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- 🎄 Tomorrow's Christmas, motherfuckers. So you know what that means. Remember to board up your windows and keep the fire on in your chimney. 🎅🎅🎅
- Trump Touts Operation Warp Speed COVID Vaccines but Slams Mandates
- ‘people have to have their freedom’ but ‘People aren’t dying when they take the vaccine’
- Paging Dr. Doom: ‘It was supposed to take five to twelve years’
- US President Donald Trump gives a thumbs up during a "Keep America Great" campaign rally at Wildwoods Convention Center in Wildwood, New Jersey, January 28, 2020. (Photo by SAUL LOEB / AFP) (Photo by SAUL LOEB/AFP via Getty Images)
- Former President Donald Trump promoted the efficacy of vaccines — which were developed while he was in office — against the Chinese coronavirus in a recent interview with conservative commentator Candace Owens.
- China Declares Biden Administration Has ‘Failed in the First Year’
- America Is Back!
- China Declares Biden Administration Has ‘Failed in the First Year’
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- Rand Paul’s Annual Festivus Report: Billions Wasted on Pigeon Gambling Studies, Fattening Eels
- Rand Paul’s Annual Festivus Report: Billions Wasted on Pigeon Gambing Studies, Fattening Eels…
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- Rand Paul’s Festivus Report: U.S. Spent Millions Grinding Up Ferrets, Constructing Walls in the Middle East
- …Spent Millions Grinding Up Ferrets, Constructing Walls — in the Middle East
- 178
- Bipartisan-Approved Arizona Redistricting Map Threatens Democrat Tom O’Halleran’s Reelection Chances
- Bipartisan-Approved Arizona Redistricting Map Threatens Democrat Tom O’Halleran
- 48
- DeSantis: American Elites ‘the Number One Reason’ China is So Powerful Today
- DeSantis: American Elites ‘the Number One Reason’ China is So Powerful Today
- 228
- Poll: Biden’s Job Approval Barely Above Water in California, Rhode Island
- Poll: Biden’s Job Approval Barely Above Water in California, Rhode Island
- 91
- Biden: Recommendation I’ve Gotten ‘So Far,’ Is That Vaccine Mandate for Flights Isn’t Needed
- …Recommendation I’ve Gotten ‘So Far,’ Is That Vaccine Mandate for Flights Isn’t Needed
- 239
- Biden: I Wish I’d ‘Thought about Ordering a Half a Billion Pills Two Months Ago’…
- 700
- …It Will Be ‘Weeks to a Month’ Before Hospitals Get Pfizer COVID Pill…
- 137
- Biden: If People Get Vaccinated and Boosted, They Won’t Need Pfizer COVID Pill
- …If People Get Vaccinated and Boosted, They Won’t Need Pfizer COVID Pill…
- 235
- … ‘We Should Prepare for Rate Hikes, Potential Pain…
- 1,118
- Gloomy Unappreciated Joe Biden Staffers Eying the Exits
- Gloomy Unappreciated Joe Biden Staffers Eying the Exits
- 4,818
- Archbishop Welby: Refusing Vaccination Not Christian
- Archbishop Welby: Refusing Vaccination Not Christian
- 4,662
- Boris Says Getting Jabbed for Others 'Is the Teaching of Jesus Christ'
- Boris Says Getting Jabbed for Others 'Is the Teaching of Jesus Christ'
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- China: Biden Administration ‘Failed’ to Meet Coronavirus Challenge
- China: Biden Administration ‘Failed’ to Meet Coronavirus Challenge
- 1,536
- Donald Trump Touts Coronavirus Vaccines, Slams Vaccine Mandates
- Donald Trump Touts Coronavirus Vaccines, Slams Vaccine Mandates
- 4,167
- Florida Republican Under Fire for ‘Let's Go Brandon’ Lights
- Florida Republican Under Fire for ‘Let's Go Brandon’ Lights
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- Dem Chicago Alderman Slams Focus on COVID over Gun Violence
- Dem Chicago Alderman Slams Focus on COVID over Gun Violence
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- Majority Whip James Clyburn Reveals Coronavirus 'Breakthrough Case'
- Majority Whip James Clyburn Reveals Coronavirus 'Breakthrough Case'
- 924
- Former Minnesota Police Officer Kim Potter Found Guilty in Death of Da
- Former Minnesota Police Officer Kim Potter Found Guilty in Death of Da
- 6,439
- Nassau County Declines to Charge Cuomo over Sexual Misconduct
- Nassau County Declines to Charge Cuomo over Sexual Misconduct
- Niggard Arrested After Killing 2 White Women in Tigard.
