Kalos' Games #spacecopsic 10/20/2017

DiscoDude: **---BEGIN SESSION---**
DiscoDude: **Session logging commenced**
Kalos: last time on space fucks
Kalos: Keith had sex with Amoni. this is *important*
Kalos: Also Keith's first day on the job is this next morning
Kalos: as is Victor's
Keith: I have less sleep 4. I am ok.
Victor Demos: Victor goes ahead and gets ready for work.
Amoni Steeltower: "💤 💤 💤 "
Kalos: question is
Keith: _Keith fixes the room... Having a head start of four hours, and ready stuff for his and Amoni's breakfast... As well as Amoni's possible hangover._
Kalos: what now boys and girls?
Kalos: did I mention by the way
Kalos: working on a cruise ship sucks ass
Keith: Do I roll housekeeping?
Amoni Steeltower: (Possible? hah, you mean most definitely)
Kalos: Keith and VIctor are both needed at worth super early in the ships 'day' cycle
Adem Nineball: *Adem is actually tired, very tried, becasue __Some People__ were as loud as a freaking Interspace GalactoRave*
Keith: How early we're talking?
Amoni Steeltower: Amoni is 'gracfully' splayed amongst the sheets, some sheets covering her eyes but generally shes bare to the world
Kalos: 6 o clock be there or be fired
Kalos: the pay also kinda sucks
Kalos: but hey you're on a cruise ship... sort of
Kalos: your rooms are meant to be below decks and really crampt
Kalos: making more room for the actual passengers.
Keith: Well, that still should give me several hours to work with, still
Keith: Should I roll housekeeping? Also, if so, i assume I won't be around when Amoni wakes up?
Victor Demos: Victor is ready for work whenever.
Kalos: Keith rolls housekeeping
Kalos: VIctor roll will
Amoni Steeltower: (Knock off that hangover!)
Keith: !groll 14 (housekeeping)
DiscoDude: <@Keith> rolled 6 (degree 8; success)
Victor Demos: !groll 12
DiscoDude: <@Victor Demos> rolled 12 (degree 0; success)
Keith: (I will keep that roll, thanks :D)
Victor Demos: (Extreme sigh of relief)
Keith: <@Kalos> , Keith likely prepares (or buys) some baller breakfast and leaves a note for Amoni with it.
Kalos: Victor you barely manage to keep on focus despite your long and incredibly boring guard posting
Amoni Steeltower: (pill to?)
Keith: (Yes, pill and water pitcher)
Amoni Steeltower: ( 👍 )
Kalos: keith cleans some rather messy rooms. THey will be disposed of the entire day
Kalos: meanwhile,
Amoni Steeltower: (everyone else wakes up then?...)
Kalos: Amoni, Adem, Cyril, Miri
Kalos: What do you four do
Amoni Steeltower: *Dreary eyed and hungover, Amoni wakes up in a grumpy mood*
Miri: _sits up in bed, wondering what exactly she should be doing now she's back on the team. She's been out of touch with the team's plans for a few days..._
Kalos: Rylex asks his usual- "Should I be doing nothing today, too?" over the comms
Keith: _Keith bought some baller breafast for Amoni, and left it for her, along a note and a pill and water for the hangover._
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni notices the breakfast, still warm, on the bedside table along with some pills and water*
Amoni Steeltower: "uuuuh..." in response to Rylex
Adem Nineball: Adem is probably Trying to bury himself in the pillows.
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni grabs the water and pills, and downs them only now fully realizing the breakfast in the room*
Amoni Steeltower: "Maybe, hey, did you order in breakfast Ry?"
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni notices her gun is not under her pillow*
Amoni Steeltower: "Shit, uh, fuck. Where..."
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni looks  over to see her bed is adjacent to her, and sighs*
Kalos: Ry: "Nope."
Kalos: Ry: "I'll...just go and marathon martian cartoons for the next 6 hours. I'll be in the theaters, if you need me."
Amoni Steeltower: "uhm, k..." *Amoni notices the sticky note on the plate off bacon and eggs*
Amoni Steeltower: *reads sticky note*
Keith: The note from Keith says:
"I hope you enjoyed our night yesterday! ❤
I left for work today, sorry I couldn't stay
Here are some things for you:
-A delicious breakfast
-Pill and water for your hangover

P.S.: Consider getting a new liver, it might pay for itself on the long run!
XOXOXO
Until next time!"
Amoni Steeltower: *Memories of last night flood in, leaving a slight smile and blush on Amoni's face*
Kalos: Miri: I guess you could have uh read up on what was going on overnight, if you know OOCLy what happened
Kalos: if you don't know OOCLY either then someone will have to explain
Kalos: possibly Cyril
Amoni Steeltower: "heh, nice"
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni goes to eat her breakfast and complete her daily routine*
Amoni Steeltower: *Can initate time skip*
Miri: (yeah i don't really know what we're doing right now OOC)
Kalos: Ultimately, Keith isn't given much time to actually mingle
Kalos: Keith is micromanaged to hell and back, by a sub-AI
Kalos: ( <@!Cyril>  ? )
Amoni Steeltower: (OOC? Well Amoni was going to get legal guns for Keith, a baton for Adem, and gun for her. Also have to hand out yours and Adems(?) Bio-suits)
Cyril: (Was in the bathroom, what happened?)
Kalos: (Victor is busy guarding an AI mainframe)
Keith: ( <@!Cyril> , should we check if there was an "operation" that got cancelled the day I was going to be abducted? )
Kalos: (and not really being allowed to do anything)
Adem Nineball: ~~Adem auto-accepts any timeskip vote~~
Cyril: (Okay then, I'll check if there was something scheduled and cancelled- computer operations?)
Kalos: (yep. slight chance of pissing off the AI because medical records are supposed to be confidencial)
Miri: _sends a message to the others: "So I'm a little behind on all this, understandably. Is there anything I can help with?"_
Kalos: (but you should do fine)
Cyril: !groll 17 (computer op)
DiscoDude: <@Cyril> rolled 11 (degree 6; success)
Amoni Steeltower: *Just out of shower*

