I basically remade beautiful soup

import urllib2, re
url = "http://{}/".format(raw_input("http://"))
REx = {
    "comments": "<!--(.*)-->",
    "paragraphs": "<p>(.*)<\/p>",
    "inline css paragraphs": "<p.+>(.*)<\/p>",
}
matches = {}
for key in REx: matches[key] = []
sitedata = urllib2.urlopen(url).read()
for pattern in REx:
    result = re.findall(REx[pattern], sitedata)
    for i in result:
        i = i.strip() if pattern == "comments" else i
        matches[pattern].append(i)
print matches #:^)