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- Benjamin Netanyahu Celebrates Come-from-Behind Win: ‘A Victory Against All the Odds’
- Netanyahu victory (Gil Cohen-Magen / AFP / Getty)
- Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu greeted jubilant supporters after the Likud’s decisive come-from-behind win, calling it “a victory against all the odds.”
- Airlines Face Loss of Up to $30 Billion in Revenues in Wake of Coronavirus
- Sessions Warns of China Threat in Wake of the Coronavirus Outbreak
- Biden: Trump ‘Has No Credibility’ on Coronavirus
- Trump Trolls Biden for Suggesting Half Our Country Killed in Gun Violence
- Biden: I’d Ask Buttigieg ‘To Be Part of an Administration’ if I’m Nominated
- Virgil: Pay No Attention to That Bloomberg Behind the Curtain!
- ***Live Updates***
- Trump Holds NC Rally
- TONY LEE
- Rob Reiner: If Dems Don’t Take Out Trump in 2020 We Will Lose Our Democracy and Earth
- Debra Messing Backs Joe Biden in Rambling Endorsement Video
- DAVID NG
- Jack Black Taking Band Tenacious D on Swing State Tour to ‘Save the World from Trumpian Destruction’
- James Bond Producer and Paul McCartney’s Wife Host Michael Bloomberg Event In London
- Actor Matthew McConaughey Praises ‘Values’ of Bill Clinton, George W. Bush
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- Emma Thompson Quits ‘Grey Old Island’ of Britain for Venice Post-Brexit
- JACK MONTGOMERY
- Biden Bungles Declaration of Independence Quote in Stump Speech…
- …Brain Freeze: Joe Urges Voters to Show Up on ‘Super Thursday’
- Sanders: ‘The Political Establishment Is Coming Together’ Against Me
- Judge Orders Hillary Clinton to Be Deposed for Judicial Watch Lawsuit
- Democrats, Media Attack President Trump over Coronavirus
- Biden Raised $1 Million Within Hours of Buttigieg Suspending His Campaign
- Democrats’ Probes into Trump’s Ukraine Dealings Hit Rock Bottom
- Bloomberg Campaign Denies Scaling Back Ads Amid Pressure to Drop Out
- Dem Rep. Rose: Trump ‘Doing the Right Thing’ with Afghanistan
- Dem Rep. Rose: Trump ‘Doing the Right Thing’ with Afghanistan
- IAN HANCHETT
- Turkey Launches All-Out Assault on Assad Warplanes, Airfield in Syria
- Study: Nike, Apple, BMW Among 83 Brands Using Chinese Muslim Slave Labor
- Dow Soars 5.1%, Best Day in More Than a Decade
- Dow Soars 5.1%, Best Day in More Than a Decade
- Mike Pence: Spring Break Travel in United States Safe Despite Coronavirus Outbreak
- Pence: Spring Break Travel in United States Safe Despite Coronavirus Outbreak
- Donald Trump Meeting with Pharmaceutical Companies to Accelerate Coronavirus Vaccine
- Trump Meeting with Pharmaceutical Companies to Accelerate Coronavirus Vaccine
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- Donald Trump: Campaign Rallies ‘Very Safe’ amid Coronavirus Outbreak
- POTUS: Campaign Rallies ‘Very Safe’ amid Coronavirus Outbreak
- Coronavirus: 6 Deaths Total Confirmed in U.S.
- Coronavirus: 6 Deaths Total Confirmed in U.S.
- WH’s Grisham: ‘Really Disappointing’ Dems Want to Politicize Coronavirus
- CDC: 32 Million Americans Ill with Flu This Season, 18,000 Deaths
- CDC: 32 Million Americans Ill with Flu This Season, 18,000 Deaths
- WATCH: Merkel Refused Handshake Amid Coronavirus Fears
- Cardinal Zen: Pope John Paul Believed in ‘Forceful’ Resistance to Communism
- Cardinal Zen: Pope John Paul Believed in ‘Forceful’ Resistance to Communism…
- Actor Rob Delaney Suggests Mike Pence Wants a Coronavirus Cure ‘That Will Only Help White People’
- Actor Rob Delaney Suggests Mike Pence Wants a Coronavirus Cure ‘That Will Only Help White People’
- HBO’s John Oliver Spends 18x More Airtime Trashing Trump than China for Coronavirus Outbreak
- HBO’s John Oliver Spends 18x More Airtime Trashing Trump than China for Coronavirus Outbreak
- DAVID NG
- AT&T Launches New Online TV Service as Video Customers Flee
- Driver Crashes into Home, Pins Sleeping Man to Bedroom Wall
- Nolte: Pete Buttigieg’s Failed Campaign Was Built on Hate and Lies
- Nolte: Pete Buttigieg’s Failed Campaign Was Built on Hate and Lies
- Sanders Holds Rally in Klobuchar’s Minnesota 9 Days Before #RedForEd Strike
- Black Lives Matter Activists Shut Down Klobuchar Rally
- California Poll: Bernie Sanders Maintains Significant Edge over Joe Biden
- California Poll: Bernie Maintains Significant Edge over Biden
- …Spent over $30 Million on Failed Campaign
- Amy Klobuchar Ends Presidential Campaign, Will Support Biden
- Another Out
- Amy Klobuchar Ends Presidential Campaign
- Will Support Biden…
- Report: Billionaire Republican Paul Singer Buys Stake in Twitter
- LUCAS NOLAN