"Well, I was planning on getting some replacment equipment for Kieth and Adem, as well as get myself a nice Legal gun"
Amoni Steeltower: "If you want to come with you can."
Kalos: Cyril: there was in fact, a 'body transfer' scheduled, but then canceled without a reason given.
Amoni Steeltower: "Oh! I still haven't given you your bio-suit <@!Miri> "
Cyril: "HEY KEITH, BAD NEWS"
Kalos: usually that's the kind of surgury where they tear out your brain and put it into a grown or robot body.
Kalos: but it could just be a front. its a long and lengthy surgury
Cyril: "Looks like those were our targets."
Keith: "Can you tell me in person? Also, they are micromanaging me right now."
Kalos: THe Maintenance management AI baps Keith: "you should be done cleaning that room in 1:19 seconds." - though you're making good time on it.
Amoni Steeltower: "However, to catch you up to speed Miri. We've got a lead to who these criminals are. I think the others are currently following up on that."
Miri: "Ah yeah. Biosuit. Yeah."
Victor Demos: Victor stands around by the AI Databanks
Miri: "Oh? Oh, cool. Well...when it comes time to break their arms, I'll be more than happy to help out with that."
Kalos: However, the better you show yourself to be able to do the job
Kalos: the less time it gives you for subsequent jobs
Kalos: occaisionally adding in a "Well done, you advanced to the next level!"
Keith: "Oh, great, vr-addict pandering..."
Amoni Steeltower: "So Miri, you want to come with to the lackluster gun store?"
Kalos: Victor hears nothing except the slight drone of the cooling machinery
Kalos: its really soothing. and that's a problem
Amoni Steeltower: "Same to anyone else whos interested. Adem, you looking for anything specific?"
Amoni Steeltower: "Keep it within legal means"
Adem Nineball: Adem is still buried in his bed, but stopped wailing about being tired, he takes a long minute to answer the message to Amoni, though: "What are you doing again...?"
Victor Demos: Victor just stands around still, military training still grinded into him as if it was yesterday.
Amoni Steeltower: "Getting stuff to sorta hurt people within legal preferences"
Adem Nineball: "Are Swords allowed?"
Keith: (defend yourself with less-than-lethal ranged weapons)
Amoni Steeltower: "Well, what determines you idea of a sword?"
Miri: "Sounds like a plan to me!"
Adem Nineball: "...."
"Something that I swing, and HURTS PEOPLE"
Amoni Steeltower: "Got it"
Adem Nineball: "Preferabily Sharp"
Keith: (Try a stick- Woops)
Amoni Steeltower: "Miri, I'll meet you at your room to give you the bio-suit. Adem wrap up your face or something and come meet us there."
Miri: "My parents made me take fencing lessons when I was 9. I don't remember a lot but I guess *I* could use a sword in a pinch..."
Amoni Steeltower: "I'm just saying, your sword may end up being a baton or something"
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni goes to get her bio-suit on*
Adem Nineball: (Adem is gonan test that on someone if you give him a damn stick)
"gughh, might as well go" *as Adem gets up from bed, his Biosuit shifts around, covering his face in a rather plain way, he also picks one of the foodstuff table-things Victor left, might as well munch something on the way.*
Amoni Steeltower: ***Few minutes later***
Amoni Steeltower: "Alright, I'm headed to your place now Miri"
Amoni Steeltower: "Adem, how are you doing?"
Miri: "Come on in!"
Amoni Steeltower: *enters with suit behind back*
Amoni Steeltower: *presents to Miri*
Amoni Steeltower: "Tadaaaaa!~"
Adem Nineball: "*You* tell m- oh wait you probably can't, i got to cover my face with this becasue of the stupid warrant and my shitty 'NSFBIHPF' face"
Miri: "Wow," Miri says, eyeing the outfit, not sure what she's looking at. "So how do I, uh, put it on? Does it...go over my clothes, or...?"
Amoni Steeltower: *The shuit looks like a pale green hoody*
Amoni Steeltower: "Just peel away here..."
Amoni Steeltower: *opens the suit*
Amoni Steeltower: "and you step in! However you can't be wearing any clothes underneath, other than like, a belt."
Amoni Steeltower: "Now, this is a bit gross but this feeds off of your everything"
Miri: "Uh. Cyborg here. Can it, like. Feed off my power supply, or something?"
Amoni Steeltower: "It uses you sweat, urine, shit, dead skin, etc to power itself."
Keith: (It also uses power cells)
Amoni Steeltower: "As well as powercells for other functions"
Miri: "Like I guess I *do* exude waste products but it's not a *necessary* part of my body's function..."
Amoni Steeltower: "I guess that could work... though I don't know how much of a drain it may be on you"
Amoni Steeltower: <@Kalos>
Kalos: THe suits drain... not too much power.
Kalos: chop half a day off Miri's powerplant.
Kalos: (strictly speaking, I could go calculate the drain!)
Kalos: (but that'd take too long)
Kalos: (and not matter too much )
Amoni Steeltower: "Why don't you put it on?"
Amoni Steeltower: "See how light headed you get"
Miri: "Well, that *suits* me just dandy! Ha ha..." She looks sheepish. "Please don't hurt me for that pun."
Amoni Steeltower: "I guess"
Amoni Steeltower: *smirks, and shakes head*
Miri: With almost disturbingly practiced ease, Miri slips out of her *everything* and puts on the biosuit.
Amoni Steeltower: (infront of Amoni?)
Keith: ~~Don't remove your skin just yet~~
Amoni Steeltower: ( <@!Miri> Infront of me?)
Adem Nineball: "....Whatever, im gonna pretend i didn't hear it, weren't we gonna pick up some cool shit or something?"

