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- So how about that Chinky Olympics amirite?... Still watching it?
- Biden Promises to ‘Work Like the Devil’ to Bring Down Gas Prices After Strategic Oil Reserve Release Fails
- biden gas prices
- President Joe Biden promised Monday to continue working to bring down the price of gasoline, less than three months after his historic release of oil from the strategic oil reserves.
- Joe Biden Warns Russia Invasion Still Possible in Aggressive Speech Against Vladimir Putin
- The Hoax Must Go On:
- Big Joey Keeps Wagging Dog with Aggressive Speech Against Putin
- Tough Guy POTUS Warns Russia Invasion Still Possible…
- …Despite Both Ukraine *AND* Russia Indicating No War ’Imminent’
- 3,216
- Australian PM: China ‘Chillingly Silent’ on Ukraine Crisis
- Australian PM: China ‘Chillingly Silent’ on Ukraine Crisis
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 73
- GOP Sen. Sullivan: Russia Ending Standoff with Ukraine ‘a Head Fake’
- GOP Sen. Sullivan: Russia Ending Standoff with Ukraine ‘a Head Fake’
- TRENT BAKER
- 50
- Breitbart News Daily Podcast Ep. 73: It Was a JOKE! Stupid, Lazy Media Again Distorts Russia/Ukraine Narrative; Guest: Christian Toto on Hollywood’s Rapid Decline
- …BND Podcast: We Told You So (Again)
- 110
- MSNBC’s Reid: If GOP Cared About Kids They’d ‘Muster the Courage to Pass a New Assault Weapons Ban’
- MSNBC’s Reid: If GOP Cared About Kids They’d ‘Muster the Courage to Pass a New Assault Weapons Ban’
- 617
- Fauci: ‘COVID Is Not Done with the United States’
- Fauci: ‘COVID Is Not Done with the United States’
- 190
- Pentagon’s Kirby: Putin ‘Has a Lot of Options Available to Him’ — ‘It Could Happen Any Day’
- 123
- Patriarch of Constantinople Condemns ‘Militarization’ of Ukraine-Russia Border
- 41
- Even as Jury Deliberates, Judge Says He’ll Toss Palin Libel Suit Against New York Times
- WTF? Even as Jury ⚖️ Deliberates, Judge Says He’ll Toss Palin Libel Suit Against New York Times
- Bill Clinton Appointee Claims Palin failed to meet ’actual malice’ standard
- 4,186
- Empire State Manufacturing Survey Shows Inflation Surging in February
- 27
- Bidenflation: Prices Soar Twice as Fast as Expected
- Bidenflation: Prices Soar Twice as Fast as Expected
- 1,923
- Pinkerton: Biden’s Great Reset Goes Through His ‘Woke’ Federal Reserve Nominees
- Pinkerton: Biden’s Great Reset Goes Through His ‘Woke’ Federal Reserve Nominees
- 138
- Report: Disgraced Former New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo Plots Comeback
- 723
- Kevin McCarthy: ‘No Evidence’ that Cloth Masks in School Reduce Spread of Coronavirus
- Kevin McCarthy: ‘No Evidence’ that Cloth Masks in School Reduce Spread of Coronavirus
- 488
- Jim Jordan: Dem’s Number One Election Lawyer Marc Elias ‘Was Involved in Spying’ on Trump
- Jim Jordan: Dem’s Number One Election Lawyer Marc Elias ‘Was Involved in Spying’ on Trump
- 405
- Civiqs Poll: Only 34 Percent of Voters Approve of Biden
- Poll: Only 34 Percent of Voters Approve of Biden
- 325
- Texas Poll: Gov. Greg Abbott Holds 10 Point Lead over Beto O’Rourke
- Texas Poll: Gov. Greg Abbott Holds 10 Point Lead over Beto O’Rourke
- 237
- Joe Biden Delighted by Number of Electric Vehicle Super Bowl Ads
- Joe Biden Delighted by Number of Electric Vehicle Super Bowl Ads
- 467
- D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser Still Forcing Children to Mask Up in School
- D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser Still Forcing Children to Mask Up in School
- 126
- Senate Banking Democrat Wavering over Fed Nominee Ahead of Confirmation Vote
- 42
- Heather Mac Donald: Democrat Soft-on-Crime Policies a ‘Recipe for Destroying Civilization’
- Heather Mac Donald: Democrat Soft-on-Crime Policies a ‘Recipe for Destroying Civilization’
- 37
- Gambino Crime Family Captain Gets Prison for Racketeering Charge
- 83
- BMX Biker Stabs 11 in Albuquerque Rampage, Say Police
- BMX Biker Stabs 11 in Albuquerque Rampage, Say Police
- 365
- VIDEO: ‘Unruly’ Man Subdued After Allegedly Trying to Enter Plane Cockpit
- 80
- Career Criminal Accused of Vicious Manhattan Apartment Murder, Landlord Rips D.A. Alvin Bragg
- Career Criminal Accused of Vicious NYC Apartment Murder, Rips D.A. Bragg
- 143
- Joe Biden Promises to 'Work Like the Devil' to Bring Down Gas Prices
- Joe Biden Promises to 'Work Like the Devil' to Bring Down Gas Prices
- 748
- China Goes All in on Coal: Ramps Power Output to Full Capacity
- China Goes All in on Coal: Ramps Power Output to Full Capacity
- 93
- Prince Andrew Settles out of Court: Agrees ‘Undisclosed Sum’ Payment
- Prince Andrew Settles out of Court: Agrees ‘Undisclosed Sum’ Payment
- 4,398
- Sussmann Lawyers Furious at Durham; Complain About Breitbart Coverage
- Sussmann Lawyers Furious at Durham; Complain About Breitbart Coverage
- 4,275
- Russia Claims Ukraine Standoff Is Over
- Russia Claims Ukraine Standoff Is Over
- 4,795
- Reid: If GOP Cared About Kids They 'Pass a New Assault Weapons Ban'
- Reid: If GOP Cared About Kids They 'Pass a New Assault Weapons Ban'
- 617
- Joe Biden Recalls Putting Dead Dog on Republican Voter's Door Step
- Joe Biden Recalls Putting Dead Dog on Republican Voter's Door Step
- 1,410
- AOC: Expiration of Child Tax Credit to Blame for Rising Crime in NYC
- AOC: Expiration of Child Tax Credit to Blame for Rising Crime in NYC
- 899
- Establishment Media Pan Durham Filings
- Establishment Media Pan Durham Filings
- 1,107
- Trudeau Invokes Emergency Powers to Stop Freedom Convoy Protests
- Trudeau Invokes Emergency Powers to Stop Freedom Convoy Protests
- 2 Baboons and a Sheboon Arrested After Shooting 17-Year-Old White Boy in His Overland Park Apartment.
