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- Morning, faggorts. Time for the news.
- United We Stand
- Report: Foreign Disinfo Campaign Trying to Cause Virus Panic in U.S.
- APU GOMES/AFP via Getty Images
- Trump administration officials warned the public on Monday that a foreign disinformation campaign is trying to incite panic over a non-existent national lockdown over coronavirus.
- Tom Hanks, Wife Rita Wilson Leave Hospital 5 Days After Coronavirus Diagnosis
- Tom Hanks, Wife Rita Wilson Leave Hospital 5 Days After Coronavirus Diagnosis
- Rob Reiner: Trump Must be Removed to Allow Us to Heal from Coronavirus
- Rob Reiner: Trump Must be Removed to Allow Us to Heal from Coronavirus
- U.S. Begins First Trial of Coronavirus Vaccine Developed in Record Time
- U.S. Begins First Trial of Coronavirus Vaccine Developed in Record Time
- Ortiz: Small Business Is Too Big to Fail
- Exclusive – Marco Rubio: China’s Shameless Coronavirus Pandemic Propaganda Campaign
- Exclusive – Marco Rubio: China’s Shameless Coronavirus Pandemic Propaganda Campaign
- If the NBA Season Is Canceled, the League Will Lose Nearly $500 Million
- Nolte: Democrat Andrew Gillum Still Has Some Explaining to Do
- Democrat Andrew Gillum Still Has Some Explaining to Do
- JOHN NOLTE
- House Democrat Leaders Indefinitely Postpone Return to Washington
- House Democrat Leaders Indefinitely Postpone Return to Washington
- CDC Reports First Known Staff Member with Coronavirus
- CDC Reports First Known Staff Member with Coronavirus
- Dow Falls by Nearly 3000 in Renewed Coronavirus Collapse
- Dow Falls by Nearly 3000 in Renewed Coronavirus Collapse
- Reuters Stealth-Edits Debunked Story Claiming Trump Sought ‘Monopoly’ on COVID-19 Vaccine
- Reuters Stealth-Edits Debunked Story Claiming Trump Sought ‘Monopoly’ on COVID-19 Vaccine
- Donald Trump: No Nationwide Quarantine for Coronavirus
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- Donald Trump: Americans Should Keep Gatherings Under Ten People to Defeat Coronavirus
- Update: Trump Says Keep Gatherings Under *10* People — Not 50…
- …POTUS: Coronavirus Crisis Could Last Until July or August
- Report: Cyberattack Targets HHS Coronavirus Response
- AP: Researchers Test First Coronavirus Vaccine
- Bernie Marcus, Andy Puzder: Small Businesses Should Back House Coronavirus Relief Bill
- Bernie Marcus, Andy Puzder: Small Businesses Should Back House Coronavirus Relief Bill
- Trump: NY Gov. Cuomo Has to ‘Do More’ to Fight Coronavirus
- Chinese Tycoon Ren Zhiqiang Disappears After Criticizing Coronavirus Response
- Chinese Tycoon Disappears After Criticizing Beijing
- JOHN HAYWARD
- Donald Trump to Governors: Help Deploy More Life-Saving Ventilators
- Donald Trump to Governors: Help Deploy More Life-Saving Ventilators
- Customer Leaves $2,500 Tip Before Bar Closes Due to Coronavirus
- Pollak: Now Is the Time to Pull Together
- Pollak: Now Is the Time to Pull Together
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- FBN’s Varney: We’re ‘Headed Into a Recession’
- Coronavirus, ‘Oil Price War’ Between Saudi Arabia, Russia Creates Plunging Gas Prices for U.S. Drivers
- KYLE OLSON
- France Fines Apple Almost $1.4 Billion for Anticompetitive Practices
- China: The West ‘Surrendered’ to Wuhan Coronavirus
- China: The West ‘Surrendered’ to Wuhan Coronavirus
- China: Hundreds Protest Arrest of Fresh Food Seller During Coronavirus Lockdown
- China: Hundreds Protest Arrest of Fresh Food Seller During Coronavirus Lockdown
- China Accuses U.S. Army Lab of Manufacturing the Coronavirus
- Shoot Stray Dogs, Win Cash Prizes: How Chinese Officials Slaughtered Canines
- Shoot Stray Dogs, Win Cash Prizes: How Chinese Officials Slaughtered Canines
- Apple Closes All Retail Stores – Except in China