~~or your head, please not the head~~
Miri: (she keeps the head on)
Miri: (no need to take her head off)
Adem Nineball: (but you said *everything)*
Miri: (for once)
Miri: (i just mean her clothes XD)
Adem Nineball: (Hah, im Joking xD)
Victor Demos: (No shame)
Amoni Steeltower: (did in strip infront of Amoni?)
Keith: (I think so?)
Miri: (uh, yes? XD)
Amoni Steeltower: (Just want to judge my response)
Amoni Steeltower: (K)
Miri: (and she didn't even think twice about it XD)
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni hands a miri the suit, and begins to blush as Miri strips to her skivvies infront of her*
Amoni Steeltower: "uhm..."

*Amoni stays silent, trying not to show she's enjoying the show infront of her*
Adem Nineball: *Adem looks away, gotta be polite, ya know?*
Amoni Steeltower: *Notices Adem has arrived, and gasps a bit*
Amoni Steeltower: "When did you get here?"
Kalos: Just then. you told him to get there, afterall
Miri: _yelps in surprise when she realizes she just stripped in front of *Adem,* too._
Miri: "Man, somebody oughtta put a *bell* on you."
Amoni Steeltower: *tail wags furiosly and close to the ground*
Keith: (~~threesome~~)
Kalos: ~~Amoni strikes many things with the tail wagging~~
Adem Nineball: "Wha-...?" *It takes a second to realise they didn't even notice him, he is kinda upset* "Im not some sort of fucking space ninja *yet*, Damnit!"
Miri: "...*Well.* You said something about a gunshop, Amoni?" she says, adjusting her biosuit. She's not sure how it works, but she's trying to mentally force it into the shape of her usual outfit.
Amoni Steeltower: "Uhh yeah, gun store."

*Amoni brings herself to order, clears throat*
Miri: (does she feel any side effects from using the suit?)
Amoni Steeltower: <@Kalos>
Amoni Steeltower: ^
Kalos: (her energy usage is ticked up a little bit.)
Kalos: (but its like, +1%
Cyril: (Oh right it's body-heat powered or something)
Amoni Steeltower: ^Everything bio
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni leaves with <@!Adem Nineball> and <@!Miri> to the gun store*
Kalos: well, the difference is made up by MIri just giving more power
Amoni Steeltower: (Do we need to roll anything special to find a gun store?)
Amoni Steeltower: (I'm up to rolling to find one that is selling Force guns)
Kalos: ... merchant
Kalos: per-based.
Amoni Steeltower: (Observation?)
Miri: (more importantly, does Miri have any trouble making it take the shape of her normal outfit? XD)
Miri: (since this is her first time using one)
Keith: (It probably takes the shape percetly)
Keith: (perfectly*)
Amoni Steeltower: (<@Kalos> Do we have a wardrobe malfunction with miri, and can *I*  use Observation instead of merchent?)
Kalos: Oh, I see!
Kalos: hm~
Kalos: roll IQ
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 12
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 6 (degree 6; success)
Kalos: I meant Miri
Kalos: Because It's Miri doing it
Miri: !g 12
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 16 (degree -4; failure)
Kalos: yes
Kalos: it acts like a slinky spring
Kalos: and flies off
Amoni Steeltower: (Is this in public?)
Miri: "YEEK!"
Amoni Steeltower: (IS THIS IN PUBLIC?)
Keith: (Nakedness a second time)
Miri: (is this in public XD)
Kalos: I don't think so? it depends on where Amoni wanted to meet
Kalos: with Adem
Amoni Steeltower: (We met at Miris room)
Amoni Steeltower: (And headed out to find a gun store)
Amoni Steeltower: "Oh jesus!"
Amoni Steeltower: *Flys for cover*
Victor Demos: Victor talks over the comms, "Uh...What's happening over there?"
Miri: "C-come back! My *dignity!*"
Adem Nineball: "WHAT THE FUCK" *Adem Ducks to the ground, hoping whatever Miri did to her Biosuit doesn't kill him*
Amoni Steeltower: "Uhm, stuff. Don't worry."
Kalos: SOmething went wacky about the use of elastics
Kalos: and it configured all wrong
Victor Demos: A brief momment of silence and then a single, "...Gotcha."
Amoni Steeltower: *Peeks over bed*
Amoni Steeltower: "Are we good?"
Amoni Steeltower: "uuuh"
Amoni Steeltower: "Why don't you try again Miri?"
Adem Nineball: *"Try Again?"*
Keith: (It is better option than being nekkid... Or is it?)
Amoni Steeltower: *Stays behind bed for cover*
Keith: (*wiggles eyebrows*)
Amoni Steeltower: "Theres no reason why it *shouldn't*  work."
Miri: "Ha ha...right." She slips into the reconfigured biosuit, as best she can in its current state, and attempts to reconfigure it yet again into her outfit.
Miri: (roll IQ again? XD)
Kalos: (yea)
Adem Nineball: "I think i know how to use mine, why don't I try to help her configure it?" *And avoid any premature demise*
Amoni Steeltower: "I don't think assisting will help with this..."
Miri: !g 12
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 6 (degree 6; success)
Amoni Steeltower: *peeks over bed*
Amoni Steeltower: <:alice:345679211144544266>
Miri: "I...think it's holding shape this time?"
Miri: "Ooh."
Amoni Steeltower: "Are we good now?"
Miri: "Think it fits a little better than my normal outfit, too."
Amoni Steeltower: "And whats better, if you get tired of that outfit you can change it ina  blink of an eye!"
Amoni Steeltower: *Changes Shirt + jeans to a dress and flip-flops*
Miri: "Ooh." She taps her foot, and adjusts the height of her heels a little. "Neat."
Adem Nineball: "Oh god no, lets just stick to the default and let her try in an enviroment where *No one gets hurt*"
Kalos: Miri's outfit works as intended,
Amoni Steeltower: "Now, lets head out."
Amoni Steeltower: (Can I use Observation to find a store with Force guns?)
Amoni Steeltower: (instead of Merchent?)
Kalos: (... at -2 )
Miri: "Someone say *head?*...ha ha, just kidding, *please don't hurt me for that joke*"
Amoni Steeltower: "I'll give you your last one"
Miri: (what's yours at? Mine's 11, so I'd be rolling 9)
Amoni Steeltower: "that, no, just no."
Amoni Steeltower: (do you have merchent?)
Amoni Steeltower: (Merchent is the better one here)
Amoni Steeltower: (Mines at 12 so i'd be flipping a coin)
Adem Nineball: "..." *Adem just turns his head to glance at Miri for a long second* "...Alright, Find an store where I can buy sharp stuff too, Amoni"
Miri: (yeah, no merchant)
Amoni Steeltower: *As Amoni is walking with the others along this ship floor, she asks*

