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- Alright, folks. Today's news is gonna be a bit different. I'm gonna be taking in some of the emails and answering them.
- Well. That does it. Back to the regular news.
- At Least 4 Injured After Driver Crashes Striking Pedestrians in Boston
- GOP Lawmakers Pushing to Prohibit State-Level Excise Taxes on Guns
- U.N. Urges Canada to Limit Killings Under Euthanasia Program 'MAID'
- Mystal: Every Law Passed Before 1965 Voting Rights Act Unconstitutional
- Hoax Debunked: Claim Black Babies More Likely to Die If Docs White
- Goldberg: Trump Attacks on Free Speech 'Have Nothing to Do with Reality'
- Milley's Shadow Loomed Large at Confirmation Hearing for Joint Chiefs Chair
- Man Arrested for Allegedly Tossing Nails in Driveways of Trump Supporters
- Dems Appointed 92% of Judges Blocking Trump Agenda: 'Judicial Coup D'Etat'
- GA Gov. Expected to Sign 'Riley Gaines Act' Banning Male from Girls' Sports
- Leavitt on Eve of Reciprocal Tariffs: Days of Ripping Off U.S. 'Are Over'
- Democrat Demands Trump 'Return' Deported Gang Members to U.S.
- Monica McNutt Claims Caitlin Clark is Only Popular Because She's White
- Trump's IRS Nears Deal with ICE as DOGE Reportedly Finds Millions in Fraud
- Taiwan Accuses China of Using Fake Companies to Hire Intel Staffers
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- Dems Demand Trump Return Deported Gang Members to USA
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- Rep. Jamie Raskin is demanding that President Donald Trump fly hundreds of suspected gang members back to the United States.
- Lena Dunham Rails Against ‘Horrific Government Abuses’ at Trans Visibility Rally: ‘Trans Libe
- Lena Dunham Rails Against ‘Horrific Government Abuses’ at Trans Rally
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- ESPN’s Monica McNutt Claims Caitlin Clark is Popular Because She’s a ‘White Girl
- Monica McNutt Claims Caitlin Clark is Only Popular Because She's White
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- Report: Democrat Sen. Cory Booker’s Staffer Arrested for Carrying Gun on Capitol Grounds as S
- Sen. Cory Booker's Staffer Arrested for Carrying Gun on Capitol Grounds
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- Jayapal: We’re Training Americans to Take Down Potential Trump Dictatorship
- Jayapal: We're Training Americans to Take Down Potential Trump Dictatorship
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- Elon Musk Previews DOGE Looking into Wealth of Lawmakers: ‘How Do they Become Rich?’
- Elon Musk Previews DOGE Looking into Wealth of Lawmakers
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- Headquarters of New Mexico Republican Party Targeted in ‘Deliberate Act of Arson’
- New Mexico GOP Headquarters Targeted in 'Deliberate Act of Arson'
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- Canada Slaps Tariffs on Flamethrowers, Manatee Meat, Fake Beards, and Live Monkeys in Response to T
- Canada Slaps Tariffs on Flamethrowers, Manatee Meat, Fake Beards
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- Dem Sen. Cory Booker Speaking on Senate Floor for More Than 13 Hours:
- Dem Sen. Cory Booker Speaking on Senate Floor For More Than 13 Hours
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- Police: Kansas Man Vandalized Disabled Teen’s Tesla
- Police: Kansas Man Vandalized Disabled Teen's Tesla
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- Iran Threatens Strike on Strategic U.S. Base in Indian Ocean
- Iran Threatens Strike on Strategic U.S. Base in Indian Ocean
- Monkey Marine Gets Life After Killing His Mudshark Oceanside Wife.
- They argued about mounting bills of course.
- North Miami Nigforme Rapes 10-Year-Old Girl.
- Negro NFL Player Michael Irvin Investigated for Sexual Assault.
- Gorilla Arrested in Kings County After Breaking into Woman's House and Raping Her.
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- Partly cloudy and windy this evening. Cloudy with diminishing winds late. Low 71F. Winds S at 20 to 30 mph. Winds could occasionally gust over 40 mph.
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- Current threat: Canadians. 💂🏻♂️
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- The Fairly OddParents
- The Fairly OddParents (a.k.a. The Jumpy SharkParents) is one of many Nickelodeon cartoons that have gone from lulzy to shit in no time flat. Starring a ten-year-old boy with wish-granting fairies that either nag, bitch or almost kill everyone, they spend each episode solving a problem he himself wished for, when in reality, he could've just not wished it to begin with, but the hurrdurr's 10-year-old curiosity doesn't follow logic, and that's why we have a show.
- Despite the already ridiculous concept and shit animation, the series only got worse as it went on, surprising right? It evolved from just being boring into a plague of cookie cutter writing and repetitive gags, and came up with new and exciting ways to insult us and keep the plot going like it was punishment to even deny its god-like influence.
- Some argue the series' downfall began with the introduction of Poof, a fairy baby who Timmy wished for that could divide the universe by zero when it shit its pants, and because Nickelodeon didn't have enough mpreg in its lineup. Others say that it was the unimaginably unnecessary live-action movie and its Christmas spinoff which said "Hey, we can kill Drake Bell's acting career more, right?". Others blamed it on this magic dog that does nothing more than... Well, be a dog. But a maaaaaaaagic dog. But you would be wrong, as it hit rock fucking bottom when Mary Sue, under the alias Chloe Carmichael, started sharing with Timmy's faries. Remember when it was established that only miserable kids got fairies? Well, season 10 yelled "FUCK THAT!"
- It's quite apparent at this point Butch Hartman and his ex-friend and FOP writer Steve Marmel just wants to end the series and work on other projects such as Danny Phantom, but Nick keeps ordering more seasons. The fact that it's still running today is amazing, especially when compared to Nick's other lovechild SpongeBob SquarePants, which, while also running for too fucking long, still continues to air episodes and make a shitload of money, whereas FOP is hardly acknowledged by Nick anymore, has one of the most erratic schedules seen in an animated show, and generates practically no revenue whatsoever, making it a wonder it's lasted this long despite the fact nobody cares about the show anymore. Regardless, all that matters now is that the show currently sucks, going above and beyond its intended call of duty, gaining its infamy by making its own "IF I HAD ONE" meme early on.
- (( Wands And Wings; Butts That Sting ))
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- A ghillie suit is a type of camouflage clothing designed to resemble the background environment, such as foliage. Typically, it is a net or cloth garment covered in loose strips of burlap (hessian), cloth, twine, or jute sometimes made to look like leaves and twigs, and optionally augmented with foliage from the area. Military personnel, police, hunters, and nature photographers may wear a ghillie suit to blend into their surroundings and to conceal themselves from enemies or targets. The suit gives the wearer's outline a three-dimensional breakup, rather than a linear one. When manufactured correctly, the suit will move in the wind in the same way as surrounding foliage. Some ghillie suits are made with light and breathable material that allows a person to wear a shirt underneath. This photograph of a wildlife photographer in a ghillie suit, standing and holding a camera, was taken in a forest in the Jura Mountains near Marchissy, Switzerland.
- Photograph credit: Giles Laurent
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- Well I'm beat. I was out late partying with your mom so I'm gonna try to sleep now. Bye, guys.
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