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- Morning again, you goons. Time for the news.
- Speaker Race Breakthrough
- McCarthy PAC Agrees with Conservatives on No Spending in Safe Open-Seat Primaries
- WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 19: House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) speaks with reporters after voting on the establishment of a commission to investigate the events of January 6 on May 19, 2021 in Washington, DC. When asked if he was worried about being subpoenaed if a commission was formed, …
- The conservative and influential Club for Growth announced it cut a deal with the super PAC affiliated with House GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-CA), signaling possible movement in the House speaker race after a stalemate had resulted in no speaker through six rounds of voting as of Wednesday afternoon.
- *** New Congress Livewire *** Republicans Take Over House
- *** New Congress Livewire *** Republicans Take Over House
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- Goldberg: GOP Establishment a Fantasy, People Getting High on Farts
- Goldberg: GOP Establishment a Fantasy, People Getting High on Farts
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- Watch: Hannity, Boebert Spar over House Speaker Saga
- Watch: Hannity, Boebert Spar over House Speaker Saga
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- House Democrats Float ‘Unity Speaker’ Possibility
- House Democrats Float ‘Unity Speaker’ Possibility
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- Report: Pete Buttigieg Took Military Aircraft to Attend Sporting Event
- Report: Pete Buttigieg Took Military Aircraft to Attend Sporting Event
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- Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger to Become CNN Contributor
- Former Rep. Adam Kinzinger to Become CNN Contributor
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- Davidson Lists Concessions McCarthy Made to Detractors
- Davidson Lists Concessions McCarthy Made to Detractors
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- Cori Bush: Black Republican Byron Donalds Will Push 'White Supremacy'
- Cori Bush: Black Republican Byron Donalds Will Push 'White Supremacy'
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- McCarthy PAC Agrees with CFL-- No Spending in Safe Primaries
- McCarthy PAC Agrees with CFL-- No Spending in Safe Primaries
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- Future King William Threw Woke Brother Harry Into Dog Food Bowl: Claim
- Future King William Threw Woke Brother Harry Into Dog Food Bowl: Claim
- White Man Killed and His Girlfriend Injured After Prehistoric Ape Shoots Them Both as They Parked Their Truck Home.
- The white guy at least shot back at him.
- Obese Ape Arrested After Molesting 2 Children at Kindergarten in Delaware.
- Fat Bongo Beater Kills His Mudshark National Guard Girlfriend and Their Gross Race Mixed Kids.
- Orlando: Orangutan Rapes Woman at Gunpoint.
- Pack of Negroes Break into Norfolk Home and Spray Dogs with Ammonia.
- Negro Busted with Illegal Weapons in His Car.
- Negress ISIS Member Turned US Informant Sentenced After Joining ISIS Again.
- Queens: Elderly Korean Man Arrested After Trying to Kidnap 10-Year-Old Boy.
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- Pope
- The P.O.P.E (Peoples Own Pedophile Emperor) is the Final boss of the world's Roman Catholics as well as the ringleader of the world's largest pedophile group. He is best known for his flamboyant paper hats, his time-traveling powers, and for looking exactly like the evil Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars as well as for fulfilling the Emperor Palpatine's fictional role in real life (The Vatican is no moon; rather, it is a space station). Contrary to popular belief, the pope does not need to poop. This is similar to the women that you are not having sex with.
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- Hip, Hip, Hurrah! is an oil-on-canvas painting from 1888 by Danish painter Peder Severin Krøyer. The work shows various members of the of Skagen Painters: a group of Danish, Norwegian and Swedish artists who formed a loose community in Skagen at the northern tip of Jutland in the 1880s and early 1890s. The painting was started in 1884 after a party at Michael Ancher's house, the composition inspired by photographs taken at the celebration by the German artist Fritz Stoltenberg, although the individuals featured are not all the same. A dispute arose between Krøyer and Ancher the following day, when the latter returned uninvited to continue work on the piece, and although they reconciled, Krøyer was not permitted to use Ancher's garden as the setting. Swedish art collector Pontus Fürstenberg bought the painting before it was completed and it was displayed at Charlottenborg in 1888. Fürstenberg later donated it to the Gothenburg Museum of Art, where it has hung ever since.
- Painting credit: Peder Severin Krøyer
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go run over a turtle with my lawnmower.
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