"Hey, if either of you see Force guns, speak up..."
Amoni Steeltower: !Groll 10
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 7 (degree 3; success)
Amoni Steeltower: (Whats the outcome Kal?)
Kalos: you find a store that sells various tools and such for self defense
Kalos: even light concealable armor, marketed to rich important people shaped as formal wear
Kalos: no force rifles.
Kalos: but pistol, yes.
Amoni Steeltower: (YESSS)
Kalos: as well as quite an assortment of sonic guns
Amoni Steeltower: (As for Melee, waht is there?)
Kalos: also, force knuckles/gauntlets.
Kalos: as well as sonic varients
Amoni Steeltower: (No Batons?)
Amoni Steeltower: ( <@Kalos> Any Batons or pole arms?)
Kalos: yes. there are sonic and force variants. but not many polearms.
Kalos: there's like
Adem Nineball: ~~(ANything that fits under the "Two handed Sharp stick" ?)~~ nevermind
Kalos: one sonic stun staff in the corner
Cyril: ~~get two batons and tape em together~~
Amoni Steeltower: "So, I know what I'm looking for. You guys find anything you like get it. Its on me."
Adem Nineball: ~~a baton bazooka~~
Miri: _whispers: "So how subtle should we be aiming for here?"_
Amoni Steeltower: *Goes to grab 3 Force Pistols*
Miri: "Like, are we doin' this on the down-low? Or are we going in guns blazing?"
Kalos: no sonic stun zooka or force zookas here
Amoni Steeltower: "Well, I suppose we can pay thru debt. Everyone buys stuff individually and I'll just give you cash back"
Adem Nineball: *Adem looks at the lonely staff on the corner, man misses his VibroKatana right now*
Amoni Steeltower: *Notices the staff*

"Hey Adem, how about that?"
Amoni Steeltower: "Again, buy whatever suits your fancy."
Adem Nineball: "huh? don't know, its not.....*you know,* sharp and cool."
Amoni Steeltower: "Well I'm doubtful you going to find 'Sharp and Cool' in this ship."
Miri: "Well. Nonlethal's kinda my thing. So maybe..."
Adem Nineball: "hmph....how the hell does one use this things anyways? 'Force' and 'Sonic Stun'?! Im a simple man, i know Hyper Fine Vibroblades Hurt like *fucking hell*, what am i gonna do with a *Force* Baton, Hope the power is by my side and they give up out of pity?!"
Miri: _looks around for a sonic stun rifle._
Amoni Steeltower: *Something occures to Amoni*

"Uuh, hey Adem. Why don't you point out what you want and exit the store. The get up may work in public spaces but I don't think I want to risk you doing an exchange with a gun clerk"
Miri: "She's gotta point."
Amoni Steeltower: "There is the chance they could recagonize you that close to their face."
Amoni Steeltower: "Miri can just buy yours and her stuff, I'll buy mine and Keiths"
Amoni Steeltower: "Miri, I'll pay you back what you spent"
Adem Nineball: "...huh, you are probably right, I guess i will have the ~~Fox~~ Force Baton, then."
Amoni Steeltower: "Alrighty."
Amoni Steeltower: "Do you want two or one?"
Amoni Steeltower: "Miri, you find what you want yet?"
Miri: "Yeah, I think one of these." She indicates a sonic stun rifle. "Something a little more heavy-duty than the ol' pistol."
Amoni Steeltower: *Goes to also grab a sonic rifle*

