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- ........Test complete.
- Well, time for some news on this final day of November.
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- Jerry Nadler Gives Trump Friday Deadline; Impeachment to Include Russia Collusion
- Jerry Nadler (Olivier Douliery / Getty)
- House Judiciary Committee chairman Rep. Jerry Nadler (D-NY) wrote to President Donald Trump Friday, giving him until Friday, Dec. 6., to answer whether he and his lawyers would participate in the “impeachment inquiry.”
- Kid Rock Goes on Profanity-Laced Rant About Oprah, Joy Behar, Kathy Griffin
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- Jane Fonda Leads Black Friday Climate Change Protest, Targets Farmers and Cattle Ranchers
- Jane Fonda Leads Black Friday Climate Change Protest, Targets Farmers and Cattle Ranchers
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- Comedy Comeback: Louis C.K. Packs Arena in Israel After Admitting He Masturbated in Front of Women
- Louis C.K. Packs Arena in Israel After Admitting He Masturbated in Front of Women
- JEROME HUDSON
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- Video: Pop Star Sia Pays for Strangers’ Groceries Day Before Thanksgiving
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- Ronan Farrow: People Like Hillary Clinton Turn When You Threaten Their ‘Sources of Funding’
- Ronan Farrow: People Like Hillary Clinton Turn When You Threaten Their ‘Sources of Funding’
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- Douglas Brinkley: Impeachment Will Turn Public Support Against Trump — His Corruption Is ‘Deep and Real’
- Brinkley: Impeachment Will Turn Public Support Against Trump
- 716
- Black Friday: Holiday Shopping Gets a Trump Economy Boost
- …Holiday Shopping Gets Trump Economy Boost…
- 145
- …Frenzy Goes Global…
- 483
- ‘Black Friday’ becoming a shadow of its former self in US
- …Wire: Shopping Holiday Shadow of Its Former Self in USA
- BET Founder Bob Johnson: No Democrat Candidate Can Defeat Trump
- BET Founder: No Democrat Candidate Can Defeat Trump
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- 842
- Korean Pop Stars Convicted of Gang Rape, Sharing Secretly Filmed Rape Videos
- Korean Pop Stars Convicted of Gang Rape, Sharing Secretly Filmed Rape Videos
- 87
- ‘The Irishman’ Review: Martin Scorsese’s Eulogy to a Wasted Life
- 482
- WATCH: Gee Whiz: Peeing Dog Celebration Costs Ole Miss in Egg Bowl
- ‘Peeing Dog’ Touchdown Celebration Costs Football Team Game
- 1830
- UFC’s Jake Matthews Signs Fight Contract in Blood
- UFC’s Jake Matthews Signs Fight Contract in Blood
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- Flames’ Peters resigns over decade-old racial slur claim
- Flames’ Coach Peters Resigns over Decade-Old Racial Slur Claim
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- London Bridge Terror: Police Shoot Knifeman, Two Killed
- London Bridge Terror: Police Shoot Knifeman, Two Victims Dead, Several Injured
- OLIVER JJ LANE
- San Francisco Gripped by Record Cold on Thanksgiving
- San Francisco Gripped by Record Cold on Thanksgiving
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- Democrats Applaud Martin O’Malley’s Thanksgiving Tirade, Ignore His Disastrous Policies
- …Dems Applaud Thanksgiving Tirade
- 800
- Cuccinelli Leaves Pub After Democrat Former Gov. O’Malley Berates Him…
- 3710
- Chicago Democrat Resigns amid Federal Corruption Probe
- 327
- Kamala Campaign Staff Admit: ‘We Still Do Not Have a Real Plan to Win’
- 2003
- Bloomberg Snaps Up Top Staffer from Kamala’s Campaign
- 552
- Democrat Yarmuth: Impeachment Will Fail
- 189
- Cotton on Peace Talks with Taliban: We Need Them to Work with Us
- 43
- Ex-Bank Exec Linked to Trump Commits Suicide
- 189
- Blue State Blues: White House Should Boycott Jerry Nadler’s Impeachment Farce
- 2888
- Nolte: Taylor Swift’s Problems Should Remind Every American to Be Thankful
- 1469
- Director Linklater: Trump Avoids War So He ‘Can’t Just Watch TV and Tweet’
- 257
- Judge Upholds Charges that Could Put Harvey Weinstein Away for Life
- 58
- Clarence Thomas Slams Biden-led Confirmation Hearings in Documentary
- 41
- NBC Fires Gabrielle Union over Alleged Racism… Celebs Defend
- 390
- Hong Kong Holds Trump ‘Rocky Balboa’ Posters at Thanksgiving Rally
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- China Orders Hong Kong to ‘Sober Up’ and Obey ‘the Motherland’ After U.S. Passes Act
- Penis.
- 73
- Afghanistan President: Defeating Baghdadi More Significant than Bin Laden
- 293
- Iran Blames CIA Conspiracy for Recent Riots
- 334
- Dozens of Islamic State Terrorists Surrender in Afghanistan
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- Iraq: Prime Minister Resigns After Two Months of Protests
- 75
- London Bridge Attack Comes as Knife Crime Up 80%
- 3033
- Dutch Police: Several People Wounded in Hague Stabbing
- Dutch Police: Several People Wounded in Hague Stabbing
- Spook Sentenced to Life for Strangling White Woman to Death During Botched Burglary
- Charles Martel
- He didn't realize she was in the house.
