It is physically impossible to simp for {streamer name}.
Simp means Sucker Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. A man is only a simp if the girl he is after has a mediocre pussy, but this pussy is a goddess pussy, at worst. I will continue to donate 50% of my paycheck to {streamer name} because I know that it’s not simping. {streamer name} if you see this I love you please text me back.