1v1

"While w- sips a cup of hot tea at the park, l- catches them by surprise with a blow to the back. w- quickly recovers and splashes the cup of tea in l-'s face, blinding them. w- knocks l- to the ground with a sweeping kick and kicks the motherfuckin' shit outta them! rooHype",
"w- and l- meet at the local pub. l- brought a razor-sharp machete, but w- brought an AK-47. l- throws the machete at w- and makes a break for the exit. w- dodges the machete and opens fire, filling up l-'s body with several pounds of lead. rooHype",
"w- and l- ignite their lightsabers. w- lunges forward while l- sidesteps and trips them. l- swings downward. w- blocks and gets back up. l- attacks while w- parries each blow, waiting until l- exhausts themself. w- attacks, chopping off their limbs and their head! rooHype",
"w- and l- are at a strip club watching a pole dancer. They lock eyes. l- draws his pistol and fires. Amid the crowd of fleeing patrons, w- dives behind the bar and returns fire. l- ducks behind a chair. While they reload, w- grabs a nearby glass shard, runs toward l-, and shanks them in the throat! rooHype",
"w- and l- drive by each other. w- turns around and gives chase. l- swerves around the oncoming traffic trying to lose w-, but they stay close behind. l- goes off-road into a forest, but w- follows suit. l- hits a mudslide and rams into a tree, dying upon collision! rooHype",
"w- and l- are on a private jet. l- tackles w- to the floor and strangles them. Gasping for breath, w- draws his pistol and shoots one of the windows. l- is sucked out of the cabin and into the jet intake while w- parachutes out of the falling jet. rooHype",
"While l- is at a party, w- spikes their drink with rohypnol. While l- is passed out, w- drags them to a deserted alley and paints their body in gold paint. l- slowly dies from 'skin suffocation'. rooPog",
"l- and w- meet at a pub in Osaka. They draw their katanas. Before they engage, however, w- takes out a Death Note and scribbles down l-'s name. With their enemy seemingly occupied, l- charges at them, but before they can land the first blow, they drop dead from a heart attack! rooPog"