THE RESOURCE PACK
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[ESTABLISHING SHOT OF VILLAGER SAT ON SOME STAIRS LOOKING SAD]
Narrator: ARE YOU SICK AND TIRED OF THE DEFAULT SOUNDS IN MINECRAFT?!
Villager: No. (Confused)
Narrator: WELL GUESS WHAT!? ELEMENT ANIMATION HAS DONE AWAY WITH THOSE PESKY SOUNDS AND REPLACED THEM WITH SOMETHING NEW AND UBER-COOL!
Very fast voice: NOT ACTUALLY UBER-COOL. JUST REGULAR COOL
Narrator: WITH SUCH SOUNDS AS: GRASS GRASS GRASS GRASS GRAVEL GRAVEL GRAVEL GRAVEL SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW.
Narrator: AND NOT FORGETTING ABOUT: DIG, DIG, SMASH, BREAK
Narrator: THERE’S FUN FOR ALL THE FAMILY WATER! WATER! THERE IS WATER HERE! LAVA! STAY AWAY FROM ME I WILL HURT YOU! UH-OH, UH-OH, UH-OH!
Villager: I don’t have a family
Narrator: NOBODY CARES! …BECAUSE THEY’RE BUSY LISTENING TO THE AWESOME NEW IN-GAME MUSIC! WITH HITS SUCH AS: [MUSIC with subtitles: Do, do do, do] [MUSIC with subtitles: Do, do do, do]
Narrator: EVERYBODY’S FAVOURITE!: [MUSIC with subtitles: Do, do do, do]
Narrator: AND MANY MORE!
Villager: Ugh! That’s so annoying!
Narrator: IN COLLABORATION WITH THESE POPULAR YOUTUBERS:
[YOUTUBER 1]: What? I don’t remember being a part of this!
[YOUTUBER 2]: I uh... I didn’t do anything.
[YOUTUBER 3]: uh...Who are you, again?
[YOUTUBER 4]: No! I had nothing to do with any of this!
Narrator: UH..…ENDORSED BY DINNERBONE!
Dinnerbone: I haven’t endorsed anything by Element Animation.
Narrator: HE SAID OUR NAME! THAT’S GOOD ENOUGH FOR US!
Narrator: THE ELEMENT ANIMATION VILLAGER SOUNDS RESOURCE PACK! OR TEAVSRP! ..IT JUST SLIDES OFF OF THE TONGUE DOESN’T IT!?
Villager: I don’t want it!
Narrator: THAT’S BECAUSE YOU SUCK!
Villager: No YOU suck!
Narrator (normal voice): Hey man! C’mon! I’m just doing my job!
Villager: Oh, I’m sorry
Narrator (narrator voice): APOLOGY ACCEPTED! JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER ACCEPTED-
Villager: Hey! Narrator:
INSPIRED BY PROJECT P.E.W.!
[PEW! PEW! PEW! BOIOIOIOING]
Narrator: THE ELEMENT ANIMATION VILLAGER SOUNDS RESOURCE PACK! GET IT FAST WHILE STOCKS LAST!
Very fast voice: DON’T LISTEN TO HIM, STOCKS ARE INFINITE!
(fireworks going off in the background)