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- Morning, chumps. Time for the news.
- Jobs Creators Network Slams Biden
- ‘Worst Jobs Report of the Year’
- ’Wrecking Small businesses’ Across America
- WASHINGTON, DC - AUGUST 30: U.S. President Joe Biden meets virtually with FEMA Administrator Deanne Criswell and governors and mayors from states and cities impacted by Hurricane Ida in the South Court Auditorium in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building on August 30, 2021 in Washington, DC. The Category 4 hurricane …
- The Jobs Creators Network reacted to President Joe Biden’s terrible jobs report, blaming his “failed policies” and radical agenda for “wrecking small businesses” across the country.
- Report: Dog the Bounty Hunter Served $1.3 Million Suit for Alleged ‘Racist, Homophobic Behavior’
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- Madonna, 63, Grinds On ‘Tonight Show’ Desk, Flashes Butt Cheeks While Plugging Documentary
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
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- Ashton Kutcher Invests in ‘Exciting’ Israeli Maker of Lab-grown, 3D-printed Meat
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- Academics Claim Single Family Home Neighborhoods Have Legacy of Racism
- PENNY STARR
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- Man Plummets from 9th Story of Jersey City Building, Lands on BMW, and Lives
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- New York City to End ‘Racially Segregated’ Gifted Programs
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- …POTUS Approval Under 40, Under 30 with Independents…
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- …Joe Will Become More Destructively Radical as Polls Crater…
- JOHN NOLTE
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- Biden White House Will Provide Trump Records to January 6 Committee
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- Moderna Plans $500 Million Vaccine Factory for Africa
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- State Department Walks Back Spokesperson’s Comments Referring to ‘Palestine’
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- German Hotel Turns Away Singer Wearing Jewish Star, Sparking Protests
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- Watchdog Report Calls China’s Infrastructure Deal with Congo ‘Unconscionable’
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- MSNBC’s Melvin: Unvaccinated ‘Don’t Care About Public Health’
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- Jayapal: $3.5 Trillion Reconciliation Bill Spends ‘Very Little Each Year
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- Watch: FNC’s Hannity Calls Out ‘Failed’ Late-Night Host Jimmy Kimmel
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- Scarborough Blasts ‘Nihilists’ in GOP Refusing to Raise Debt Ceiling
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- CNN’s John Berman: Biden’s Poll Numbers ‘Are, to Use the Technical Term, Not Good’
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- ‘Civility Is Gone’: Senate Republicans Chew Out Schumer for Speech Even Manchin Called ‘F***ing Stupid’
- Dunk-a-Thon: Schumer Trashes GOP After Debt Ceiling Cave
- Report: Late-Night Shouting Match…
- Manchin Blasts: ‘F***ing Stupid’
- WENDELL HUSEBØ
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- Report: Kyrsten Sinema Is Not Returning Joe Biden’s Phone Calls
- Report: Sinema Not Returning Biden’s Calls
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- Bartiromo Warns U.S. Becoming a ‘Welfare State’ — ‘Negative Impact of All that Stimulus Being Thrown at People’
- Bartiromo Warns U.S. Becoming a ‘Welfare State’
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- Nolte: Biden’s America — Only One-Third Believe Our Best Days Are Ahead
- Nolte: Biden’s America — Only One-Third Believe Our Best Days Are Ahead
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- Oil Reaches $80 per Barrel for First Time Since 2014
- Oil Reaches $80 / Barrel — First Time Since 2014
