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- Here's the news, Jews, don't lose, cause I'm Tom Cruise.
- POLITICO: The New, Breitbart-Backed Hunter Biden Film
- Is a Sign of the Political Wars to Come
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- Politico, the establishment media outlet that ran a now-debunked headline calling the reporting on Hunter Biden’s laptop produced in the waning weeks of the 2020 presidential election “Russian disinfo,” published a headline on the eve of the worldwide launch of “My Son Hunter,” calling the movie “a sign of the political wars to come.”
- Laurence Fox: The Breitbart Interview
- From Legendary Theatre Family ➡️️ T.V. Star ➡️️ Canceled Culture Warrior ➡️️ Star Turn as Hunter Biden
- ’My Son Hunter’ Lead Set to Become New Media Pioneer…
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- …Fox: Film ‘a Gangster Comedy’ About the ‘Corrupt’ and ‘Powerful’ Family
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- Exclusive — Senator Josh Hawley Opposes Media Cartel Plan
- Exclusive — Senator Hawley Opposes Media Cartel Plan…
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- Exclusive: Lead GOP Sponsor of Media Cartel Bill John Kennedy Has Expressed Concerns with Proposal
- …Exclusive: Lead GOP Sponsor of Media Cartel Bill Has Expressed Concerns with Proposal…
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- …Cotton: ‘Every Conservative Should Oppose’ Zombie Media Cartel Bill
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- Marsha Blackburn: JCPA Allows Big Media and Big Tech to Collude on Censorship
- Zombie Bill Media Cartel Stalks Washington
- Blackburn: JCPA Allows Big Media, Big Tech to Collude on Censorship
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- Ron DeSantis Ad: ‘You Protected Our Right to Worship Together in Person’
- DeSantis Ad: ‘You Protected Our Right to Worship Together in Person’
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- Poll: Democrat Patty Murray’s Lead Dips Below 3 Points in Washington Senate Race
- Poll: Democrat Patty Murray’s Lead Dips Below 3 Points in Washington Senate Race
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- New UK Govt: Thérèse Coffey Appointed Health Minister in Liz Truss Cabinet
- The Epitome Of Health: Thérèse Coffey Appointed Wellness Minister in Liz Truss Cabinet
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- McConnell Remains Silent on Biden’s Speech Attacking MAGA Movement
- McConnell Remains Silent on Biden’s Speech Attacking MAGA Movement
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- Poll: 62 Percent Say Joe Biden Consulted, Perhaps Profited
- Poll: 62 Percent Say Joe Biden Consulted, Perhaps Profited
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- Watch – John Fetterman Struggles Incoherently in Speech Again
- Watch – John Fetterman Struggles Incoherently in Speech Again
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- Jennifer Lawrence: 'I Can't F**k with People Who Aren't Political'
- Jennifer Lawrence: 'I Can't F**k with People Who Aren't Political'
- 2,500
- Police: Body of Missing Heiress Eliza Fletcher Found
- Police: Body of Missing Heiress Eliza Fletcher Found
- 4,790
- POLITICO: 'My Son Hunter' a Sign of the Political Wars to Come
- POLITICO: 'My Son Hunter' a Sign of the Political Wars to Come
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- Barr: Special Master Ruling Wrong, Will Be Overturned if DOJ Appeals
- Barr: Special Master Ruling Wrong, Will Be Overturned if DOJ Appeals
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- Kathy Griffin Promises 'Civil War' If Voters Elect Republicans
- Kathy Griffin Promises 'Civil War' If Voters Elect Republicans
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- Dropkick Murphys Singer Ken Casey Attacks MAGA in Profane Rants
- Dropkick Murphys Singer Ken Casey Attacks MAGA in Profane Rants
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- Judge Grants Trump's Request for Special Master Review of Seized Items
- Judge Grants Trump's Request for Special Master Review of Seized Items
- Pavement Ape Stabs and Runs Over White Man in Parking Lot of Union Bank.
- Oh my god, monkeys! Stop driving cars!
- Negress (Tranny?) Shoots at Woman's Kids While Visiting Her House.
- Negro Cop Denied Job Back After Having Sex with Woman of Whom He Was Helping at Animal Shelter.
- Negro Gets 7 Years After Setting House Ablaze with 3 People in it.
- ............ Weather!
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- Some clouds. Low 72F. Winds SSW at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
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- Current threat: rAIDS. 👱🏼
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- Aquaphilia
- Aquaphilia is a perversion that infests the brains of sexual deviants, mainly those of gays and school swimming coaches. Not to be confused with watersports, it's basically a fetish for having oneself submerged in water and seeing others underwater. It also draws connections to other paraphilias and has a slew of unique side interests of its own.
- If you're having fun at the beach or in a public pool, be on the lookout for a sick fuck who appears overly fixated on you while you're enjoying one or more of the following activities:
- Seeing how long you can stay underwater for.
- Having an underwater breath holding contest with another person.
- Playfully dunking your friend underwater, or being dunked under by others.
- Swimming or surfing in a speedo or wetsuit.
- Swimming or diving while wearing goggles, flippers, or other diving gear.
- Sunbathing in a speedo or similar swimwear.
- Pool wrestling.
- Skinny dipping at the lake.
- Swimming underwater laps at the Y.
- Taking a bath while leaving the curtains open.
- Performing sexual acts in an apartment complex hot tub after they lock the gates for the night.
- Like all other sexually-themed mental diseases, it goes far and beyond the list above, all the way from drowning yourself for sport to turning your favorite balloon animal into an inflato-date. And of course the aquaphiliac "art" galleries aren't complete without participation from the furries, bronies, and scalies.
- (( SWIM SEASON GETS ME WET ))
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- A juvenile Red-and-green macaw, also known as the green-winged macaw, perched on a tree in the Pantanal, Brazil. Brazil celebrates its Independence Day today.
- Photograph credit: Charles J. Sharp
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- Bye, I'm gonna go lick a 14 year old girl's clit.
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