Open Letter 2 AT&T starbucks et. al, by C. Snorlax XV

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On This Day of His Holiness,
the Dalai Lama Him Self : :

THURSDAY MAY 2, 2556 BE

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Dear AT&T Wireless ( WiFi ) Provider for the Venerable "Starbucks" Coffee Conglomerate, of Pike's Place fame,

While I understand you have:

a) Shareholder meetings to attend to wherein you must answer to a legion of part-owners re: maximizing profitability,

b) No real recourse to a demand by an officiating body or authorised agency or representative agent thereof,

and,

c) No real compulsion to learn from the historic re-enactment of the anti-trust imbroglio that subsequently gave birth to the so-called "Baby Bells",

suffice it to say that:

Blocking me by MAC address is ONLY going to piss 00:26:08:2F:DC:CF ( not his real name ) off, & vice-versa.

For one thing, he is a disabled person on Social Security, & for another thing, blacklisting him is discriminatory at best, & either anti-Semitic or just plain downright racist, at worst.

This type of cold, calculating, manipulative behavior constitutes emotional harassment & has been reported to the Jewish anti-Defamation League for further investigation.

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One last thought:

The Internet was • designed • to route around this kind of censorship, among other things, at least according to my sources at D.A.R.P.A. & the Department of Defense.

Sincerely,

Chortles "Neckbeard" Snorlax XV

"...runt of the Snorlaxian litter..."

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p.s. If you want to know more about what happened to the FIRST fourteen Chortles "Neckbeard" Snorlaxes, may I simply refer you to the Futurama episode, "Death by Snu-Snu!".

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Thank You for Your Consideration.