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- Report: Used Car Prices Record High, Inventory at Historic Low
- Report: Used Car Prices Record High, Inventory at Historic Low
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- Exclusive: LGBT Minority Farmers Given Taxpayer-Funded ‘Wellness’ Grants
- Exclusive: LGBT Minority Farmers Get Tax $$ ‘Wellness’ Grants
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- New York Times Promotes Redesigns of the American Flag: ‘Repairing Systemic Racism’
- NYT Wants to Redesign U.S. Flag: ‘Repairing Systemic Racism’
- HANNAH BLEAU
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- New Jersey Witnessing Rise in Shootings Despite ‘Restrictive’ Gun Control
- New Jersey Witnessing Rise in Shootings Despite ‘Restrictive’ Gun Control
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- Number of Concealed Carry Permits Surge Past 21.5 Million
- AWR HAWKINS
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- Google, YouTube to Block Monetization on Climate Skeptic Content
- Google, YouTube to Block Monetization on Climate Skeptic Content
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- Facebook Blacklists Developer Whose Tool Helps People Spend Less Time on Platform
- Facebook Blacklists Developer Whose Tool Helps People Spend Less Time on Platform
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- YouTube Blacklists Washington GOP Congressional Candidate Joe Kent
- YouTube Blacklists Washington GOP Congressional Candidate Joe Kent
- ALLUM BOKHARI
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- U.S. Nuclear Submarine Strikes Unidentified Object in South China Sea, Sailors Injured
- U.S. Nuclear Submarine hits Mystery Object in South China Sea
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- Two Dead, Suspect in Custody After Shooting at Senior Living Facility
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- Cartel Gunmen Arrested in Texas Border Town After Shootout with Mexican Army
- ILDEFONSO ORTIZ and BRANDON DARBY
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- New Mexico Smuggler Sentenced for Shooting ‘Illegal Alien,’ Says DOJ
- New Mexico Smuggler Sentenced for Shooting ‘Illegal Alien,’ Says DOJ
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- Arrests of Deported Sex Offenders, Criminal Aliens Up 300 Percent Along Border
- Arrests of Deported Sex Offenders, Criminal Aliens Up 300 Percent Along Border
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- LSU Reverses Course, Suspends Vaccination and Testing Requirements for Fans
- LSU Reverses Course, Suspends Vaccination and Testing Requirements for Fans
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- WATCH: Oiler, Canucks Players Duke it Out in Wild Preseason Melee
- WATCH: Oiler, Canucks Players Duke it Out in Wild Preseason Melee
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- Another Disaster: Joe Biden’s Economy Adds Meager 194,000 Jobs in September
- Another Biden Disaster
- Jobs expectations Mega Miss
- Only +194K in Sept
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- September Jobs Collapse Signals Crisis for Biden’s Tax-and-Spend Economic Agenda
- …Signals Crisis for Tax-and-Spend Agenda
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- LA County Sheriff Alex Villanueva Will Not Enforce Vaccine Mandate
- L.A. County Sheriff Will Not Enforce Vaccine Mandate
- PAUL BOIS
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- Elon Musk’s Tesla Abandons California, Sets Up HQ in Texas
- Tesla HQ Abandons California for Texas
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- Blue State Blues: South Africa, a Cautionary Tale About America’s ‘Woke’ Future
- Blue State Blues: South Africa, a Cautionary Tale About America’s ‘Woke’ Future
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- Report: Hunter Biden Sells 5 Pieces of Art for $75,000 Each in Los Angeles Show
- Report: Hunter Biden Sells 5 Paintings for $75,000 Each in Los Angeles Show
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- Tucker: If Joe Biden Is Not Running the Government, Then Who Is?
