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- Hello, British Newscaster Ned here again having a jolly good time having some tea and crumpets. Here's the news, you blasted yanks.
- Kosovo Police Hunt for Serb Gunmen Who Killed Officer, Hid in Monastery
- Mayor Brandon Johnson's Chicago: At Least 30 Shot During Weekend
- Speaker Pleads Ignorance After Leading Zelensky in Tribute to SS Trooper
- 11K Migrants Enter Arizona Border Sector in One Week, 40K This Month
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- Russia Hoax 4-EVA!!
- Hill Still Clings to Fantasy that Putin Rigged 2016… Shades ‘Deniers’
- ‘He’ll Do It Again’
- Vladimir-Putin-Hillary-Clinton-Getty-640x480
- Failed former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has warned that Russia could allegedly interfere with the U.S. elections in 2024.
- Is ‘Borrowed Time’ Your Answer to Woke? – 10 Questions for John Nolte
- Is ‘Borrowed Time’ Your Answer to Woke? – 10 Questions for John Nolte
- 689
- WATCH: President Joe Biden Calls Rapper LL Cool J 'Boy' During Speech
- WATCH: President Joe Biden Calls Rapper LL Cool J 'Boy' During Speech
- 954
- Trump on Menendez Indictment: Senate Dems Knew, Should Resign
- Trump on Menendez Indictment: Senate Dems Knew, Should Resign
- 763
- Poll: Trump Takes Commanding 10-Point Lead over Biden
- Poll: Trump Takes Commanding 10-Point Lead over Biden
- 7,183
- Religious Identification Among Democrats Crashes 20 Points in 20 Years
- Religious Identification Among Democrats Crashes 20 Points in 20 Years
- 7,573
- Simone Biles Charges Racism in Viral Irish Gymnastics Video
- Simone Biles Charges Racism in Viral Irish Gymnastics Video
- 486
- GOP Predicts Biden Business Received $50M, $30M More than Shown
- GOP Predicts Biden Business Received $50M, $30M More than Shown
- 3,437
- 'Non-Binary' Author of Book About Trans 4th Grader: 'Parental Rights Really
- 'Non-Binary' Author of Book About Trans 4th Grader: 'Parental Rights Really
- 820
- Man Dies After Being Gored by Bull at Spanish Festival
- 285
- Biden Promised Zelensky Long-Range ATACMS Missiles: Report
- Biden Promised Zelensky Long-Range ATACMS Missiles: Report
- Canada: Bootlips Gets Life After Murdering His Mudshark Girlfriend.
- He still gets to eat KFC in prison. Really what's the difference? He'll fight with other blacks anywhere else.
- Louisville Mudflap Arrested for Raping Da White Wimminz.
- San Francisco: Another Negro on the Loose Spray Painting Swastikas and "Nigger" Everywhere.
- Charleston Chink Arrested for Spraying Shit on Produce Section at Walmart.
- ........... Weather.
- There is a marginal risk of severe weather today.
- Today
- PM Thunderstorms
- 91°
- /71°
- 50%
- W 9 mph
- Mon 25 | Day
- 91°
- 50%
- W
- 9
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- Mixed clouds and sun this morning. Scattered thunderstorms developing this afternoon. Storms may contain strong gusty winds. High 91F. Winds W at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
- Humidity
- 70%
- UV Index
- 9 of 11
- Sunrise
- 7:19 am
- Sunset
- 7:22 pm
- Mon 25 | Night
- 71°
- 46%
- NNE
- 10
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- Partly to mostly cloudy skies with scattered thunderstorms during the evening. Storms may contain strong gusty winds. Low 71F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
- Humidity
- 90%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 5:16 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 2:49 am
- Tue 26
- Mostly Sunny
- 93°
- /68°
- 9%
- NNE 9 mph
- Wed 27
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°
- /68°
- 10%
- NNE 7 mph
- Thu 28
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°
- /69°
- 8%
- ENE 7 mph
- Fri 29
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°
- /70°
- 7%
- E 9 mph
- Sat 30
- Partly Cloudy
- 96°
- /70°
- 17%
- E 9 mph
- Sun 01
- Mostly Sunny
- 96°
- /70°
- 10%
- E 9 mph
- Mon 02
- Sunny
- 95°
- /68°
- 11%
- E 8 mph
- Tue 03
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°
- /68°
- 6%
- SE 7 mph
- Wed 04
- Partly Cloudy
- 94°
- /68°
- 14%
- SSE 9 mph
- Thu 05
- AM Thunderstorms
- 92°
- /68°
- 35%
- SE 8 mph
- Fri 06
- Partly Cloudy
- 91°
- /68°
- 19%
- E 9 mph
- Sat 07
- Partly Cloudy
- 91°
- /69°
- 24%
- SE 9 mph
- Sun 08
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 90°
- /67°
- 31%
- SSE 9 mph
- Mon 09
- AM Thunderstorms
- 88°
- /66°
- 36%
- NE 11 mph
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- Current threat: Spooktober. 👻
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- Twatter
- Twitter (AKA Shitter, AKA Your account is currently suspended. For more information, please visit Suspended Accounts), or as former President Obama called it, Twitter's, is an outrage machine where highly sensitive people spend all of their time so they can get offended by everything and bully people into silence with death threats. Basically it's some retarded website where left-wing nonbinary furries with no life and black normie socialists come together to jerk off about how much they hate Donald Trump, all within the limits of 280 characters. Also partly because Trhump himself is on the thing. They hope he will notice, lolol. He won't.
- Truth: Twitter is a Web 2.0 site for fags/dykes, e-beggers/failed artists, preteens and dingdongs who are too stupid to use IRC, and need turn-based chat to play oppression olympics on. Typical Twitter users subject each other to a relentless feed of minutia in their otherwise meaningless lives, known as tweets, 24/7/365. Got a new job? Just drank a glass of milk? Took a big shit? Tweet it!
- TL;DR: LiveJournal on crack. (No wait, LJ died years ago.) Or maybe: Slack on roids. Yeah, that's the ticket.
- (( BOUGHT BY ELON MUSK ))
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- The Savonia railway is a five-foot-gauge (1,524 mm) railway in Finland. Beginning at Kouvola, it connects southern Finland with the eastern regions of South Savo and North Savo via the cities of Pieksämäki, Kuopio and Iisalmi. This photograph depicts a lumber train pulled by a VR Class Sr1 electric locomotive crossing a drawbridge north of Kuopio.
- Photograph credit: David Gubler
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- Well, back to my double life as a policeman, trying to catch negro crook Mr. Negrolips.
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