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- Hey, ya niggers. It's time for the news!
- Arsonist/Terrorist Suspect Arrested After Pennsylvania Gov’s Mansion Set on Fire
- Shapiro and Family ’Evacuated’
- Investigators are on the scene after an overnight fire at the governor’s official reside
- Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro (D) revealed on Sunday that an arsonist had “set fire” to the Governor’s Residence in Harrisburg, adding that his family had been evacuated from the residence.
- Lizzo Hits Out at Trump During ‘Saturday Night Live’ Performance With ‘TARIFFIED&
- Lizzo Attacks Trump on 'Saturday Night Live' Clad in 'TARIFFIED' Top
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- DOGE: Three Democrat-Run States Created Most of the $382 Million Unemployment Fraud
- DOGE: 3 Democrat States Created Most of the $382M Unemployment Fraud
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- Federal Judge Orders USDA to Unfreeze Funding to Maine as Trans Athletes Dispute Continues
- Federal Judge Orders USDA to Unfreeze Funding to Maine
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- Arizona to Remove Almost 50K Non-Citizens from Voter Rolls
- Arizona to Remove Almost 50K Non-Citizens from Voter Rolls
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- DOE Begins Process of Terminating Maine’s Federal K-12 Funding as State Allows Trans Athletes on
- DOE Begins Process of Terminating Maine’s Federal K-12 Funding
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- Donald Trump’s Entrance to Star-Studded UFC 314 Brings House Down
- Donald Trump's Entrance to Star-Studded UFC 314 Brings House Down
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- Cory Booker Does Not Rule Out 2028 Presidential Run
- Booker Does Not Rule Out 2028 Presidential Run
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- Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro Reveals Arsonist ‘Set Fire’ to Governor’s Mansion
- Pa Gov. Shapiro Reveals Arsonist 'Set Fire' to Governor's Mansion
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- Over Thirty Killed in Russian Missile Strike in Ukraine
- Over Thirty Killed in Russian Missile Strike in Ukraine
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- Elizabeth Warren: Congress Has to Take Tariff Authority Away from Trump
- Elizabeth Warren: Congress Has to Take Tariff Authority Away from Trump
- Baboon Personal Trainer Shoots Equinox Gym Staff Employee and General Manager Before Killing Himself.
- This is how blacks react to being fired.
- White Woman Stabbed to Death by Monkey from Gambia in Suburb of Paris.
- Medford Pubehead Attacks Apartment Complex Maintenance Worker with His Own Phone.
- Police Searching for Velcro Head Who Killed Travis County Defense Attorney.
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- Current threat: Easter eggs. 🐣
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- No
- "No" is the opposite of yes and is the answer that you always get when you ask a girl "Would you like to go out on a date with me some time?". Variations include Nah, naw, nope, nooo-wa! NOOOO!!, "go and fuck your dog" and DO NOT WANT!!1 No only means yes when said by a woman who obviously wants to get raped, as all women of course, do.
- (( Remember, When She Says No, She Actually Means Yes ))
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- Thomas Jefferson (April 13, 1743 – July 4, 1826) was an American statesman, planter, diplomat, lawyer, architect, philosopher, and Founding Father who served as the third president of the United States from 1801 to 1809. He was the primary author of the Declaration of Independence. Following the American Revolutionary War and before becoming president in 1801, Jefferson was the first United States secretary of state under George Washington, and then the second vice president under John Adams. Jefferson was a leading proponent of democracy, republicanism, and natural rights, and he produced formative documents and decisions at the state, national, and international levels. This line-engraved portrait of Jefferson was produced by the United States Department of the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP) as part of a BEP presentation album of the first 26 presidents. The same portrait appears on the obverse of the two-dollar bill.
- Engraving credit: Bureau of Engraving and Printing; restored by Andrew Shiva
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- Bye, everyone I'm gonna go chop off a bird's beak and shove it up your mom's sweet cherry asshole, then I will puke on the windows of TJ Maxx and then rape a chihuahua.
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