- Wisconsin Teenaper to be Tried as Adult for Killing His White Cheerleader GF
- Charles Martel
- Diverse Trio Arrested After Missing White Man’s Body is Recovered
- Charles Martel
- UK: Islamic Chap Detained for Life for Stabbing Three Whites on New Year’s Eve
- Charles Martel
- UK: Gentleman with a Quintessentially British Name Stabs Social Worker to Death
- Charles Martel
- Guilty Verdict for Colored Teen Who Stabbed His White Girlfriend 43 Times
- Charles Martel
- Homicide Charges Filed Against Drunk Dindu Who Crashed Into and Killed Two White Men
- Charles Martel
- Mississippi: Hideous Negress Fatally Shoots White Woman
- Charles Martel
- Spic Gang Member Identified as Suspect Who Shot and Killed White Father of Two
- Charles Martel
- Pennsylvania: Moslem Uber Driver Found Guilty of Raping Drunk Passenger
- ...........Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- NOV 30
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 81°44°
- 20%
- WSW 15 mph 77%
- SUN
- DEC 1
- Sunny
- 66°36°
- 0%
- N 12 mph 35%
- MON
- DEC 2
- Sunny
- 63°38°
- 0%
- NNE 8 mph 41%
- TUE
- DEC 3
- Mostly Sunny
- 70°45°
- 0%
- SW 11 mph 51%
- WED
- DEC 4
- Partly Cloudy
- 70°51°
- 0%
- NNE 6 mph 58%
- THU
- DEC 5
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 73°53°
- 20%
- SSW 10 mph 77%
- FRI
- DEC 6
- Mostly Sunny
- 67°47°
- 0%
- N 14 mph 60%
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- DEC 7
- Partly Cloudy
- 64°49°
- 10%
- E 6 mph 67%
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- DEC 8
- Partly Cloudy
- 72°55°
- 10%
- SSW 12 mph 72%
- MON
- DEC 9
- AM Showers
- 67°44°
- 30%
- NNW 12 mph 63%
- TUE
- DEC 10
- Mostly Sunny
- 63°43°
- 20%
- NNW 10 mph 51%
- WED
- DEC 11
- Mostly Sunny
- 65°47°
- 20%
- SW 8 mph 54%
- THU
- DEC 12
- Partly Cloudy
- 69°50°
- 20%
- SSW 11 mph 62%
- FRI
- DEC 13
- Sunny
- 69°46°
- 20%
- W 11 mph 53%
- SAT
- DEC 14
- Mostly Sunny
- 65°44°
- 10%
- NW 10 mph 49%
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- Current threat: The wood chopping Negro. 🪓👴🏿
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- Jovana Rikalo
- Imagine being a talentless whore, living in the frozen wastelands of Siberia and having your only future prospects be to become a prostitute so you can have some potatoes to eat or being mauled by a polar bear. Imagine having no skills, talent or willingness to work and acquire either, but still wanting to make money without getting off your fat ass or using your brain. What do you do in this situation? Well, I can tell you what one person did - Steal fucking everything and hope no one ever finds out (they will).
- Jovana Riaklo is the internet's least talented artists, but one of its most prolific plagiarists, having built a "career" off of stealing the ideas of other online photographers, copying what they do in a miserably inept fashion, and aggressively marketing her pilfered intellectual property as stock images to every rag of a news site online willing to pay her the standard going rate of a Siberian photographer that consist of half a vodka bottle, one beet and a wall mounted jesus icon.
- (( SOME WHORES ARE FROZEN - DEAL WITH IT ))
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- Time for some quotes. I seriously hope they're funny.....
- <Sonique> you know you've just experienced an odd moment at 3:30am when you're completely naked making an away msg for aim and your dad (clothed only in breifs) strolls by, waves, and says, "i thought i smelled something. oh well, night!", and walks off
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- <zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
- <Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained
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- Miss La La at the Cirque Fernando is an 1879 oil-on-canvas painting by French Impressionist artist Edgar Degas. The mixed-race acrobat caused a sensation when she performed at the Cirque Fernando in Montmartre, Paris. In this painting, she is shown suspended from the rafters of the circus dome by a rope clenched between her teeth. Degas sought out such striking modern subjects, concentrating on figures in arresting poses; he may have also been seeking to emulate paintings by Italian artists such as Tiepolo in painting a highly foreshortened figure. In January 1879, he made a series of drawings at the Cirque Fernando, including a pastel study of Miss La La, now in the Tate's collection, which culminated in this painting. The viewer sees the spectacle as the audience would have done, gazing up at the daring feat taking place above. The painting is now in the collection of the National Gallery in London.
- Painting credit: Edgar Degas
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- Bye. I'm gonna go tell my Muslim friend Saeed Omaruakbar to fuck himself. Considering Muslims are so horny, he'll probably do it.
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