- Rapper Flavor Flav Blasts Bernie Sanders for Using His Likeness for a ‘Fake Revolution’
- …Flavor Flav Blasts Sanders for ‘Fake Revolution’…
- ‘Fight the Power’: Rap Legend Public Enemy Joins Bernie for Political Revolution…
- Report: Pete Buttigieg Likely to Endorse Joe Biden
- Scarborough: Buttigieg ‘Ran a Great Campaign — Made a Wise Decision’…
- NFL ‘Closely Monitoring’ Spread of Coronavirus
- NFL ‘Closely Monitoring’ Spread
- France Closes Louvre
- Watch – Iranian Muslims Lick, Kiss Shrines: Say They Are ‘Not Scared of Coronavirus’
- Iranian Muslims Lick, Kiss Shrines to Prove They’re ‘Not Scared of Coronavirus’
- Eighteen People Caught Trying to Escape Coronavirus Quarantine in Italy
- 18 Caught Trying to Escape Quarantine in Italy
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- New York Confirms First Coronavirus Case
- NY Confirms First Case
- One Death, More Coronavirus Cases Confirmed in Washington State Nursing Home
- One Death, More Coronavirus Cases Confirmed in Washington Nursing Home
- Patient Released from Texas Coronavirus Quarantine Later Tests Positive
- Patient Released from Texas Coronavirus Quarantine Later Tests Positive
- WATCH: Deputies Grant Boy’s Wish to Become Robot Superhero
- WATCH: Deputies Grant Boy’s Wish to Become Robot Superhero
- WATCH: California Couple Uses Sprinkler to Deter Would-Be Thief
- California Baby Born on Leap Day Shares Birthday with Dad
- California Baby Born on Leap Day Shares Birthday with Dad
- VIDEO: Community Attends Funeral for Unclaimed Veteran
- Jack Welch, Former General Electric Chairman and CEO, Dead at 84
- Jack Welch, Former General Electric Chairman & CEO, Dead at 84
- Pete Buttigieg Spent over $75 Million on Failed Campaign
- …Spent over $75 Million on Failed Campaign
- Buttigieg Out…
- Pete Buttigieg Claims Historic Progress for Openly Gay Candidates After Dropping Out
- …Claims Historic Progress for Openly Gay Candidates…
- Obama’s Body Man Reggie Love Rallies Pete Buttigieg Supporters After Losing South Carolina
- …Obama’s Body Man Reggie Love Rallied Supporters After SC Loss
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- Russia Pulls Out of World Cup Gymnastics over Coronavirus Fears
- Vanessa Bryant ‘Devastated’ That Police Snapped Pics of Crash Victims
- Vanessa Bryant ‘Devastated’ That Police Snapped Pics of Crash Victims
- Transgender Weightlifter Continues Olympic Quest
- Transgender Weightlifter Continues Olympic Quest
- WATCH: NFL Prospect Makes Penis Joke at Combine
- Dr. Marc Siegel on Coronavirus: I’ve Never Seen an Emerging Contagion Handled Better
- Dr. Marc Siegel on C-Virus: Never Seen an Emerging Contagion Handled Better
- Rubio: We Are Going to Have Some Prescription Drug Shortages as a Result of Coronavirus
- Rubio: We Are Going to Have Some Prescription Drug Shortages as a Result of Coronavirus
- Wire: Second Death in U.S. from Coronavirus
- Second Death in U.S.
- Crosshairs at Bernie Sanders Rally in L.A. Featuring Public Enemy
- Crosshairs at Bernie Sanders Rally in L.A. Featuring Public Enemy
- Bernie Sanders Raised Whopping $46.5 Million in February, Plans TV Ad Buys in 9 States
- …Raised Whopping $46.5 Million in February
- Bernie Sanders in LA: ‘I Will Not Be Intimidated by the NRA’
- …Bernie: ‘I Will Not Be Intimidated by the NRA’…
- 8 Years
- Biden: I'd Ask Buttigieg 'To Be Part of an Administration'
- Biden: I'd Ask Buttigieg 'To Be Part of an Administration'
- Erdogan Warns Europe: Expect ‘Millions’ of Migrants
- Erdogan Warns Europe: Expect ‘Millions’ of Migrants
- Joe Biden Taps Beto O'Rourke to Lead Gun Control Effort
- Joe Biden Taps Beto O'Rourke to Lead Gun Control Effort
- Black Voters Turn Their Backs on Mike Bloomberg During Church Service
- Black Voters Turn Their Backs on Mike Bloomberg During Church Service
- Crosshairs at Bernie Sanders Rally in L.A. Featuring Public Enemy
- Crosshairs at Bernie Sanders Rally in L.A. Featuring Public Enemy
- Reiner: If Dems Don't Win 2020 We Will Lose Our Democracy and Earth
- Reiner: If Dems Don't Win 2020 We Will Lose Our Democracy and Earth
- Trump Meeting with Pharma Companies to Accelerate Coronavirus Vaccine
- Trump Meeting with Pharma Companies to Accelerate Coronavirus Vaccine
- Delingpole: Tory Activists Don't Believe There's a Climate Emergency
- Delingpole: Tory Activists Don't Believe There's a Climate Emergency
- LA County District Attorney's Husband Pulls Gun on Black Lives Matter
- LA County District Attorney's Husband Pulls Gun on Black Lives Matter
- Sweden: Migrant Screams “I Will Kill You,” Stabs Two People in Stockholm
- Charles Martel
- The police are withholding a description of the attacker.