- MLB Delays Opening Day to Mid-May at Earliest Due to Coronavirus
- MLB Delays Opening Day to Mid-May at Earliest Due to Coronavirus
- NFL: The Draft Will Go On, But Without Fans
- IOC Official Says No Deadline for Decision on Olympics
- Report: NBA Bracing for Mid-to-Late June Return at the Earliest
- Report: NBA Mid-to-Late June Return at Earliest
- Tom Hanks Thanks Healthcare Workers Down Under By Sharing Photo of Vegemite Sandwich
- Tom Hanks Shares Photo of Vegemite Sandwich
- KYLE MORRIS
- Pence Spox: CNN’s Jim Sciutto Spreads Fake News of Nationwide Curfew
- CNN’s Sciutto Spreads Fake News of Nationwide Curfew
- ‘Today’ Show Staffer Contracts Coronavirus, Craig Melvin and Al Roker Temporarily off Air
- ‘Today’ Show Staffer Contracts Coronavirus
- Trump Slams Press for ‘Fake News’ over Google virus Screening Tool…
- …Google Launches Northern California Pilot Program
- Border Patrol Agent Stops Knife Attack in West Texas Sam’s Club
- Border Patrol Agent Stops Knife Attack in West Texas Sam’s Club
- 15 Miles of New Border Walls Slated for Construction in Texas
- 15 Miles of New Border Walls Slated for Construction in Texas
- 21 Smugglers Arrested with 2 Tons of Marijuana and 64 Gallons of Cannabis Oil, Say Feds
- 21 Smugglers Arrested with 2 Tons of Marijuana and 64 Gallons of Cannabis Oil
- Supreme Court Suspends Oral Arguments over Coronavirus
- SCOTUS Suspends Oral Arguments
- Two More Congressional Staffers Test Positive for Coronavirus
- Two More Congressional Staffers Test Positive
- Tom Cotton Floats Universal Basic Income for Coronavirus Crisis…
- Cotton: ‘We’re Going to Do Everything We Can to Get Cash into the Hands of Affected Workers’
- …Going to Do Everything We Can to Get Cash into the Hands of Affected Workers’
- De Blasio: ‘Close to’ Needing Govt to Ensure Food ‘Equitably Distributed’
- Peace Corps Suspends Global Operations, Sends Volunteers Home
- Aero, Automobile, Perfume Makers Asked to Switch to Producing Coronavirus Emergency Supplies
- Fact Check: Joe Biden Says Climate Change Caused Darfur Conflict
- Axelrod: Biden ‘Looked Like a Guy Who Was in Command’
- Fact Check: Biden Claims Gun Makers Exempt from Lawsuits, Period
- Joe Biden Promises to Restart ‘Catch and Release’ of Migrants
- Bern Out? Sanders Lets Joe Go
- Biden Echoes Trump on Virus, Then Attacks Trump
- Sanders’ Plan: ‘Take on the Healthcare Industry’
- Whoops: Sanders Calls It ‘Ebola,’ Biden Calls It ‘Sars’
- Biden Announces: Border Will Be Open for At Least First 100 Days
- They Agree: Climate Change Still Biggest Threat
- Bernie Gives China 👍
- …Social Distancing: No Handshake, Podiums Six Feet Apart…
- PENNY STARR
- …Biden Coughs — into His Hand…
- …Says Single-Payer ‘Not Working in Italy’…
- IAN HANCHETT
- Bernie Sanders on Coronavirus: First Thing, ‘Shut This President Up Right Now’
- …Sanders: First Thing on Virus, ‘Shut This President Up Right Now’
- Joe Biden Commits to Picking Woman as Vice President
- Joe Commits to Woman Veep…
- …Would Nominate Black Woman to SCOTUS for ‘Representation’…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- …Dodges National Quarantine Question…
- Coronavirus: Grocery Stores Will Restock, Amid Challenges; Opportunity in Food Delivery
- Paul Krugman Celebrates Stock Market Rout
- ***Live Updates*** Biden, Sanders Debate in Near-Empty DC Studio
- ***Live Updates*** Biden, Sanders Debate in Near-Empty DC Studio
- Dow Falls by Nearly 3000 in Renewed Coronavirus Collapse
- Dow Falls by Nearly 3000 in Renewed Coronavirus Collapse
- Black Sentenced to Life Without Parole for Brutal Rape and Murder of White Woman
- Charles Martel
- If blacks serve one useful purpose in our society, it's to remind us of what constitutes an actual rape.
