Monday Jun 18
13:43 - Bertalan: Alex
13:43 - Bertalan: help
13:43 - Bertalan: I'm in trouble
13:44 - Bertalan: I am positive I am falling for someone I should not be falling for for several reasons
13:45 - Bertalan: like it has a one in a trillion chance of working out
13:45 - Bertalan: but I also can't just back out at this point
13:46 - AlexHoratio: oh
13:46 - Bertalan: basically I went to a 3-day rock festival with mom, her boyfriend, and 2 coworkers of hers
13:47 - Bertalan: and she warned me in advance that one of them is extremely, mega super attractive
13:47 - Bertalan: I called bullshit
13:47 - Bertalan: then I saw her and my jaw is still on the floor somewhere
13:47 - Bertalan: literally the hottest person I have ever seen including on TV, online, anywhere, ever
13:47 - Bertalan: and what's worse is we also get along incredibly well
13:48 - Bertalan: but even then, it has practically no chance of working
13:48 - AlexHoratio: aww
13:49 - Bertalan: the reasons being
13:49 - Bertalan: -she is 32
13:49 - Bertalan: -she has her eyes on a guy she never met but soon will
13:49 - Bertalan: mostly the fact that she is 32 and it bothers her
13:50 - AlexHoratio: aw
13:51 - Bertalan: although to be fair
13:51 - Bertalan: my chances did go from 0% to like 1% in those 2.5 days
13:53 - Bertalan: but asdf
13:53 - Bertalan: from top to bottom
13:53 - Bertalan: -prettiest person I have ever seen, easily
13:53 - Bertalan: -extremely good dress sense and boobs
13:53 - Bertalan: -the best ass I've ever seen