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- Here's the news, fuckers, cluckers, and pig fuckers.
- Paper: Biden Admin Now Admits
- Lab Leak Most Likely Corona origin
- Inside the P4 laboratory in Wuhan in 2017.BY
- The coronavirus pandemic most likely began with a laboratory leak, a U.S. Energy Department classified intelligence report now before the White House and key Congress members sets out.
- Zelensky: America Will 'Lose NATO' if it Cuts Military Support
- Zelensky: America Will 'Lose NATO' if it Cuts Military Support
- 5,052
- Pope Francis: Satan Uses Three ‘Poisons’ to Tempt Us
- Pope Francis: Satan Uses Three ‘Poisons’ to Tempt Us
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- Exclusive -- Guilfoyle: The Republican Party Is 'Trump's Party'
- Exclusive -- Guilfoyle: The Republican Party Is 'Trump's Party'
- 3,094
- Paul Ryan Will Skip GOP National Convention if Trump Wins Primary
- Paul Ryan Will Skip GOP National Convention if Trump Wins Primary
- 7,166
- Pentagon Chief Downplays Chances of Military Victory for Ukraine
- Pentagon Chief Downplays Chances of Military Victory for Ukraine
- 936
- McCaul: With Pressure from Congress Biden Will Give Ukraine F-16s
- McCaul: With Pressure from Congress Biden Will Give Ukraine F-16s
- 269
- Moran: GA Grand Jury Foreman Kohrs Damaged Trump investigation
- Moran: GA Grand Jury Foreman Kohrs Damaged Trump investigation
- 106
- Orwellian Mood-Tracking Cameras Deployed at Sydney Mardi Gras Parade
- Orwellian Mood-Tracking Cameras Deployed at Sydney Mardi Gras Parade
- 133
- Jill Biden: Joe is Ready to Run, Need to Figure Out Time and Place
- Jill Biden: Joe is Ready to Run, Need to Figure Out Time and Place
- 3,240
- Report: Lab Leak Most Likely Source of Global Coronavirus Pandemic
- Report: Lab Leak Most Likely Source of Global Coronavirus Pandemic
- 2 Dindulips Charged with Homicide in Cold-Blooded Parking Garage Shooting of White Man.
- He died 16 years later, after being paralyzed by them.
- Monkey Place Hide and Seek Game with Police After Shooting White Man Who Helped Him Pay for His Dying Drug Addict Mom.
- Ape Shoots White Man Dead Behind Toledo Museum.
- Mixed Race Mixed Martial Artist Charged in Death of White Couple at McDonald's.
- Monknoid Kills His Mudshark Girlfriend in Swainsboro.
- White Family Dead After Old Bitch's Negro Boyfriend Gets into Drug Dispute with Some Niggas.
- Negro and Mudshark Charged with Recording Themselves Torturing Animals on Facebook.
- Negro Rapper 21 Savaged Arrested After Entering US with Expired Visa.
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- Today
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- Cloudy with gusty winds. High 81F. Winds S at 20 to 30 mph. Higher wind gusts possible.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 6:59 am
- Sunset
- 6:26 pm
- Sun 26 | Night
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- Partly cloudy early followed by cloudy skies overnight. Low 63F. Winds SSW at 15 to 25 mph. Higher wind gusts possible.
- Humidity
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- UV Index
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- 11:02 am
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- 81°
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- Current threat: Chicken thief. 👨🏿🦲🍗
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- Samsung Sam
- Samsung Sam is a shitty forced corporate meme when in 2021, Korean electronics company Samsung had rejected promotional materials leaked for yet another shitty AI-powered virtual assistant. Where other companies like Apple and Amazon failed, Samsung took a lesson from Valve and were attempting to tap into the Anime Coomer market. When Samsung finally acknowledged the existence of their abandoned prototype Android Waifu™, Twitter lost their collective sex-addled degenerated minds. To nobody's surprise, a shit load of Rule 34 was made almost instantly and proliferated across the interwebz. Samsung Sam is now the waifu of millions of retarded basement-dwellers who will never get a girlfriend. This basically proves humanity is fucked forever.
- (( FICTIONAL WAIFUS FOR MODERN NERDS ))
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- The Inquisition Tribunal is a 46-by-73-centimetre (18 by 29 in) oil-on-panel painting produced by the Spanish artist Francisco Goya between 1812 and 1819. It depicts an auto-da-fé by a tribunal of the Spanish Inquisition taking place inside a church. The officials in the scene are predominantly monks, with only a single secular judge present, while the four accused are wearing tall, pointed corozas or capirotes (white pointed hats) on their heads and clad in sanbenitos describing their offences. The painting is now in the collection of the Real Academia de Bellas Artes de San Fernando in Madrid.
- Painting credit: Francisco Goya
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go fuck some anchor babies.
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