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- Senate Votes to Delay Borrowing
- Cave Complete
- Senate Delays Borrowing
- Eleven Republicans vote to end debate
- Ted Cruz Rips: GOP ‘blinked’ While Democrats Were On ‘path to surrender’
- Wut? McConnell Taunts: ‘Thanks for showing up’
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- Global Food Prices Increased in September, Reached Decade High
- Global Food Prices Increased in September, Reached Decade High
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- Hagerty: Cost of Reconciliation Will Be ‘in the Tens of Trillions’ – Programs Will ‘Never Be Cut Back’
- Hagerty: Cost of Reconciliation Will Be ‘in the Tens of Trillions’
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- ‘Most Important Geopolitical Threat’: CIA Announces ‘New China Mission Center’
- CIA Announces China Mission Center: ‘Most Important Geo-political Threat’
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- DeSantis Team Hits Back Against Nikki Fried’s Disinformation on School Masking: ‘Pandering to Conspiracy Theorists’
- DeSantis Team Hits Back Against Democrat Nikki Fried’s Disinformation on School Masking
- ‘Pandering to Conspiracy Theorists’
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- W.H.O. Approves World’s First Malaria Vaccine for Use in Children
- W.H.O. Approves World’s First Malaria Vaccine for Use in Children
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- Venezuela Blames U.S. for Frozen IMF Coronavirus Economic Relief Fund
- JOHN HAYWARD
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- Joe Biden Frustrated by Opposition to Vaccine Mandates: ‘I Don’t Quite Get This’
- Biden Frustrated by Opposition to Vax Mandates: ‘I Don’t Quite Get This’…
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- Joe Biden Personally Phoned Hospital for Friend Frustrated by Emergency Room Delays
- …Says Phoned Hospital for Friend Frustrated by E.R. Delays
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- Dr. Quay: Failing to Oversee Gain of Function Research Is ‘Existential Threat to Life’
- IAN HANCHETT
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- Report: Biden Banking Nominee Scrubs Problematic Items from Resume
- Report: Biden Banking Nominee Scrubs Problematic Items from Resume
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- White House Not Acting to Combat High Gas Prices, Citing Need to ‘Diversify’ Fuel Sources
- WH Won’t Act to Combat High Gas Prices: Must Invest in Green Energy
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- Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ Frances Haugen Claims No One Noticed Her Browsing Sensitive Company Documents
- Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ Mystery: Haugen Claims No One Noticed Her Browsing Sensitive Company Documents… 🤔🤔
- LUCAS NOLAN
- 4,698
- Facebook Blames Catastrophic Outage on ‘Configuration Changes’
- Facebook Blames Catastrophic Outage on ‘Configuration Changes’
- 3,902
- …Part of Facebook Team that Censored Hunter Biden Laptop Story
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- Report: Far Left Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ Frances Haugen to Meet with January 6 Committee
- Report: Far-Left Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ to Meet with January 6 Committee
- Schiff Salivating: Pencil Neck Calls for Wanna-Be Censor to Testify, Internal Data from Zuck
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- WH: We Want to Keep Gas Prices Low, but 'Climate Crisis Can't Wait'
- WH: We Want to Keep Gas Prices Low, but 'Climate Crisis Can't Wait'
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- AG Merrick Garland’s Son-in-Law Co-Founder of Company Promoting CRT
- AG Merrick Garland’s Son-in-Law Co-Founder of Company Promoting CRT
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- Another Disaster: Joe Biden's Economy Adds Meager 194,000 Jobs in Sept
- Another Disaster: Joe Biden's Economy Adds Meager 194,000 Jobs in Sept
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- Academics: Single Family Home Neighborhoods Have Legacy of Racism
- Academics: Single Family Home Neighborhoods Have Legacy of Racism
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- Biden Lauds International Agreement on 15% Minimum Corporate Tax
- Biden Lauds International Agreement on 15% Minimum Corporate Tax
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- Madonna Crawls Across 'Tonight Show' Desk, Flashes Audience
- Madonna Crawls Across 'Tonight Show' Desk, Flashes Audience
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- American Airlines to Employees: Get Vaccinated or Face Firing
- American Airlines to Employees: Get Vaccinated or Face Firing
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- Jobs Creators Network Slams Biden: 'Worst Jobs Report of the Year'
- Jobs Creators Network Slams Biden: 'Worst Jobs Report of the Year'
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- VIDEO: 3 Texas Children Found After Spending Night Lost in Woods
- VIDEO: 3 Texas Children Found After Spending Night Lost in Woods
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- White House: Biden's Renewed Cough Is 'Allergies'
- White House: Biden's Renewed Cough Is 'Allergies'
- Negro Shoots White Man Dead at Roanoke Convenience Store Before Attempting to Flee.
- Most of these reports never seem to disclose the reason why they commit these crimes.
