Daniel give me coffee

Daniel… give me the coffee. I don’t know how many times i have to tell you this. If you don’t give me that coffee right now i will literally bop you on the head. I really will. Daniel!! Don’t drink my coffee!!! Give me back my coffee or i will toss your iPad out the window. Im not joking. I really will. Daniel you’re too young to even be drinking coffee in the first place. Ok, let’s make a deal. If you give me the coffee, i will give you ehhhhhhhh… $20. Oh that’s not enough? Too bad! OH NO! I SPILLED ON ME! AAAAAAA! MOOOOM!!! WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?! Daniel wouldn’t give me my coffee and i and i aaaaaaAAaaaA!!! Daniel. Give her the coffee. No. What?! What did you say young man? I said no, you old woman. Where did you learn such mean words?! Uhhhh… nowhere…? I don’t believe that. Let me check your search history. Noooo!!! Mom don’t i swear I’ll tell you! Aha. I knew i could trick you into doing it. Trick me?! Trick ME?!?? Yes-uh i mean no-yes-no. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS MOM WAAAAAA IM MOVING OUT! Daniel you’re 5—*SLAM* why does everyone hate me? You know what? Next time Amelia gets coffee, I’ll spill it on her on purpose! MUAHAHAHA!! Daniel what are you doing in there?! Uhh—nothing. Daniel you’re so bad at lying. Ugh, i know. Maybe if you gave me back my coffee i wouldn’t be like this. Come on Amelia don’t be like that… But it’s true!! No it’s not. Yes it is. No, *pulls out gun* it is not. What is going on?! AaaAaaaA I don’t even know!!! Daniel… put the gun down. No. I’ll call the police. Too bad you don’t know their number. Yes i do it’s 911– oh wait we’re on a trip to Britain.. never mind you are right. But-but I’ll find their number and once I do I’ll call them on you! Really? Yeah! Really?! Yeah!! Really?!? Oh hold on it was a nerf gun all along. 999 what is your emergency? Never mind it’s all handled with. Ma’am what is this, a prank? A copypasta? Yeah just for that well take you in. What?! I didn’t even do a crime! Noooo!! Amelia.. im sorry—HA! You? Sorry? Oh man you’re funny you know that? You’re ok?-OF COURSE IM NOT OK IF YOU GAVE ME THE COFFEE NONE OF THIS WOULD’VE HAPPENED! I-*crying* I’m sorry. Sorry isn’t enough. Then what is? Hmmm… I think I may have an idea… *at Amelia’s room* Why would you make me do your chores-You missed a spot. What?! I said you missed a spot-*Mom comes in* Oh hey mom! What is going on? Nothing…-ITS HER FAULT! OH MY FAULT IF YOU GAVE ME THE COFFEE-ENOUGH!! Im back. I forgive you Daniel. You too Amelia. [FADE OUT]