- Police think it wasn't random.
- Cases Pending for Ski Masked Negro Who Pistol-Whipped 45-Year-Old Man During Carjacking.
- NYPD Condemns Negroid Who Killed White Police Officer in Brooklyn Subway Station.
- Negro UFC Fighter Jon Jones to Take Anger Management Courses After Punching His Mudshark Girlfriend.
- Monkey Gets Life After Going on 12-Day Rape Rampage, Raping Women at London Bus Stops.
- Negrolopithecus Runs up to Woman at Her Front Door, Pummels Her, Then Drags Her into the Road.
- ................. Weather.
- Special Weather Statement
- Action Recommended
- Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Description
- ...PATCHY DENSE FOG DEVELOPING THIS MORNING...
- Areas of fog have developed across portions of Atascosa, southern Bexar, Caldwell, Guadalupe, Gonzales, Karnes, and Wilson counties. Some isolated locations are seeing dense fog, reducing visibility to 1/4 mile. Motorists are urged to slow down, use low beams, and allow extra time to reach their destinations. Visibility is forecast to slowly improve between 9AM and 11AM.
- Fri 24 | Day
- 80°
- 3%
- SSW 17 mph
- Foggy early, becoming mostly sunny this afternoon. High around 80F. Winds SSW at 15 to 25 mph. Higher wind gusts possible.
- Humidity
- 73%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:23 am
- Sunset
- 5:37 pm
- Fri 24 | Night
- 62°
- 13%
- SSW 14 mph
- Some passing clouds. Low 62F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 88%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 10:42 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 11:24 am
- Sat 25
- 80°
- /64°
- Mostly Sunny
- 17%
- SSW 10 mph
- Sun 26
- 83°
- /63°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 10%
- S 17 mph
- Mon 27
- 81°
- /66°
- Partly Cloudy
- 8%
- S 13 mph
- Tue 28
- 81°
- /64°
- Partly Cloudy
- 14%
- SSW 15 mph
- Wed 29
- 75°
- /57°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- NNW 8 mph
- Thu 30
- 78°
- /62°
- Partly Cloudy
- 13%
- N 7 mph
- Fri 31
- 79°
- /65°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 19%
- SSW 9 mph
- Sat 01
- 78°
- /55°
- Partly Cloudy
- 21%
- SSW 11 mph
- Sun 02
- 67°
- /47°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- NNE 12 mph
- Mon 03
- 68°
- /51°
- Partly Cloudy
- 16%
- ENE 9 mph
- Tue 04
- 70°
- /56°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 17%
- SE 9 mph
- Wed 05
- 73°
- /55°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 11 mph
- Thu 06
- 70°
- /51°
- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
- S 11 mph
- Fri 07
- 68°
- /54°
- Partly Cloudy
- 12%
- SSW 11 mph
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- Current threat: Reindeer crossing warning. 🦌
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- Pulse Nightclub Massacre
- After a stale year lacking any an heroes and rampage killers, a 29 year old power-Afghan named Omar Mateeen decided to go for the High Score by teaching some filthy fuckin' fags a lesson at the Pulse Night-club in Orlando, Florida. 50+ dead poo-stabbers later, and he has shot his way into the history books with the deadliest mass shooting in american history, and caused a Category 5 Shitstorm for the glory of Allah and for great justice.
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- Jenny Nyström (1854–1946) was a Swedish painter and illustrator who is mainly known as the creator of the image of the jultomte used on numerous Christmas cards and magazine covers, thus linking the Swedish version of Santa Claus to the gnomes and tomtar of Scandinavian folklore. This Christmas card illustration was painted in about 1899.
- Illustration credit: Jenny Nyström, restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go join the KKK.
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