"Yeah, not a bad idea... How different could it be from a regular rifle?"
Miri: "Different enough."
Amoni Steeltower: *Uses a super techy lever action* 😛
Kalos: sonic rifle bought
Kalos: as are a pair of batons
Kalos: one sonic, one stunny
Amoni Steeltower: and three Force pistols
Amoni Steeltower: One for me, two for keith
Amoni Steeltower: Actually, two Sonic Rifles
Amoni Steeltower: Amoni would also like one
Amoni Steeltower: So the list is this:
Amoni Steeltower: Sonic Rifle 2x
Sonic Stun Baton
Force Baton
Force Pistols 3x
Amoni Steeltower: Miri is 'buying' one Rifle and the Batons
Amoni Steeltower: Amoni is buying the other rifle and Pistols
Amoni Steeltower: Adem slinks out of the store?
Adem Nineball: *Adem walks off the store, he sits somewhere and stands thinking of how much he misses his sword, how the piece of shit couldn't cut through the hull of a weak ass ship, and that he couldn't bring here because it was "illegal"*
*Man, Adem really misses his sword*
Amoni Steeltower: (What is the end cost for the two purcheses? Because Amoni will give cash to Miri depending on how much was spent)
Amoni Steeltower: <@Kalos>
Miri: (Miri's gun costs 2K)
Amoni Steeltower: 2000
Amoni Steeltower: Rifle
Amoni Steeltower: 500
Amoni Steeltower: Force Baton
Amoni Steeltower: Force Pistol 1200
Kalos: force baton 1000
Kalos: sonic baton 500
Amoni Steeltower: *mathing...*
Amoni Steeltower: Tot comes to 9,100 S$
Amoni Steeltower: ~~Peh~~
Amoni Steeltower: ~~Chump change~~
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni walks out of the store, a bit after Miri.*
Kalos: now that everyone is armed up
Miri: _whistles jauntily._
Kalos: what do you all actually want to do
Amoni Steeltower: "Alright, I need to get these pistols to Keith, but other than that what do we want to do now?"
Victor Demos: Victor sits down by a pizza place, and orders one (1) pizza skull
Adem Nineball: "uh huh, you got two for me? thats.....nice! I will finally get around to test that VR simulation for 'Ordinal Escale' dual wielding training i got some time ago!"
Keith: (So, I assume we're caught-up?)
Kalos: (Yea)
Keith: "Hey, how did your guys work out today?"
Amoni Steeltower: "Alright"
Miri: "You missed your chance to see me naked. Twice."
Amoni Steeltower: *Hand Keith two force pistols*
Miri: "Only once was accidental."
Keith: "Wh-... This is too much information"
Victor Demos: Victor comes up to the group, holding a pizza skull and a drink
Victor Demos: "So, who wants pizza skulls."
Amoni Steeltower: *yoinks pizza skull*
Keith: "Miri, I know... Something happened yesterday, but didn't expect you'd get in on the fun so soon!"
Kalos: Miri;s stomach may just be a fancy garbage disposal
Kalos: but taste buds are real
Miri: "They look creepy. I'll take a handful."
Amoni Steeltower: "Mmm, yauh" Amoni says thru bites of pizza skull
Victor Demos: "In the spirit of...Hallow Eves or something."
Amoni Steeltower: "Sorry if we kept you guys up."

