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- Morning, puppets🌈 and puppet masters✡︎. Time for the news.
- Brazil: Bolsonaro Vastly Beats Polls to Clinch Second Round in Presidential Race
- A supporter of Brazilian President and re-election candidate Jair Bolsonaro reacts as she watches the vote count of the legislative and presidential election, in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on October 2, 2022. - Brazilians voted Sunday in a polarizing presidential election which front-runner Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva hopes to …
- Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro and former President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva will face each other in a runoff race having come in second and first place, respectively, in Sunday’s presidential election.
- Rick Scott: Republicans Will ‘Absolutely’ Get At Least 52 Senate Seats in Midterms
- Rick Scott: Republicans Will ‘Absolutely’ Get At Least 52 Senate Seats in Midterms…
- 595
- …On Donald Trump’s Rhetoric: ‘It’s Never Ever OK To Be a Racist’
- PAM KEY
- 834
- Exclusive: Darren Bailey Within ‘Striking Distance’ as Illinois Governor’s Race Tightens — ‘Voters Ready for Change’
- Exclusive: Darren Bailey Within ‘Striking Distance’ as Illinois Governor’s Race Tightens
- JOSHUA KLEIN
- 633
- Gov. Roy Cooper: North Carolina Has ‘Front Row Seat’ to Climate Change
- PAM KEY
- 1,315
- Exclusive: Ad Slams Sen. John Hoeven for His Silence on Chinese Land Purchase in North Dakota
- Exclusive: Ad Slams Sen. John Hoeven for His Silence on Chinese Land Purchase in North Dakota
- WENDELL HUSEBØ
- 154
- Exclusive – Yvette Herrell: Joe Biden Responsible for Crimes Committed Against Americans by Unvetted Afghans
- Exclusive – Yvette Herrell: Joe Biden Responsible for Crimes Committed Against Americans by Unvetted Afghans
- 164
- Human Smuggling Crash Leaves Three Migrants Dead in Texas near Border
- Human Smuggling Crash Leaves Three Migrants Dead in Texas near Border
- 62
- Mexican Cartel Group Convicted of Smuggling Drugs Through Texas Mountains
- Mexican Cartel Group Convicted of Smuggling Drugs Through Texas Mountains
- 86
- Texas DPS Drone Pilot Spots 37 Migrants in Rail Car near Border
- Texas DPS Drone Pilot Spots 37 Migrants in Rail Car near Border
- 71
- VIDEO: Helicopter Crashes Outside Fresno, California Home — Pilot, Passenger Survive
- 27
- Police: Parents Turn in Son Who Allegedly Attempted to Abduct Girl Outside School
- 170
- Lawyer Who Firebombed NYPD Car Blames ‘Unprocessed Trauma’ Prior to Sentencing
- Lawyer Who Firebombed NYPD Car Blames ‘Unprocessed Trauma’ Prior to Sentencing
- 306
- VIDEO: Portland Resident Accuses Democrat Mayor of Laughing at Her Worries About Homeless Problem: ‘I’m Fed Up’
- VIDEO: Portland Resident Accuses Democrat Mayor of Laughing at Her Worries About Homeless Problem
- 470
- Escaped Inmate from Connecticut Caught at His Birthday Party in Georgia: ‘Bro Just Wanted to Celebrate’
- Escaped Inmate from Connecticut Caught at His Birthday Party in Georgia: ‘Bro Just Wanted to Celebrate’
- 162
- Ron DeSantis Warns Would-Be Looters: ‘We’re a Second Amendment State’
- Ron DeSantis Warns Would-Be Looters: ‘We’re a Second Amendment State’
- AWR HAWKINS
- 2,033
- Biden declares emergency in North Carolina as Ian remnants push through
- Biden Declares Emergency in North Carolina as Ian Remnants Push Through
- 226
- Russia Vetoes UN Resolution Declaring Referendums on Ukrainian Regions Joining Russia Illegal
- Russia Vetoes U.N. Resolution Declaring Referendums on Ukrainian Regions Joining Russia Illegal
- 333
- VP Kamala Harris: ‘Assault Weapons’ Designed ‘to Kill a Lot of Human Beings Quickly’
- Kamala: ‘Assault Weapons’ Designed ‘to Kill a Lot of Human Beings Quickly’
- 1,386
- Gubernatorial Debate– Gov. Greg Abbott: Raising Minimum Age for Rifle Purchases ‘Unconstitutional’
- …Abbott: Raising Minimum Age for Rifle Purchases ‘Unconstitutional’
- 135
- Texas Gubernatorial Debate: Beto Refuses to Say if He Plans to Confiscate AR-15s
- Texas Gubernatorial Debate: Beto Refuses to Say if He Plans to Confiscate AR-15s …
- 1,532
