Hogfather - Duck

The gnome held up some rather small hand bells and waved them nervously. They went glingleglingleglingle, in a very sad way.

“Good, eh? That was me. I’m the Glingleglingleglingle Fairy.”

“Get out.”

“I also do sparkly fairy dust effects that go twing too, if you like…”

“Go away!”

“How about ‘The Bells of St. Ungulant’s’?” said the gnome desperately. “Very seasonal. Very nice. Why not join in? It goes: ‘The bells [clong] of St. [clang]…’”

Ridcully scored a direct hit with the rubber duck, and the gnome escaped through the bath overflow. Cursing and spontaneous hand bell ringing echoed away down the pipes.

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Hogfather - p357