***Gulp***

"This is good."
Victor Demos: "Pumpkin horsemen."
Keith: "Ooooh, yeeeah... Sorry about that. my bad."
Kalos: its a holiday that shows up on mars-based martian cartoons a lot, and has become a meme, kind of like classrooms having to do haunted hauses.
Kalos: kids dress up and ask for free candy.
Amoni Steeltower: (LORE!)
Keith: ~~And it is always safe to get candy from strangers on that day~~
Victor Demos: "Why would even kids go up to people's houses and ask for candy...That seems, unsafe."
Keith: "Free candy, bruh."
Victor Demos: Victor looks at Keith, "I'm a 40 year old man, I ain't buying candy for kids."
Miri: "It sounds a lot better than the fall seasonal tradiitons they have on my planet," Miri says, scarfing down another pizza skull.
Cyril: _squints suspiciously at pizza skulls. Terrifying._
Victor Demos: **sip**
Amoni Steeltower: (Players eating while PC's are eating)
Keith: _Keith takes a pizza skull, eats big thing slowly._
Amoni Steeltower: (Meta as fuck)
Miri: "We have one where rich folks dress in costumes and run around terrorizing people. Like that old Martian movie, what was it? 'The Purge'?"
Cyril: _is also supposed to be in sleep-VR designing stuff, oops. Hangs a `do not disturb` sign over his ear._
Keith: "What, for reals?"
Amoni Steeltower: "That sounds horrifying"
Amoni Steeltower: *Eats another skull in one bite*
Miri: _shrugs, as if inured to how fucked-up her home planet is._
Amoni Steeltower: *Picks cheese from Saber tooth*
Keith: "I mean, it has to have been toned down since they joined the- Oh, the counsil's gone, yeah..."
Victor Demos: **another long heckin sip of soda**
Keith: "And people are bringing death races back, now I remember that thing... ERKH..."
Miri: "Like sometimes the merchants and poor join in but generally it's only the nobles who actually *get away* with anything. There's *generally* no murder...but there's a lot of property damage. Stuff gets stolen, 'n' whatnot."
Amoni Steeltower: "lovely, hey think i could take a sip?"
Adem Nineball: "Huh, Skull Pizza? I'll have one, better than the tablet-food things you left in our room, Victor"
Victor Demos: Victor goes ahead and looks around, "You know...I wonder if I can buy Rum and Coke around here."
Amoni Steeltower: "Probably?"
Victor Demos: "So, I guess out job is ground to a halt."
Keith: "Oh! yeah, uh, got distracted. Thanks for the pistols, Amoni!"
Miri: "We got guns. What's our next step?"
Amoni Steeltower: "No problem."
Keith: "I am an insider now. Cyril has plans for me."
Amoni Steeltower: "So did you guys find any more information on those two criminals?"
Keith: "I guess we need a new access."
Victor Demos: "Not on my side."
Amoni Steeltower: "Or anything involving this syndicate"
Keith: "Nope, I did not get useful information today."
Keith: "Oh, Cyril... You messaged me during my work before... What did you want to say?"
Keith: "Oh..."
Amoni Steeltower: "Yeah, you've been up to any good with hacking?"
Amoni Steeltower: "..."
Amoni Steeltower: "Cyril?"
Keith: "We'll find out in the morning, I guess."
Victor Demos: _looks at the news._
Kalos: we can skip to tomorrow, if needed.
Kalos: NOthing major on the news
Amoni Steeltower: "Uhg, well we need to find out more about these guys"
Miri: "Yeah, not like we can just blast our way through the ship till the right people come gunning for us or something."
Keith: "Hah."
Amoni Steeltower: "No..."
Keith: "Funny you say that."
Amoni Steeltower: "Yeah?"
Amoni Steeltower: "Oh"
Amoni Steeltower: "Yeah"
Keith: "I mean... Yeah..."
Amoni Steeltower: "Duh"
Victor Demos: Victor looks at the group, "huh?"
Amoni Steeltower: *something just occures to Amoni*
Amoni Steeltower: "Hey... guys"
Miri: "Wait, what? You're not gonna suggest I have a *point,* are you?"
Amoni Steeltower: "If there is one criminal group on this ship, whats to say there is';t more, lesser ones?"
Kalos: (skips to tomorrow are available, if the party elects for such things )
Miri: "...oooooooh."
Victor Demos: (Victor is ready to slep)
Amoni Steeltower: "Since Cyril appears to be out of it, we can't follow up on this right now. But thats something we should look into it."
Amoni Steeltower: "Victor, how much access do you have?"
Amoni Steeltower: "I understand you are in the security servers"
Miri: "So you're thinking...if we find *one* rat on this ship, we might find his tail tied to a bunch of others?"
Victor Demos: "I got access to...well, the guard post of the databanks."
Amoni Steeltower: "Hrm..."
Victor Demos: "Inventory check and names and stuff."
Kalos: Victor also has access to the armory at that section of the ship
Kalos: and various other security essentials
Cyril: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_king>
Amoni Steeltower: "Well tomorrow compile a list of any illegal persons, specifically stuff around possible gangs that may exist on the ship."
Victor Demos: "Well I don't know, because I gave all the tech names to Cryril to search."
Amoni Steeltower: "Ah."
Amoni Steeltower: "well, thats annoying..."
Victor Demos: "Actually..." Goes on ahead and looks up space linkedin for the techs.
Victor Demos: (Roll research or something)
Kalos: You find profiles for all but one
Amoni Steeltower: (???)
Kalos: the one that does not is an Avali named Wrel
Amoni Steeltower: (there was an Avali in that group)
Kalos: ENHANCE:
Kalos: no
Victor Demos: "I got all their profiles and stuff except for one of them, Wrel."
Victor Demos: "...Why did I even ask Cyril to do this again...?"
Amoni Steeltower: "To find any connection to those two most likely, but if we can find other criminals on this ship that may prove more useful"
Kalos: the rest all look fairly typical for their jobs, and were all recruited at different times
Kalos: (7 2 1 3 11 years ago)
Victor Demos: (Kalos, can I like, request documents of people who accessed the armory?)
Victor Demos: (via diplomacy?)
Kalos: diplomacying the AI?
Victor Demos: Victor looks at his crew, "Uh, should I request a document of release to see who accessed the armory?"
Amoni Steeltower: "Sure?"
Amoni Steeltower: "Might prove useful"
Keith: "Well, if you do, you might want to try and convince whoever you are talking to... That it is relevant to your work."
Keith: "Like... Hmmm..."
Amoni Steeltower: "Yeah, that to."
Victor Demos: Victor sits down and thinks, "I can probably ask for full armory inventory check, could ask how long they did for a yearly checkup or something..."
Victor Demos: "And see who took what for the year or something"
Keith: "I fear database regarding this specific armory might be suffering from some weirdness, since some camera footage seems to be unxplicably missing... This might mean that the database is suffering from malfunction... Or from cybernetic attacks."
Keith: "I wonder if that's good."
Victor Demos: "That's why I'm asking for an entire armory check."
Victor Demos: Victor goes ahead and sends a release of infromation on who accessed the armory near their dorm room, based off of the attack that probably everyone by now has heard about.
Victor Demos: !groll 11
DiscoDude: <@Victor Demos> rolled 7 (degree 4; success)
Kalos: your admin guy looks at the request
Kalos: sends you a ping back: "you want information of the data at this specific armory?"
Kalos: "Is this an error?"
Kalos: "did you mean another one?"
Victor Demos: "Have you heard of the attack near the rooms **insert our rooms here #** you would think people who caused the attack would have some access to the one near it. This attack was recent mind you."
Kalos: "What attack?"
Kalos: "you mean the emergency alarms?"
Kalos: "Are you saying this was an attack?"
Victor Demos: "The person that was attacked was at the police station sometime this week."
Victor Demos: "There was also quite a lot of people around for that when he got pulled out of the foam."
Kalos: "Oh... okay?  I'm sure its under investigation."
Victor Demos: !groll 12
DiscoDude: <@Victor Demos> rolled 6 (degree 6; success)
Kalos: "... ALright, here you go."
Kalos: you get a data log.
Victor Demos: Victor gives a word of thanks and hangs up before turning over to this crew.
Miri: While Miri waits, she practices switching costumes.
Amoni Steeltower: ( This log was apart of the data 🌲 )
Victor Demos: He cracks a smile, "well, I got access of how got into the armory."
Amoni Steeltower: "ooh, i liked that last one Miri!"
Amoni Steeltower: "oh, awesome!"
Victor Demos: _opens up the data file and looks at the names..._
Kalos: The two suspects don't show up on the datalogs.
Kalos: Cyril
Amoni Steeltower: "Alright, well thats annoying"
Kalos: Roll ER
Miri: "That's weird. Could the feeds have been spoofed?"
Amoni Steeltower: "But expected."
Keith: "Oh, Miri, why didn't you tell me you bought one of those?! I would have  loved to help you set outfits!"
Amoni Steeltower: "Well, we can only wait on Cyril now, anf they're daed asleep"
Miri: "Amoni gave it to me. Pretty sweet, huh?"
Victor Demos: "I didn't ask for feeds, only for the armory logs."
Amoni Steeltower: *Acts all cool like*
Miri: (whoop)
Amoni Steeltower: "Yeah, you're welcome"
Kalos: THE NEXT DAY
Miri: "The logs, I mean."
Keith: (Question)
Kalos: Victor goes to work
Amoni Steeltower: "Lets go do stuff for the rest of the day I guess..."
Kalos: as does keith
Keith: (Something Amoni wanna do in the night?)
Kalos: VIctor roll will
Kalos: keith roll housekeeping
Victor Demos: !groll 14
DiscoDude: <@Victor Demos> rolled 6 (degree 8; success)
Kalos: ~~HOWEVER LAST NIGHT~~
Amoni Steeltower: "You guys wana go to the water park or something?"
Cyril: !groll 16
DiscoDude: <@Cyril> rolled 13 (degree 3; success)
Kalos: created.
Kalos: Keith can roll observation
Kalos: to scope things out
Keith: "Hey, Sssure? But let's not stay too late. I have a job, y'know."
Amoni Steeltower: "Yeah, yeah."
Miri: "I'm all for it!" And she turns her outfit right then and there into a skimpy bikini.
Amoni Steeltower: *Changes to a bright orange bikini, Contrasts greatly with her Blue fur and blends well with her yellow scales... where it counts* 😉
Amoni Steeltower: "Lets go and have some fun!"
Amoni Steeltower: 🤽
Kalos: waterpark adentures go here
Amoni Steeltower: *Water park group travels to water park*
Keith: _Keith transforms his biosuit into a swimsuit... With a camo pattern... Which might or might not be horrid._
Kalos: there's a massive one at one end of the station,
Kalos: taking up a dozen stories and such
Kalos: of course there is a zero G water section
Amoni Steeltower: (So edmonton mall x5?)
Miri: "Ha ha ha ha! *Wild!*"
Kalos: how could you not be. do you think this is queen cruises or something?
Keith: _Keith looks up... And up... And up..._
Kalos: No, here at Faire, they really know how to do water parks
Keith: "Uh, I don't know how to swim... Tho I can hold my breath for several minutes..."
Amoni Steeltower: *Amoni looks at Keith*
Kalos: THere's also a beach and a giant wave pool
Amoni Steeltower: "Seriously?"
Miri: "What? All those upgrades and you don't have a swim bladder or something? What if the apocalypse throws you in the ocean, eh?" She playfully elbows Keith in the ribs.
Kalos: and the walls and ceilings immitate a tropical island,
Kalos: including holographic clouds!
Kalos: ... very very close clouds
Keith: "Well, I was aiming to get those too... But I had to choose between using my money on those, or using my money on holding my breath"
Amoni Steeltower: "Well, do you have a life preserver installed into your Biosuit?"
Keith: "UH..."
Amoni Steeltower: *Breifly activates hers, which Amoni regrets immidatly because it inflates her bras and thong*
Keith: "Damnit, I should've have, tho..."
Amoni Steeltower: "OH GOSH"
Amoni Steeltower: "Deflate!"
Keith: "Amoni... You could use mods for that..." Keith says, before chuckling.
Amoni Steeltower: *Suit deflates*
Miri: "Ha ha! *Neat!* I gotta try that out!" She crosses her eyes, and suddenly her bikini top gains a couple extra cup sizes.
Keith: "Okay, this is getting a bit out of hand."
Miri: "This is frickin' amazing. How did I *not* have one of these things before now?"
Amoni Steeltower: (Please tell me Miri jiggles them)
Keith: "Okay, I can agree... Biosuits are amazing."
Miri: _waves her finger like a fairy godmother waving her wand, and her swimsuit transforms yet again into what can be best described as an elegant ballgown/swimsuit hybrid. "I could turn some serious heads with this thing!"_
Amoni Steeltower: "hehe, yeah you could"
Keith: "At least two heads right now."
Cyril: (ballgown swimsuit sounds like one of those old-timey swimsuits that drowned hundreds of people)
Amoni Steeltower: (yup)
Amoni Steeltower: (But I forgot it drowned)
Amoni Steeltower: "Well, lets go have a swim? I'm certain they have life preserves some where here that you could wear Keith"
Keith: "great..."
Amoni Steeltower: *Grabs Miri by the arm and runs into the waves with her!*
Amoni Steeltower: "Come on!"
Keith: _Keith gets floaties... What a disgrace._
Amoni Steeltower: *Insert Anime beach fanservice picture*
Kalos: THe water's actually warm too- heated and all... It's also probably not actually water but some really weird chemical mix
Miri: _allows herself to be dragged along._
Kalos: but let's not dwell on that
Amoni Steeltower: ^
Adem Nineball: ~~(DEAD OR ALIVE HI)~~
Amoni Steeltower: ^^^^
Amoni Steeltower: ^^^^
Amoni Steeltower: ^^^^
Keith: _Keith jumps on the water... Along his floaties..._
Amoni Steeltower: *Sees a semi stable pad in the water*
Amoni Steeltower: "Hey, i recognize this..."
Amoni Steeltower: "This is a butt sumo platform!"