- Belgium: Immigrant Gang Attacks Two Women, Call Them “Dirty Smelly White People”
- Charles Martel
- UK: Two Men (At Least One Colored) Arrested for Stabbing Murder of White Teen
- ............ Alright, don't think about that stuff......... Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- MAR 17
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 81°67°
- 20%
- SE 15 mph 75%
- WED
- MAR 18
- Cloudy
- 80°69°
- 20%
- SSE 15 mph 79%
- THU
- MAR 19
- AM Thunderstorms
- 81°63°
- 60%
- S 13 mph 79%
- FRI
- MAR 20
- Thunderstorms
- 66°45°
- 90%
- N 17 mph 84%
- SAT
- MAR 21
- Showers
- 57°52°
- 50%
- NNE 15 mph 76%
- SUN
- MAR 22
- Showers
- 61°55°
- 50%
- NNE 10 mph 96%
- MON
- MAR 23
- Mostly Cloudy
- 73°61°
- 20%
- E 8 mph 87%
- TUE
- MAR 24
- Partly Cloudy
- 81°62°
- 20%
- S 11 mph 75%
- WED
- MAR 25
- Partly Cloudy
- 84°64°
- 10%
- S 11 mph 75%
- THU
- MAR 26
- Partly Cloudy
- 84°63°
- 10%
- S 12 mph 68%
- FRI
- MAR 27
- Partly Cloudy
- 80°59°
- 20%
- NNE 11 mph 58%
- SAT
- MAR 28
- Partly Cloudy
- 80°60°
- 10%
- ENE 10 mph 59%
- SUN
- MAR 29
- Mostly Cloudy
- 81°62°
- 20%
- ESE 10 mph 65%
- MON
- MAR 30
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 81°63°
- 40%
- SE 11 mph 71%
- TUE
- MAR 31
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 81°65°
- 40%
- SE 11 mph 75%
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- Current threat: Jewish paper. 📄
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- IGN
- IGN, owned by News Corp (which is a great indicator on the quality of the games journalism on this website) and populated by basement-dwellers, furries, tourneyfags, and 13-year-old boy trolls, is a shitty game website that no one reads anymore. It's most well known for its pay-per-score system of bribe based game reviews, its batshit crazy "reporters" who don't know shit about what they are talking about, it's layout having more ads than actual content and its forums on which hundreds of retards actually pay their hard earned money (or at least their mom's money) to post on their many crappy boards and get lied to about the quality of various games depending on how much money those games were willing to pay IGN to say they were good.
- Their review's quality is noteworthy as well, mostly because they are utter shit, with one reviewer even claiming to have played Halo for the DS.
- Don't forget kids, that you can't spell "Ignorant" without I.G.N.
- (( MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT MASS EFFECT!!! ))
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- The cliff flycatcher (Hirundinea ferruginea) is a species of bird in the family Tyrannidae, the tyrant flycatchers. Native to South America, it is found among mountain crags, cliffs and gorges. It is also found, particularly in the south of its range, around buildings in cities, where window sills and facades provide a form of artificial cliff. About 18.5 cm (7.3 in) in length, its rufous colouring and behaviour are distinctive. It has a wide beak and long pointed wings, resembling those of a swallow. The overparts are dusky brown, with a distinctive rufous rump and tail base. The tips of the wing feathers are dark, but the remaining parts are cinnamon-rufous, and are exposed in flight. The underparts are pale cinnamon-rufous, with some grey speckling on the throat.
- This picture shows a cliff flycatcher photographed in the municipality of Pindamonhangaba, in the Brazilian state of São Paulo.
- Photograph credit: Claudney Neves
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go to the bank and cash a check... I really want to kiss that cashier. I love everything... Sorry, I took a bunch of MDMA.
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