- Nigga Gets Life After Killing White Man, Stealing His TVs and His Car, and Then Leaving His Body in Shed.
- Great Ape Fatally Shoots White Creighton Baseball Director While He Was Doing Volunteer Work.
- Tyrone Gets Guilty Verdict After Breaking into Canton Home and Fatally Shooting Toddler and Wounding His Twin Brother.
- 2 Monknoids Arrested After Trafficking and Advertising Underage Girls.
- ........ Don't worry. No one was actually hurt... Except for a few people........ Weather.
- Special Weather Statement
- Action Recommended
- Avoid the subject event as per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Description
- Patchy ground fog has developed across parts of the Coastal Plains and areas along and east of Interstate 35 this morning. While generally visibility will remain between 1 and 5 miles, some areas have seen lower visibility. Brief drops to one quarter to one half mile visibility are possible, especially in low lying areas. If driving, slow down, use your headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you. Any fog that develops should lift by mid- morning.
- Hourly Forecast
- Sat 09 | Day
- 90°
- 2%
- S 10 mph
- Partly cloudy skies. High around 90F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 58%
- UV Index
- 8 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:28 am
- Sunset
- 7:05 pm
- Sat 09 | Night
- 70°
- 22%
- S 9 mph
- Clear to partly cloudy. Low near 70F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 82%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 10:58 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
- 9:39 pm
- Sun 10
- 93°
- /68°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- S 19 mph
- Mon 11
- 87°
- /71°
- Partly Cloudy
- 16%
- NNE 9 mph
- Tue 12
- 91°
- /74°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 32%
- SSE 16 mph
- Wed 13
- 89°
- /71°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 56%
- S 16 mph
- Thu 14
- 87°
- /70°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 47%
- S 11 mph
- Fri 15
- 85°
- /57°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 33%
- SW 8 mph
- Sat 16
- 75°
- /51°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- N 16 mph
- Sun 17
- 74°
- /48°
- Sunny
- 2%
- NNE 9 mph
- Mon 18
- 77°
- /53°
- Mostly Sunny
- 3%
- NE 6 mph
- Tue 19
- 81°
- /57°
- Mostly Sunny
- 12%
- E 7 mph
- Wed 20
- 82°
- /59°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- E 7 mph
- Thu 21
- 82°
- /59°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- ESE 7 mph
- Fri 22
- 82°
- /60°
- Partly Cloudy
- 23%
- ESE 7 mph
- Sat 23
- 82°
- /58°
- Mostly Sunny
- 24%
- NNW 7 mph
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- Current threat: Kristallvaxxed. 💉 ✡︎
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- Joshua Idehen
- Joshua O'Donnell Idehen is a 34 year old Britbong half-assed poet, the type of guy Milo Yiannopoulos would try to entice into a gay orgy. His "poetry" mostly consist of him ranting about his ex for having "shitty racial opinions". This dindu rose to fame in the Great Butts Shaming of 2015, during which he developed a reputation as a rape and pedophile apologist saying such things as “@srhbutts you’re a champ yo, never forget that!”. When this nigger isn't terrorizing nerds on the internet he spends his free time sucking more dick on the internet, performing his poems, and trying to impress other edgy retards IRL. He has also released some good songs. ED would medically advise you to not listen to it for the protection of your ears.
- (( This nigger is a sick fuck ))
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- The marsh frog (Pelophylax ridibundus) is a species of amphibian native to Europe and parts of Asia. It is the largest type of frog in most of its range, growing to a snout-to-vent length of around 100 mm (4 in); tadpoles can reach up to 190 mm (7.5 in) in length, but this usually occurs in places with long winters where the tadpole has time to grow. Marsh frogs hibernate during the winter, either underwater or in burrows, and are able to use the Earth's magnetic field to locate breeding ponds. This marsh frog was photographed in Kampinos National Park, Poland.
- Photograph credit: Charles James Sharp
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go tell everyone in my neighborhood that I'm a registered sex offender... I like to brag.
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