*gets Miri's and Keith attention*
Miri: "A *what* now?"
Amoni Steeltower: (Posted in Spacecops)
Keith: "You can't be serious... But I guess people would really find novelty on this, huh?"
Amoni Steeltower: "Oh, don't be such a party pooper"
Keith: "Hey, I mean. Novelty is cool."
Miri: "Well, I'll try anything *once.* Especially if it'd make my parents *freak.*"
Amoni Steeltower: "Come on!"
Amoni Steeltower: *Jumps onto platform*
Amoni Steeltower: "Whoaaa"
Keith: *"I can show you something you could do that would make your parents freak"* Keith whispers to himself.
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 10 (dex to stay on the platform after jumping onto it)
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 16 (degree -6; failure)
Amoni Steeltower: "WAAAHG!"
Miri: "Ha, *wow.* I hope *that's* not part of 'butt sumo.'"
Amoni Steeltower: 💦
Keith: "Keep your head above the water!" Keith exclaims, exasperated
Amoni Steeltower: *Rises out of water an whips hair & fur*
Miri: _claps at the sight. "Lemme give it a try!"_
Miri: _clambers onto the platform herself._
Miri: !g 13
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 10 (degree 3; success)
Miri: "Ha! I'm a *natural*!"
Miri: "So what next?"
Amoni Steeltower: *Trys to get up again*
Amoni Steeltower: *This time not jumping*
Amoni Steeltower: !Groll 10
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 14 (degree -4; failure)
Amoni Steeltower: "BlahG!"
Amoni Steeltower: *Slips off*
Amoni Steeltower: *Tries once more*
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 12
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 9 (degree 3; success)
Amoni Steeltower: "HAHA!"
Amoni Steeltower: "Thrid times the charm baby!"
Cyril: _texts the group: " 👍 "_
Amoni Steeltower: "Huh?"
Amoni Steeltower: "I'll ask about that later..."
Amoni Steeltower: "SO Miri"
Miri: "Yeah?"
Amoni Steeltower: "The objective of butt sumo is that we need to knock each other off with our butts"
Amoni Steeltower: "But only our butts!"
Keith: "oh, this is gonna be good."
Keith: "Good thing I'll be watching... *With my floaties*..."
Amoni Steeltower: "First person to knock the other off three times wins!"
Amoni Steeltower: "You ready Miri?"
Keith: "Can I be the judge?"
Miri: "S-sure! Arrite, let's go!"
Kalos: You each have your ST in 'HP'. and each strike does your thrust in 'damage'
Kalos: you can also dodge and of course, butt parry.
Kalos: if HP reaches 0, you fall
Kalos: brawling skill
Amoni Steeltower: "Count down, Mr. Judge?"
Amoni Steeltower: <@!Keith>
Amoni Steeltower: (My ST is 11 <@!Miri>, yours?)
Amoni Steeltower: (Thr is Thrust right? <@Kalos> ?)
Kalos: yep
Miri: (11 too)
Miri: "Hai-*yaaaa!*"
Miri: !g 15
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 9 (degree 6; success)
Keith: "Ready?-"
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 11
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 6 (degree 5; success)
Keith: "Uh- ER- GO!"
Keith: _Smooth, Keith, real smooth..._
Amoni Steeltower: ( <@!Miri> ?)
Miri: !r 1d6-1
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 1d6-1 for 1 [1d6 = 2]
Amoni Steeltower: (10 hp)
Miri: !g 15
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 9 (degree 6; success)
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 11
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 7 (degree 4; success)
Amoni Steeltower: <@!Miri>
Miri: !r 1d6-1
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 1d6-1 for 1 [1d6 = 2]
Amoni Steeltower: (8)
Miri: !g 15
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 7 (degree 8; success)
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 7 (dodge)
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 13 (degree -6; failure)
Amoni Steeltower: That at medium, I meant light
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 9
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 12 (degree -3; failure)
Miri: !r 1d6-1
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 1d6-1 for 3 [1d6 = 4]
Amoni Steeltower: (4)
Miri: !g 15
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 12 (degree 3; success)
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 11
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 16 (degree -5; failure)
Miri: !r 1d6=1
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 1d61 for 5 [1d6 = 4]
Amoni Steeltower: "BLAAAAAAHG"
Amoni Steeltower: 💦
Miri: *"Woo!"*
Keith: "And Miri wins the round! One out of zero, onto the next round!"
Amoni Steeltower: *Rises out of water*

