barber

barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutlnsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh snacks you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns

kid: dumfayce!

barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个

kid: gaaah!

barber: asnap akayysnns yes sir HnnSNaPaPa nsnns

kid: get outta my face!
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