Missy - Vaporizes aliens with lipstick beam

The Moon Men came thundering up the side of the crater, waving their axes and scimitars about. They roared bloodthirstily and Missy sighed.

‘Awful people,’ she said, and then eradicated them on the spot with her deadly lipstick.

The children stared dumbstruck at the empty patch of airless void where the Moon Men had been.

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Absentmindedly Missy took out her lipstick and adjusted the setting. She wondered about blasting one of the children’s spouses into nothingness. Just for the thrill of it. Just to focus their attention a little. She pointed the deadly lipstick at Peter’s wife and it hummed menacingly.

‘Don’t you dare vaporise anyone,’ said Jack warningly.

‘You do remember then,’ said Missy. ‘You remember your old governess and what she can do, don’t you?’

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