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- Hey, guys. Newscaster Ned here just jizzing on a some chink slut's squinty eyes so she can't see. Here's the news.
- Report: ‘Missing’ Congresswoman Living in Assisted Living Facility for Dementia Patients
- US Representative Kay Granger, Republican of Texas, arrives to a House Republicans caucus
- Rep. Kay Granger (R-TX), who has missed votes for months, is reportedly in Texas at a $4,000-per-month assisted living facility.
- Hillary Clinton Claims GOP ‘Taking Orders from The World’s Richest Man’ Elon Musk
- Hillary Clinton Claims GOP 'Taking Orders From' Elon Musk
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- CNN Goes All in to Shame Fathers Out of Buying Hunting Rifles for Sons
- CNN Goes All in to Shame Fathers Out of Buying Hunting Rifles for Sons
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- Christmas Comes Early for Democrats: House Passes Spending Bill With Zero Democrat Nay Votes
- House Passes Spending Bill With Zero Democrat Nay Votes
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- Mike Johnson Hands Donald Trump a ‘Big Mess’ After Debt Ceiling Betrayal
- Mike Johnson Hands Donald Trump a ‘Big Mess’ After Debt Ceiling Betrayal
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- Stephen A. Smith Now Regrets Voting for Harris, Says He Is ‘Open’ to Voting for Republi
- Stephen A. Smith Now Regrets Voting for Harris, is 'Open' to Voting GOP
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- Report: Trump Transition Team Looks to Pull U.S. out of W.H.O. ‘On Day One’
- Trump’s Transition Team Looks to Pull U.S. out of W.H.O. ‘On Day One’
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- Donald Trump: Elon Musk Doing ‘Amazing Job’
- Donald Trump: Elon Musk Doing 'Amazing Job'
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- Politico Oped Urges Federal Workers to Resist Trump from Inside Administration
- Politico Oped Urges Federal Workers to Resist Trump from Inside Administrat
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- Christmas Market Attack Suspect Was a Saudi Arabian ‘Leftist’ Asylum Activist Promoted
- Christmas Market Attack Suspect Was Asylum Activist Promoted by BBC: Report
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- Chris Christie: Elon Musk’s Influence with Trump Has a ‘Shelf Life’
- Chris Christie: Elon Musk's Influence with Trump Has a 'Shelf Life'
- Chattanooga Primate Killed While Trying to Rob 2 People Downtown.
- Thank god for open carry states.
- Detroit: Nig Arrested After 2 Teens and 3 Women Recovered from His House as Sex Slaves.
- Spic Bitch Pushes Elderly Woman onto Sidewalk in Front of Deli in Brooklyn.
- Toronto: Doon Coon Queer Rapes Little Boy in the Ass.
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- Vocaloid
- In the grotesque land of weeaboos, ronery weeaboos often find themselves turning to technology for companionship. However, dating sims can only do so much for a man, and there's only so much Sailor Moon hentai out there to fap to. And besides: These series' of still images lack the all important sound of the female voice, offering the viewer the reassurance they so desperately crave and the sweet moans of the female orgasm. So, Japan's top scientists developed a program to emulate the sound of the female voice, dubbing it "Vocaloid", and market it as a music-making tool so their fellow otaku could pretend they are musicians when the cashier rings up their girl-in-a-box...
- ...Whatever the case may be, there is no denying the impact Vocaloid has had on the music industry. After the shocking confirmations that both Britney Spears and Lady Gaga are merely Miku lip-synchers, and taking into account the astounding amount of Vocaloid music videos available on Nico Nico Douga (The Japanese version of YouTube), Vocaloid is a veritable media powerhouse. With real J-Pop superstars having contributed their voices to the technology (Including the likes of Gackt and some other pop-star cunts you should be ashamed if you know the names of off-hand), a PSP game starring Miku (Which sold poorly due to the fact that nobody still gives a shit about the PSP), and even a Vocaloid-sponsored racecar in Japan's Super GT Series, Vocaloid's success is a historic example of the influence porn has on the economy.
- (( VOCALOIDS, HMMM? ))
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- The common starling (Sturnus vulgaris) is a medium-sized perching bird in the starling family, Sturnidae. It is about 20 centimetres (8 inches) long and has glossy black plumage, which is speckled with white at some times of year. The legs are pink and the bill is black in winter and yellow in summer; young birds have browner plumage than the adults. It is a noisy bird, especially in communal roosts, with an unmusical but varied song. The starling has about a dozen subspecies breeding in open habitats across its native range in temperate Europe and western Asia, and it has been introduced elsewhere. This bird is resident in southern and western Europe and southwestern Asia, while northeastern populations migrate south and west in winter. The starling builds an untidy nest in a natural or artificial cavity in which four or five glossy, pale blue eggs are laid. These take two weeks to hatch and the young remain in the nest for another three weeks. The species is omnivorous, taking a wide range of invertebrates, as well as seeds and fruit. The starling's gift for mimicry has been noted in literature including the medieval Welsh Mabinogion and the works of Pliny the Elder and William Shakespeare. This common starling was photographed at Bodega Head on the northern coast of the U.S. state of California.
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go decorate my Christmas tree with severed kike heads. Now go Picard yourself.
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