- Feral Bantu Faces Homicide Charges for Killing His White Girlfriend
- Charles Martel
- Trial Begins for Afro-Anthropoid Who Killed White Mother and Son During Armed Robbery
- Charles Martel
- KFC-American Stabs Coalburning Girlfriend to Death in Their Utah Trailer
- Charles Martel
- White Father Gives Two Black Strangers a Ride, Gets Murdered
- Charles Martel
- Philadelphia: Juvenile Gets 35 Years for Murdering White Man in Front of His Young Daughter
- Charles Martel
- South Africa: Two “Panga-Wielding Savages” Attack White Couple on Their Farm
- Charles Martel
- Urban Youth Charged in Weekend Murder of Louisiana Teen
- ............ Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- MAR 3
- Cloudy
- 80°64°
- 20%
- ENE 11 mph 71%
- WED
- MAR 4
- Thunderstorms
- 68°48°
- 90%
- N 18 mph 77%
- THU
- MAR 5
- Sunny
- 70°44°
- 10%
- N 13 mph 54%
- FRI
- MAR 6
- Partly Cloudy
- 70°42°
- 0%
- NE 9 mph 52%
- SAT
- MAR 7
- Partly Cloudy
- 71°52°
- 0%
- SE 10 mph 53%
- SUN
- MAR 8
- Cloudy
- 74°63°
- 20%
- SSE 15 mph 74%
- MON
- MAR 9
- AM Thunderstorms
- 80°59°
- 40%
- SSW 11 mph 80%
- TUE
- MAR 10
- Mostly Cloudy
- 80°58°
- 20%
- SW 9 mph 75%
- WED
- MAR 11
- AM Showers
- 79°55°
- 30%
- SW 11 mph 72%
- THU
- MAR 12
- Partly Cloudy
- 75°55°
- 20%
- NNE 12 mph 61%
- FRI
- MAR 13
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 74°54°
- 40%
- SE 11 mph 70%
- SAT
- MAR 14
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 75°54°
- 40%
- E 10 mph 67%
- SUN
- MAR 15
- AM Showers
- 75°56°
- 30%
- ESE 10 mph 68%
- MON
- MAR 16
- AM Thunderstorms
- 75°57°
- 40%
- SSE 10 mph 69%
- TUE
- MAR 17
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 76°58°
- 40%
- SSE 11 mph 69%
- ...........
- Current threat: The Chink virus. ☣️️
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- Florida
- Once upon a time God decided to create a place where old jews, Republican spics, and dirty rednecks could all live in relative harmony and he made Florida, America's dick. Of course God didn't expect anything of value to come from this colossal shithole, he just made it for the lulz.
- Right up there with China, Nigeria and Eastern Europe, Florida's incorporation and fraud laws combine with a lack of cooperation with other states' investigations to create a safe haven for all sorts of predatory fucks with a front as legal businesses. Florida gains internets attention by being spam central. However, scamming in Florida has a long and sordid history that predates the Internet. Boca Raton once proudly proclaimed itself to be the telemarketing capital of the world with the joke that BR actually stood for Boiler Room. But it doesn't Really matter, since everyone in Florida is Blatantly Retarded.
- (( TASTE THE RAINBOW ))
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- This picture is an oil-on-canvas painting by Danish artist Anna Petersen (1845–1910), entitled Breton Girl Looking After Plants in the Hothouse, painted in 1884. She was one of the few Danish female artists of that period, as it was difficult for women to gain access to the Royal Danish Academy of Fine Arts; it would have been inappropriate for them to paint male nudes, and socially acceptable subjects were limited, with still life, particularly flowers, seen as being most appropriate.
- In this work, some inner thoughts are distracting the girl from the task in hand, and the overturned pot among the plants in the hothouse may represent a motif of death. The painting is now in the collection of the National Gallery of Denmark in Copenhagen.
- Painting credit: Anna Petersen
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- Bye, fraggerts. I'm gonna go make myself puke by looking at pictures of Roseanne Barr... What? I'm trying to lose weight.
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