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- Hey, it's boozecaster ned, I mean newscaster Ned, whatever.. dsjkfjlkdsalk Here's the news.
- NYC Subway's OMNY Payment System Raises Privacy Concerns Over Unauthenticat
- Cybersecurity Breach Leads to Shutdown of World's Leading Astronomical Tele
- Netanyahu Suggests Deporting 'Asylum'-seeking Migrants Who Rioted
- U.N. Nuclear Agency Regrets ‘No Progress’ as Iran Ignores Commitments
- Zelensky Replaces Defence Minister Amid Corruption Scandals
- Steve Harwell, Former Singer of Smash Mouth, Enters Hospice Care at Age 56
- NYT: Hebrew 'Symbolizes Far-right Israeli Militarism'
- German Chancellor Pictured With Eyepatch After Jogging Accident
- Report: AI-Generated Mushroom Foraging Guides Are All Over Amazon
- Kanye West Banned From Venice Boats For Life After Lewd Public Display
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- D.C. Grocery Store Removes Brand Names from Shelves to Prevent Theft
- Shoplifting up ‘Tenfold in the Last 5 Years’
- All Customers Must Show Receipts to Security at Door
- WASHINGTON, DC - AUGUST 31: A sign announcing a new receipt checking policy in the Anacostia store as Giant Foods grocery is making some changes to their stores to address organized retail crime, in Washington, DC. (Photo by Bill O'Leary/The Washington Post via Getty Images)
- A Giant grocery store in Southeast Washington, DC, has removed name brands like Advil, Colgate, and Tide from its shelves to better prevent a spike in theft.
- Pennsylvania High School Football Player Collapses During Game
- Pennsylvania High School Football Player Collapses During Game
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- Manhunt Underway for Illegal Alien Killer Who Escaped PA Prison
- Manhunt Underway for Illegal Alien Killer Who Escaped PA Prison
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- WSJ Poll Finds Donald Trump 'Dead-Even' with President Biden
- WSJ Poll Finds Donald Trump 'Dead-Even' with President Biden
- 1,674
- Van Drew: Biden Thinking of Housing Migrants Near Security Operations
- Van Drew: Biden Thinking of Housing Migrants Near Security Operations
- 2,363
- Sanctuary City NYC: Migrant Arrested 6 Times for Violent Crimes in 2 Months
- 456
- Brazile: Like Reagan, Obama — Trump Is a Movement 'We Have to Respect'
- Brazile: Like Reagan, Obama — Trump Is a Movement 'We Have to Respect'
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- Poll Shows Trump Dominating GOP Primary Field: 'No Formidable Challenger'
- Poll Shows Trump Dominating GOP Primary Field: 'No Formidable Challenger'
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- Biden: 'I Haven't Had the Occasion to Go to East Palestine'
- Biden: 'I Haven't Had the Occasion to Go to East Palestine'
- 2,196
- Lady Gaga Dedicates Performance of Single 'Born This Way' to 'Trans Rights'
- Lady Gaga Dedicates Performance of Single 'Born This Way' to 'Trans Rights'
- 766
- Health Officials Recommend Masks for Labor Day Travelers
- Health Officials Recommend Masks for Labor Day Travelers
- Monkey Who Shot a Bunch of White People Now Charged in Shooting of Old Woman.
- Send him back to the Pleistocene!
- Sow Charged in Burning Death of 4 Toddlers in Random Home.
- Niglet Found Dead in Freezer After CPS Calls Over 14 Times.
- Bond Denied for Pack of Genetic Throwbacks Who Shot up Clarendon County Grad Party.
- Red Haired Negress Arrested After Shooting Her (Probably White) Husband to Death.
- Bonobo Arrested for Shooting White Castle Employee.
- Niglodyte Arrested After Running Over CPD Officer With Stolen Car.
- ............. The weather's starting to get a little spoooooooooooooooooooky lately. 👻
- Today
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- Sunrise
- 7:08 am
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- 7:49 pm
- Mon 04 | Night
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- Tue 05
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- Wed 06
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- Sun 17
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- Current threat: Pumpkin Spice Latté. ☕
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- Dilbert
- Dilbert is a comic strip by pot-addled high-IQ puppeteer Scott Adams. The strip is highly successful because it attempts to satirize every possible scenario in the business world.
- Dilbert is popular among cubicle dwellers because they can identify with being a worthless wage slave at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder. Ironically, they are worthless wage slaves at the bottom rung of the corporate ladder because they waste all their time reading Dilbert instead of advancing their careers by getting shit done, taking it up the ass from superiors and helping people in senior management bury dead hookers every now and then.
- (( LEAVE IT TO DILBERT'S CREATOR TO GET FIRED ON A SUNDAY ))
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- The Large Plane Trees, also known as Road Menders at Saint-Rémy, is an oil-on-canvas painting by Vincent van Gogh. Painted in 1889 in Saint-Rémy-de-Provence, France, the painting depicts roadworks underneath autumn trees with yellow leaves. The painting is now in the Cleveland Museum of Art in the U.S. state of Ohio. Van Gogh also painted a second version of the scene, titled The Road Menders, which is part of The Phillips Collection in Washington, D.C. Analysis of the paintings has shown that The Large Plane Trees was created first, with The Road Menders being a copy with virtually identical outlines.
- Painting credit: Vincent van Gogh
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go have sex with some mailboxes.
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