Mr.Skeltal

using System;
using System.Threading;

class Program
{
    public static void doot1()
    {
        Console.WriteLine(
"     wW8B#0&pgn" + "\n" +
"    0R0MM00QQMN&," + "\n" +
"  pMNNNMM0NMMMNB#%" + "\n" +
" gBMMM#MMMMM0MM00&," + "\n" +
" d0MM#MNMMMMMM0MNM0" + "\n" +
" NM#00NMN#MN0NMMNMH," + "\n" +
"  DN0MMMMM&#NMM##MMQ_" + "\n" +
"   #000#0MB0#N00NM0&%" + "\n" +
"    NN0MM0&000M0MF`" + "\n" +
"     $0MMMN0MBBNm" + "\n" +
"      B#M0~F~^0$T    #" + "\n" +
"       D      4  -&qW" + "\n" +
"       #~     ~   ~'`" + "\n" +
"      ^,    _#W" + "\n" +
"       ~wM~#&`~^  Qz" + "\n" +
"         ~    ;DQK#F" + "\n" +
"           - IN0M#0" + "\n" +
"                ,,aT" + "\n" +
"                         :-" + "\n" +
"                       &p ($ _" + "\n" +
"                        W  ~Qk" + "\n" +
"                        0m8  E&_" + "\n" +
"                        BMExK \"ME" + "\n" +
"                        TQ9    W~Rm" + "\n" +
"                        4&&W# W  ~0Q_" + "\n" +
"                        MMVJF_ -  ~DB&" + "\n" +
"                         #& FK8]g   )0Km" + "\n" +
"                          z  i0 ]&   ^#Q," + "\n" +
"                             `   `    &MBM#&mM" + "\n" +
"                          #gp   -     #$#00GB0" + "\n" +
"                           #0M        q#Q&0M&^" + "\n" +
"                            ^        4M&M0M#~" + "\n" +
"                                      =KF~\"\""
);
    }

    public static void doot2()
    {
        Console.WriteLine(
"                                  _gpgMMKQQu" + "\n" +
"                                _Q0B0#00NM0NNc" + "\n" +
"                                y80NN0#M0MMMMMp" + "\n" +
"                               M0M0QM0MMM#0#NNM&" + "\n" +
"                              jNM#N#MMM0MM#0MM&K" + "\n" +
"                             p0gMMN0MMMNNMN0M00P" + "\n" +
"                            N#MKNBM0BMMMMNMMRV\"" + "\n" +
"                            ~#000NNN0M0MNNMB&^" + "\n" +
"                              9D#BM0N00NNBM#Y" + "\n" +
"                               iM#NDMM0NMM0`" + "\n" +
"                          *a   1~#X~&F&MM8^" + "\n" +
"                           B0mm  4     w4D" + "\n" +
"                             `   /      &" + "\n" +
"                                 ##Q,  ,~W^" + "\n" +
"                             N   S^MP\"P~^" + "\n" +
"                             Q0pN,_   :" + "\n" +
"                             \"TMMD7" + "\n" +
"                            ~q,," + "\n" +
"                     ,%       ~" + "\n" +
"                    _B%1*/" + "\n" +
"                  %#'  3$" + "\n" +
"                _g0M  0#m" + "\n" +
"               :#9 ^8FWQn" + "\n" +
"              p8-a  ~_s0" + "\n" +
"            mkZ  F^T$*&#`" + "\n" +
"          pM8%   - DZ &#" + "\n" +
"        aaWF~  ,!3#\"# 0" + "\n" +
"        p#0   .#  R ` P" + "\n" +
"  mmggQBN&          -" + "\n" +
"  wNNMMNQN-    ~   ,q&" + "\n" +
"   NMMM#QN%       =MMT" + "\n" +
"    30Q00&G        ~~" + "\n" +
"      7Q0~"
);
    }

    static void Main()
    {
        Console.SetWindowSize (80, 34);
        for (int i = 0; i < 4; i++)
        {
            Console.Clear();

            doot1();
            Console.Beep(277 * 2, 250);
            Console.Clear();

            doot2();
            Console.Beep(262 * 2, 250);
            Thread.Sleep(500);
            Console.Clear();

            doot1();
            Console.Beep(277 * 2, 250);
            Console.Clear();

            doot2();
            Console.Beep(440, 250);
            Thread.Sleep(500);
            Console.Clear();

            doot1();
            Console.Beep(440, 250);
            Console.Clear();

            doot2();
            Console.Beep(415, 250);
            Thread.Sleep(500);
            Console.Clear();

            doot1();
            Console.Beep(440, 250);
            Console.Clear();

            doot2();
            Console.Beep(370, 250);
            Thread.Sleep(500);
        }
    }
}