Soul Music - Wheels

'It's about your monkey,' said the man.

Ridcully brightened up. 'Oh, yes?'

'Apparently, erm, he sto- removed some wheels from this gentleman's carriage,' said the Bursar, who was on the depressive side of his mental cycle.

'You sure it was the Librarian?' said the Archchancellor.

'Fat, red hair, says “ook”, a lot?'

'That's him. Oh, dear. I wonder why he did that?' said Ridcully. 'Still, you know what they say . . . a five-hundred-pound gorilla can sleep where he likes.'

'But a three-hundred-pound monkey can give me my bloody wheels back,' said the man, unmoved. 'If I don't get my wheels back, there's going to be trouble.'

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Soul Music - p90