Totally normal Oliver PLOTS

Oliver Von Burger = O
Ek Von Game = E
Dead Von Hobo = D

Sequences [ACCEPTED]
O : "EK! I'm a genius!"
E : "?"

O : "After reading your series around 10 times, I finally figured out how to read it properely!"
E : "That's nice Oliver."

O : "HA! I bet you're jealous of my geniusness, aren't you?"
E : -Starts walking out of the frame-

O : "NO ONE CAN COMPREHEND MY GENIUSNESS, YOU IMBECILES!"
E : *Speech bubble from outside the frame* "Hello? Is this the mental hospital? Yeah, he's at it again"

Fly rapist. [REJECTED]
O : "Hey Ek"
E : "What's up?"

O : "This is kinda awkard.. B-b-but.."
E : "Did something happen?"

O : ".. I-I-I.. I got raped by a fly.."
E : "That wasn't a fly, that was me."

O : "W-WHY?!"
E : "Because fuck you, that's why."

No name [PENDING]
E : "I NEED A ADULT TO GIVE ME MEDICINE!"
D : "I'm an doctor, please tell me your symptoms!"

E : "Blablablabla"
D : "Okay, from the info I've gathered, it seems that you're pregnant, and you have a severe case of AIDS."

E : "So what I'm supposed to do, doctor?"
D : "Well, I'm going to get some pizza rolls"

E : "W-Wait what?! DOCTOR, COME BACK!"
D : -Leaves the frame and is humming-

E : -Crying / devastated-
O : "Hey Ek, why is there a fat American doctor rumaging through our stuff with a bewildered look in his eyes?"

E : "O-O-Oliver.. Will you take me as a bride? I have been molested by AIDS and pregnancy.."
O : "Sure, I'll take you as a bride, my love, together we'll conquer this world!"

D : "PIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZAAAAAAA ROOOOOOOOOOOOOLLS!"