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- Test complete.
- Morning again. Well. It's another day to do the news.
- She’s Back!
- Sarah Palin Announces Run for Congress in Alaska
- ‘America is at a tipping point… I knew I had to step up and join the fight’
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- Former Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin (R) announced on Friday that she is running for Congress to fill the vacant seat left by late Rep. Don Young (R-AK).
- Exclusive–Hauman: Get Ready for a Border Surge the Likes of Which Our Country Has Never Seen
- Exclusive: Get Ready for a Border Surge the Likes of Which Our Country Has Never Seen
- Kamala Harris: 'Phenomenal' KBJ 'Cut Through' GOP 's Games
- Kamala Harris: 'Phenomenal' KBJ 'Cut Through' GOP 's Games
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- Harris: Must Be Consequence for Elected Leaders Involved January 6
- Harris: Must Be Consequence for Elected Leaders Involved January 6
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- 'Zero Accountability' – Police Cleared In Groomer Rape Gangs Scandal
- 'Zero Accountability' – Police Cleared In Groomer Rape Gangs Scandal
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- Report: Jen Psaki Leaving White House for Peacock Streaming Show
- Report: Jen Psaki Leaving White House for Peacock Streaming Show
- 6,474
- Democrats Panic over Biden Ending Title 42: 'A Frightening Decision'
- Democrats Panic over Biden Ending Title 42: 'A Frightening Decision'
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- Levine: Misgendering Transgender Mean Spirited, Denigrates Trans Youth
- Levine: Misgendering Transgender Mean Spirited, Denigrates Trans Youth
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- Joe Biden to Open the Border on May 23
- Joe Biden to Open the Border on May 23
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- WH Deploys Trans Jeopardy! Champion to Condemn 'Scary' Republican Laws
- WH Deploys Trans Jeopardy! Champion to Condemn 'Scary' Republican Laws
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- Will Smith Resigns from Academy amid Chris Rock Oscars Basklash
- Will Smith Resigns from Academy amid Chris Rock Oscars Basklash
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- Chelsea Clinton: Republican Party Is the Party of 'White Supremacists'
- Chelsea Clinton: Republican Party Is the Party of 'White Supremacists'
- Negro Parolee Murders White Woman After Recently Being Freed.
- Well, at least they gave him a chance.
- Negro Kills His Mudshark Roommate in Mulberry.
- Coon Arrested After Stabbing White Woman at VA Nursery in Dallas.
- Negro Gets Shot in Manhattan After Waving Metal Pipe at Cops.
- Watered-Down Negro Arrested in Watertown After Sexually Assaulting Patients at VA Hospital.
- Negro Arrested After Attempting to Kill 16-Year-Old Girl He Sexually Abused.
- Baton Rouge Baboon Arrested After Killing Store Owner and Raping Woman Inside.
- Negro Arrested After Setting up Sexual Assault of Teenager.
- ............... Weather.
- Today
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- 1%
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- Sat 02 | Day
- 87°
- 1%
- NNW 10 mph
- Sunny. High 87F. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 41%
- UV Index
- 9 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:17 am
- Sunset
- 7:49 pm
- Sat 02 | Night
- 54°
- 8%
- ENE 9 mph
- Clear to partly cloudy. Low 54F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 65%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 8:14 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
- 9:24 pm
- Sun 03
- 85°
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- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- SSE 12 mph
- Mon 04
- 84°
- /63°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 38%
- SSE 13 mph
- Tue 05
- 93°
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- Partly Cloudy
- 9%
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- Wed 06
- 81°
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- Thu 07
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- Fri 08
- 77°
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- Sat 09
- 81°
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- 1%
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- Sun 10
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- Partly Cloudy/Wind
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- Mon 11
- 82°
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- AM Clouds/PM Sun
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- Tue 12
- 85°
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- 24%
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- Wed 13
- 84°
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- Thu 14
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- Fri 15
- 82°
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- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
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- Sat 16
- 82°
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- Isolated Thunderstorms
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- Current threat: Living in a society. 🤡
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- Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath
- Lindsay Kantha Souvannarath, aka "snoopyfemme" and "HackerOnHacker", is perhaps the edgyist, most cringey example of upper-middle class youth anger in existence. Being bored of her violent video games and shitty metal music, Lindsay called up her two dumblr friends, Randall Steven Shepherd and James Gamble, and hatched a mass shooting plot at the Halifax Shopping Center. But, sadly, their plan was foiled. Some fucking pussy (suspected to have been Gamble, but not confirmed) left and anonymous tip to RCMP about the shooting. Lindsay and Randall were arrested while Gamble was found dead.
- (( WOMEN CAN'T SPREE KILLER ))
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- The International Space Station (ISS) is a space station in low Earth orbit, run as a joint project by the American, Russian, Japanese, European, and Canadian space agencies. Its first component was sent into orbit in 1998, and it has been inhabited continuously since 2000. The ISS consists of pressurised modules, external trusses, solar arrays, and other components, which have been launched by Russian Proton and Soyuz rockets, and American Space Shuttles. It serves as a microgravity and space environment research laboratory in which crew members conduct experiments in biology, human biology, physics, astronomy, meteorology, and other fields.
- This photograph, taken in 2011 by Italian astronaut Paolo Nespoli from a departing Russian Soyuz spacecraft, shows the ISS and the docked Space Shuttle Endeavour.
- Photograph: Paolo Nespoli.
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- Bye. I'll see you guys again tomorrow for more news. Until then, I'll be experimenting with my underage girlfriend... Sexually. In case that wasn't clear enough.
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