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- Hey, guys. It's me. Newscaster Nice. I have decided to change my ways and be nicer. I changed my name to suit my new personality. 🙂
- Migrants, Bused to NYC, Arrested for Allegedly Stealing $12.5K from Macy’s
- Nassau County Police Department
- Four border crossers, bused from Texas to New York City, were arrested this month after allegedly stealing nearly $12,500 worth of merchandise from a Macy’s department store.
- Johnson: House GOP Terrorist Organization, McCarthy Doesn't Love U.S.
- Johnson: House GOP Terrorist Organization, McCarthy Doesn't Love U.S.
- 352
- 67-Year-Old in Custody After 7 Shot Dead in California
- 67-Year-Old in Custody After 7 Shot Dead in California
- 714
- Poll: Trump Takes Clear Lead Over Biden
- Poll: Trump Takes Clear Lead Over Biden
- 2,643
- 'Praise Jesus for Abortions': Activist Screams at Praying Pro-Lifers
- 'Praise Jesus for Abortions': Activist Screams at Praying Pro-Lifers
- 1,391
- Report: Joe Biden's Attorneys Misled DOJ About Stored Classified Docs
- Report: Joe Biden's Attorneys Misled DOJ About Stored Classified Docs
- 3,162
- UK Expecting Record 65,000 Boat Migrants in 2023
- UK Expecting Record 65,000 Boat Migrants in 2023
- 63
- 'The Fight's Not Over': GOP 'Definitely Not' Doing Enough to Promote L
- 'The Fight's Not Over': GOP 'Definitely Not' Doing Enough to Promote L
- 969
- Border Crossers Bused to NYC Arrested, Released
- Border Crossers Bused to NYC Arrested, Released
- 2,317
- Watch Live: Women's March Returns to Washington, D.C.
- Watch Live: Women's March Returns to Washington, D.C.
- 3,453
- Rep. Clark's Child Charged with Assault, Anti-Police Vandalism
- Rep. Clark's Child Charged with Assault, Anti-Police Vandalism
- Akron Negro to Face Sentencing After Causing His Mudshark Girlfriend to Overdose Before Dumping Her Body in River.
- He should've overdosed too!
- Monkey Man Indicted After Hacking Woman to Death with Machete inside Dollar Tree.
- Negro NFL Player Forces Man to Withdraw Money from ATM Machine Before Kidnapping Him.
- Pubehead Involved for Fatal Crash Arrested for Killing Teen.
- Jig Breaks up Chimpout in Florida Basketball Court by Firing at Them.
- Negro Drug Addict Party Animal Arrested for Fatal NC Crash.
- White Parents Dead After Neeg Row Kills Them When He Baited Them with Sale of Rav4.
- 2 Nickels Arrested in Beating Packers Fan to Death in South Milwaukee.
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- There is a marginal risk of severe weather today.
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- Tue 24 | Day
- 57°
- 100%
- N 15 mph
- Cloudy and damp with rain this morning...then becoming partly cloudy. Thunder possible. High 57F. NE winds shifting to NW at 10 to 20 mph. Chance of rain 100%.
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- 86%
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- 3 of 10
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- 7:24 am
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- 6:00 pm
- Tue 24 | Night
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- 6%
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- A clear sky. Low near 35F. Winds NW at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 77%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
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- 9:46 am
- Waxing Crescent
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- 9:28 pm
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- Thu 26
- 57°
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- 55°
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- Touhou
- Touhou (東方), or the Touhou Project, refers to a series of overhead shooting games created and developed by an alcoholic Japanese pedophile named Zun. First developed for the NEC PC-9801 line of computers, the games are now developed for Windows to better enable total world domination. The Touhou series is a pioneer of the danmaku shooter genre of video games, featuring several elements essential to any good Japanese video game, including rapidly flashing lights, MIDI music and little girls. The characters in Touhou are very static and boring, yet despite this, they are all over the fucking internet, essentially making Touhou the Japanese equivalent of Team Fortress 2. Since its conception, Touhou has done its capitalist nation proud by rapidly becoming the most successful franchise in Asian geekdom since the used tampon industry.
- Unlike most Japanese games made for the PC, Touhou disappointingly does not revolve around tentacle rape, ordinary rape, or even dyke rape (don't worry, there's plenty of fan-made hentai doujins that have such content). Instead, the Touhou games are populated by an unnaturally wide selection of underage girls flying over vast and breathtaking landscapes, shooting the living fuck out of each other with thousands upon thousands of colourful bullets, referred to collectively as "danmaku".
- (( CIRNO IS THE STRONGEST FAIRY IN GENSOKYO! ))
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- Sharon Tate (January 24, 1943 – August 9, 1969) was an American actress and model. During the 1960s, she appeared in advertisements, small television roles and as an extra in films, before appearing in her first major role as Jennifer North in the 1967 film Valley of the Dolls, which earned her a Golden Globe Award nomination. That year, she also performed in the film The Fearless Vampire Killers, directed by her future husband Roman Polanski. Tate's last completed film, 12+1, was released posthumously in 1969. On August 9, 1969, Tate and four others were murdered by cult members of the Manson Family, in the home she shared with Polanski. She was eight-and-a-half months pregnant at the time of her death. Tate's last completed film, 12+1, was released posthumously in 1969. This photograph shows Tate during the filming of Valley of the Dolls.
- Photograph credit: 20th Century-Fox; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go donate to the NAACP.
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