How I found out Speedy had a problem

Xettaiks: how did you get a eye patch?
Speedy: Heheheheheheh funny story
Xettaiks: you got it in combat?
Speedy: Yeah !!!!!!!!!!!!! : D
Speedy: This person was brutal
Speedy: And not a vegeterian
Speedy: Heheheheheheheheheheheh he was gross ^ ^
Xettaiks: >>
Xettaiks: a friend of yours?
Speedy: Nu-Uhs
Speedy: But  i wanted him too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : D
Speedy: All of his moves was a gross scary torture
Speedy: And i still won :3
Speedy: Never had a fight like that
Speedy: I want more!!!!!!!!!! : D
Xettaiks: explain to me how a fight actually works?
Speedy: Your oppoment chooses if your attacks hit , you decide if theirs hit
Speedy: I never block or dodge though :3
Speedy: I choose to do the opposite of god modding
Speedy: I want to struggle : D
Xettaiks: I would never agree to that
Speedy: Heheheheheheheheheheh  ^ ^
Xettaiks: You have to be liked by your opponent to win
Speedy: Gosh no , but i see what you mean
Xettaiks: yes
Speedy: People do anything to not lose
Speedy: I hate it  ^ ^
Xettaiks: how is that different from sex?
Speedy: Huh ?
Xettaiks: if you only land the hits that are allowed
Xettaiks: you could wind up never hitting
Xettaiks: and getting beaten quite a bit
Xettaiks: until they want you to win
Xettaiks: I understand we don't have proper game mechanics
Xettaiks: but alternatives do exist
Xettaiks: and lazy frauds don't use em
Speedy: Gosh people just gotta choose to not god mod , it isn't hard you know ^ ^
Speedy: I never had
Speedy: :3
Xettaiks: but the way I see it, there is no avoiding godmodding even if you take the hit
Speedy: Huh ?
Xettaiks: telling you how the hit is going to affect you, is godmodding
Xettaiks: just because I punch you, doesn't mean you'll lose an eye
Xettaiks: but I could say it could
Xettaiks: that's godmodding
Xettaiks: even if you accept that
Speedy: No it wasn't like that
Speedy: /me Facepalms
Speedy: The eye was a very long torture process
Speedy: After he gave hours worth of a beating
Speedy: I was just to tuckered out to stop him
Speedy: Heheheheheheheheheheh i am not weak you know , a punch wont make me lose an eye