"God damn Miri"
Amoni Steeltower: *Gets back on to platform*
Amoni Steeltower: "Okay"
Amoni Steeltower: "Lets try this again"

Amoni says this with a smirk
Miri: "You ready to get your *ass* kicked by *my* ass again?"
Miri: !g 15
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 8 (degree 7; success)
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 13 (Butt turns into an airbag, to put it elegantly)
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 13 (degree 0; success)
Miri: !r 1d6-1
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 1d6-1 for 3 [1d6 = 4]
Miri: "Ba-*donk!*"
Amoni Steeltower: (7)
Amoni Steeltower: !groll 13
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 7 (degree 6; success)
Miri: !g 15
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 6 (degree 9; success)
Miri: !r 1d6-1
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 1d6-1 for 1 [1d6 = 2]
Miri: !g 15
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 12 (degree 3; success)
Amoni Steeltower: "Ah! Damnit!"

Tries to stay stablized"
Amoni Steeltower: (5)
Amoni Steeltower: !Groll 13
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 16 (degree -3; failure)
Miri: !r 1d6-1
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 1d6-1 for 4 [1d6 = 5]
Amoni Steeltower: (1)
Amoni Steeltower: !Groll 13
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 16 (degree -3; failure)
Miri: !g 15
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 11 (degree 4; success)
Miri: "Not gonna beat me~"
Amoni Steeltower: 💦
Amoni Steeltower: "Uhg."
Keith: "Miri wins this round!"
Amoni Steeltower: "I guess cheaters never propser huh?"
Keith: "Two out of zero!"
Amoni Steeltower: "Come back or not"
Amoni Steeltower: "Here we go"
Amoni Steeltower: *climbs back up*
Keith: "Ready?"
Amoni Steeltower: !Groll 11
DiscoDude: <@Amoni Steeltower> rolled 16 (degree -5; failure)
Keith: "Uh, go?"
Miri: !r 1d6-1
DiscoDude: <@Miri> rolled 1d6-1 for 2 [1d6 = 3]
Amoni Steeltower: WAHG!
Miri: "And into the water with ya!"
Miri: *"Sploosh!"*
Amoni Steeltower: 💦
Kalos: Miri is crowned victor
Adem Nineball: (I don't know what's more anticlimatic, Keith dropping the countdown, or the serial ammount of bad rolls)
Keith: "Uh... That was a short one"
Amoni Steeltower: *Floats in the water*
Keith: "Miri is the winner! She has the larger butt, clearly!"
Kalos: But what about the true butt-jousting CHamp, Rylex?
Kalos: see the duel of fates
Kalos: next time
Kalos: on SPaceknights!
Cyril: <:alice:345679211144544266>
Amoni Steeltower: "Welp"
Miri: "Larger...butt?" She looks at her own backside self-consciously. "I, uh. I'm not sure if I want that title."
Adem Nineball: BUT WHAT IF, NEXT EPISODE: **RYLEX AND A SECRET CONTENDER!**
Keith: But what if
Amoni Steeltower: "bleeeeurpl"
Kalos: !end