- Brazil: Bolsonaro, Socialist Lula Trade Barbs on Eve of Presidential Election
- Brazil: Bolsonaro, Socialist Lula Trade Barbs on Eve of Presidential Election
- 94
- Graham to Biden: Please Designate Russia ‘State Sponsor of Terror’ — Declare Any Nukes an Attack on NATO
- Graham to Biden: Please Designate Russia ‘State Sponsor of Terror’
- 667
- GOP Rep. Williams: The Rest of the World Needs to Pitch in on Helping Ukraine
- 57
- Brazil: Bolsonaro Beats Polls to Clinch 2nd Round in Election
- Brazil: Bolsonaro Beats Polls to Clinch 2nd Round in Election
- 2,057
- Toyota President: California's Ban on Gas Cars 'Difficult' by 2035
- Toyota President: California's Ban on Gas Cars 'Difficult' by 2035
- 2,207
- Trump Urges Brazilians to Re-Elect Jair Bolsonaro
- Trump Urges Brazilians to Re-Elect Jair Bolsonaro
- 2,569
- WATCH LIVE: Former President Donald Trump Holding 'Save America' Rally
- WATCH LIVE: Former President Donald Trump Holding 'Save America' Rally
- 4,732
- Blob Wins: New UK Govt Bounced Into Dropping Headline Tax Cut Already
- Blob Wins: New UK Govt Bounced Into Dropping Headline Tax Cut Already
- 182
- Federal Judge Rules Against Stacey Abrams-backed Group
- Federal Judge Rules Against Stacey Abrams-backed Group
- 4,112
- Carville Predicts Biden Will Pardon Trump
- Carville Predicts Biden Will Pardon Trump
- 4,247
- Florida Man Dies in Fiery Tesla Crash
- Florida Man Dies in Fiery Tesla Crash
- 5,011
- Bill Maher Suggests Dumping Kamala Harris from 2024 Democrat Ticket
- Bill Maher Suggests Dumping Kamala Harris from 2024 Democrat Ticket
- 894
- Pelosi Takes Heat for Claiming Florida Needs Illegals to 'Pick Crops'
- Pelosi Takes Heat for Claiming Florida Needs Illegals to 'Pick Crops'
- Negro Slugs 5-Year-Old Boy Once, Killing Him, While He Was Crossing Bridge in Suburban Michigan.
- If you need any further proof that niggers aren't people, then this is it. No human would do something this horrible.
- Bonobo Strangles Woman in Broad Daylight at Bronx Park.
- Houston Cops Search for Negroid Who Molested Small Child in Bathroom Stall.
- Ball of Pubes with a Negro Under it Arrested After Shooting at MTA Bus Riders After Getting Punched.
- Masked Negro Steals Cash from Philly Gas Station After Holding Cashier at Gunpoint.
- Crazy Australanig Drives Car Through Gf's Dining Room, Nearly Hitting Officers as They Jump out of the Way.
- Police Searching for Jersey Spic Who Molested 12-Year-Old Girl.
- Negro Fag Arrested After Spying on Young Boy in Black Hill Regional Park Bathroom.
- ............... Weather.
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- 7:12 pm
- Mon 03 | Night
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- Partly cloudy early with increasing clouds overnight. Low 57F. Winds light and variable.
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- Current threat: Spooktober spookiness. 👻
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- HeartMob
- Thanks to 572 backers on Kickstarter raising an astounding $20,989, Ashoka Fellow and Queen White Knight Emily May proudly presents her newest innovation HeartMob. HeartMob combines the features of a hugbox, a circlejerk, and a personal army. If anyone's feelings are hurt by something someone said online, then said person can immediately connect to a network of people who will shower you with comforting words and tell you how beautiful you are regardless of whether or not it is true. But, it's most conspicuous feature is that it allows you to raise your own personal army of sorts. Because feeding the trolls with mass amounts of attention is the most sensible way of getting them to stop them from targeting someone, right? RIGHT?
- (( HEARTMOB WILL UNIRONICALLY TELL THIS WOMAN THAT SHE'S BEAUTIFUL ))
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- La Navarraise is an opera in two acts by Jules Massenet to a French libretto by Jules Claretie and Henri Caïn, based on Claretie's short story La cigarette (1890).
- Photograph credit: Reutlinger family; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go have sex with my sewing machine. Yeah, I have sex with a lot of dangerous objects.
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