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- Atlanta: Gorilla Attacks Woman Walking Her Daughter Home from School.
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- Harambe
- Harambe was proof that gorillas are in fact higher evolved lifeforms than your average street nigger. He dindu nuffin and had just celebrated his 17th birthday. Lo and behold, some dumb negress named Michelle Gregg threw her fatherless child into poor Harambe's pit. Harambe was quick to adopt the child and be a more responsible father than Deonne Dickerson, who was mysteriously absent. At least Harambe didn't spend his life behind bars because he was a retarded and drug dealing degenerate darkie. Harambe deftly avoided being crushed by the shrieking negress and did his best to keep the child away from the child-abusing nigra, an obvious threat to the boy. Frustrated that someone had interfered with her parenting and her property, Michelle unified the Womyn and threatened false rape accusations against all the male zoo staff unless they wouldbecame her personal army and kill Harambe for usurping her role as parent.
- Later, this brave primate was martyred by becoming an internet meme, and even a potential 2016 USA Presidential Candidate.
- It also turns out that the word "Harambe" literally means “all pull together” in Swahili. (more like "all pull your dicks out together")
- (( DID HARAMBE DO MONKEYPOX THO? ))
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- The coconut (Cocos nucifera) is a member of the palm tree family, Arecaceae. Originally native to the Central Indo-Pacific, in the regions of Maritime Southeast Asia and Melanesia, coconuts are now found across the world due to human cultivation and dispersal. They are normally cultivated in hot and wet tropical climates. The term coconut also commonly refers to the seed and fruit of the coconut tree, which is botanically a drupe. The fruit has three layers including an edible white, fleshy endosperm and is filled with a liquid known as coconut water. The coconut thus played a critical role in the migration of Austronesian peoples across the Indian Ocean, as it provided a portable source of both food and water for long sea voyages. In modern times coconuts are used extensively in cooking and cuisine, using the raw flesh, the water or in alternative forms such as coconut milk and coconut butter. These coconuts, one whole and one halved, were grown in the Dominican Republic; this photograph was focus-stacked from 19 separate images.
- Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus
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- Yo I'm gonna take some Tylenol, then some Propofol, then some Demerol, y'all. Then I'm gonna go to the mall and maul some teenage girls, in the hall.
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