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- News time.
- Ecuador Rejects Partnership with Socialist Venezuela, Seeks U.S. Help
- ABBOTT: Texas' Right to Defend Against Invasion Supersedes Federal Law
- J.D. Vance Warns that Weapons Sent to Ukraine Were Not Adequately Tracked
- Tallest U.S. Skyscraper to Be Built in Oklahoma City
- Arizona GOP Chairman Resigns After Leaked Audio
- WSJ Editorial Board Says Haley Viable Candidate Despite Massive Losses
- IDF: Palestinians Protest Hamas, Demand Return of Israeli Hostages
- Exclusive - Kari Lake Endorses CJ Pearson in Georgia Special Election
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- BORDER SHOWDOWN
- Abbott Vows: Will Continue Razor Wire
- Texas vs Feds Escalates
- Texas Defies 2nd Demand from Biden Administration to remove razor wire in Shelby Park. (Getty Images)
- The Texas Military Department says it will continue to “hold the line in Shelby Park” in their efforts to “deter and prevent unlawful entry into the State of Texas.” Under Operation Lone Star orders from Governor Greg Abbott, the Texas National Guard’s actions continue despite a second demand letter from the Department of Homeland Security to release control of the park seized by the State earlier this month. Governor Abbott pledged to continue deploying razor wire along the Rio Grande border with Mexico.
- WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus looks on during a press conference at the World Health Organization's headquarters in Geneva, on December 14, 2022. (Photo by Fabrice COFFRINI / AFP) (Photo by FABRICE COFFRINI/AFP via Getty Images)
- British Government Confirms Commitment to W.H.O. Pandemic Treaty
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- Jon Stewart Returning to ‘The Daily Show’ as Host — Just on Mondays
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- AFP
- Jon Stewart returning to ‘The Daily Show’ through US election
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- Another Boeing Plane Sees Critical Failure
- Another Boeing Plane Sees Critical Failure
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- Trump Seeks Knockout Performance in NH to Become Presumptive Nominee
- Trump Seeks Knockout Performance in NH to Become Presumptive Nominee
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- CBO: Biden Admin Has Released 6.2 Million Illegal Migrants into U.S.
- CBO: Biden Admin Has Released 6.2 Million Illegal Migrants into U.S.
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- CONCORD, NEW HAMPSHIRE - JANUARY 23: Republican presidential candidate, former U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley delivers remarks at her primary-night rally at the Grappone Conference Center on January 23, 2024 in Concord, New Hampshire. New Hampshire voters cast their ballots in their state's primary election today. With Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis dropping out of the race Sunday, Haley and former President Donald Trump are battling it out in this first-in-the-nation primary. (Photo by Brandon Bell/Getty Images)
- Calls Grow Louder for Haley to Drop Out of GOP Primary
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- Bidens invite Texan forced to leave state for abortion to State of Union
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- Texas Defies Feds -- 'We Will Continue to Deploy Razor Wire'
- Texas Defies Feds -- 'We Will Continue to Deploy Razor Wire'
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- Report: Democrat Billionaire Donor Reid Hoffman Ends Further Haley
- Report: Democrat Billionaire Donor Reid Hoffman Ends Further Haley
- Negro Food Network Star Darnell Ferguson Arrested for Strangulation Charges.
- One of the customers didn't like his fried chicken dish, so he strangled them.
- Chattanooga Purple Monkey Charged with Sexual Assault.
- Colored Teen Wanted After December Murder in Richmond County.
- Missouri Nig Faces Charges in Alton-Area Case.
- Negress Richneck Elementary School Teacher Shoots White Toddler to Death.
- Michigan State Police Arrest Armed and Dangerous Bonobo.
- Mandingo Arrested by Phoenix Police After Committing Murder in Nebraska.
- Knoxville Nogger Arrested for Murder in Western Heights Apartment.
- .......... I'm thinking about getting Nicholas Cage haircut... Weather.
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- Current threat: Dr. Nigger Penis. 👨🏿🔬
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- Skeletons
- A skeleton is a very spooky force of nature. One might even say that it is 2spooky. As with all forces of nature, your typical basement dweller knows very little about skeletons. Unlike boring shit like trees and fluid dynamics, Skeletons happen to be exciting enough for the internet to love them due to their various hauntings.
- There are two types of skeletons in the world: the spooky moving skeleton and the slightly less spooky not-moving skeleton. Either way, a skeleton is a structure of bones, bones being those things that you learned about in third grade that have something to do with keeping your body from turning into a soft... fleshy... mount... Excuse us for a moment, we think we need to go fap...
- Skeletons, however, do not need the rest of the body to function. Why, the skeleton only needs the rest of the body for reproductive purposes to make more skeletons, turning the body into a biological robot mecha suit. This is proven by the fact that skeletons are capable of speech without the usage of lungs, dance without the usage of muscles, and are capable of loving without a heart. The exception to this is the eyes. You see, the skeleton's relation with its eyes are a mystery, some skeletons see just fine without eyes, while others choose to keep them because it helps with their spooky image.
- (( NOT THAT SPOOKY THO, TBH FAM ))
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- Daphne mezereum, commonly known as the mezereum, February daphne, spurge laurel or spurge, is a species of daphne in the flowering plant family Thymelaeaceae, native to most of Europe and western Asia. D. mezereum is very toxic because of the compounds mezerein and daphnin present especially in the berries and twigs. The flowers have a four-lobed pink or light purple (rarely white) perianth and are strongly scented. This D. mezereum flower was photographed in a forest near Keila, Estonia.
- Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus
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- Klaus Schwab
- Klaus Schwab is a parasitic vampire and pawn of the global elite who in 1971 founded the World Economic Forum (Common Abbreviation: "WEF"), an evil organization with a mission to create an authoritarian new world order by 2030 under the false pretense of economic equality and environmental conservation. He envisions the future of humanity as a dystopian nightmare society in which people do not own personal property and are completely dependent on the government global elite for any material goods or services you could possibly think of.
- Since DAVOS, (one of the annual World Economic Forum's annual meetings) just took place recently, this article is a perfect Featured Article; And so, here we go!
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- Brookesia thieli, commonly also known as Domergue's leaf chameleon, is a species of lizard in the chamaeleon family, Chamaeleonidae. The species is endemic to eastern Madagascar. It was first described in 1969 by Édouard-Raoul Brygoo and Charles Antoine Domergue. This B. thieli individual was photographed in Andasibe, Madagascar.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Alright here's the top ten most fuckable video game consoles:
- 10: Nintendo 64
- 9: PS1
- 8: NES
- 7: Sega Saturn
- 6: Xbox 360
- 5: PS one
- 4: Wii
- 3: Wii U
- 2: Xbox 360 (Slim)
- 1: PS5
- Anyway, I'm gonna go beat a baby rabbit to death with a lint roller.
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