- Any fried simian this week?
- Negress Bitch Shoots White Man Dead in Evergreen Meadows.
- 2 Neandernigs Arrested After Setting 2 Women on Fire at Texas Convenience Store.
- Negro Severely Beats His Mudshark Girlfriend, Leaving Her Hospitalized.
- Groid Caught With Underage Prostitutes in His Vehicle During Traffic Stop in Kansas City.
- NIGerian Arrested After Setting up Job Employment Scams.
- ............ Well..... Weather.
- Red Flag Warning
- Action Recommended
- Make preparations per the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Description
- ...RED FLAG WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 9 AM TO 8 PM CST THURSDAY FOR WIND AND LOW RELATIVE HUMIDITY FOR SOUTH-CENTRAL TEXAS...
- The National Weather Service in Austin/San Antonio has issued a Red Flag Warning for wind and low relative humidity, which is in effect from 9 AM to 8 PM CST Thursday.
- WINDS...Northwest 15 to 20 mph with gusts up to 35 mph.
- RELATIVE HUMIDITY...As low as 17 percent.
- IMPACTS...
- PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
- A Red Flag Warning means that critical fire weather conditions are either occurring now....or will shortly. A combination of strong winds...low relative humidity...and warm temperatures can contribute to extreme fire behavior.
- More Information
- ...RED FLAG WARNING IN EFFECT FROM 9 AM CST TO 8 PM CST THURSDAY...
- .Near Critical to Critical fire weather conditions are expected across the area during the day on Thursday, as gusty winds and relative humidities in the teens to twenties will be in place. Combined with dry to critically dry fuels across most of the region, high fire danger will exist throughout the day Thursday.
- Wed 16 | Day
- 74°
- 15%
- S 24 mph
- Cloudy with gusty winds. Slight chance of a rain shower. High 74F. Winds S at 20 to 30 mph.
- Humidity
- 72%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:09 am
- Sunset
- 6:19 pm
- Wed 16 | Night
- 63°
- 35%
- S 19 mph
- Cloudy skies early with isolated thunderstorms developing late. Low 63F. Winds S at 15 to 25 mph. Chance of rain 40%. Higher wind gusts possible.
- Humidity
- 88%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 6:29 pm
- Full Moon
- Moonset
- 7:26 am
- Thu 17
- 74°
- /32°
- Mostly Sunny/Wind
- 18%
- NW 22 mph
- Fri 18
- 58°
- /33°
- Sunny
- 0%
- NNE 13 mph
- Sat 19
- 66°
- /40°
- Partly Cloudy
- 1%
- E 8 mph
- Sun 20
- 73°
- /60°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 5%
- S 14 mph
- Mon 21
- 82°
- /60°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 40%
- SSW 14 mph
- Tue 22
- 78°
- /51°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- S 12 mph
- Wed 23
- 57°
- /40°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 30%
- N 17 mph
- Thu 24
- 56°
- /33°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- N 15 mph
- Fri 25
- 59°
- /33°
- Partly Cloudy
- 14%
- NNE 13 mph
- Sat 26
- 63°
- /39°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 12%
- NE 11 mph
- Sun 27
- 65°
- /42°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- NE 10 mph
- Mon 28
- 66°
- /40°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 31%
- NE 11 mph
- Tue 01
- 65°
- /38°
- AM Showers
- 35%
- N 12 mph
- Wed 02
- 65°
- /37°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- NNE 13 mph
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- Current threat: Nosey kikes. 👃🏼
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- Orientexpresssandy
- Deviantart-favicon.png Orientexpresssandy or Sandra is an Austrian drama whore infected with a huge amount of GOTIS, and overall delusional tartlet with an unhealthy obsession with James the Red Engine. A vain character from Thomas the Tank Engine. She's also a model and pole dancer Among other things, she has gone as far as to mindrape her boyfriend into being James for her enjoyment. With an unnaturally huge ego, she’s also a pathological liar and an internet tough guy who can spot trolls when she sees them. (And falling for them in the process.) She will block anyone who doesn’t suck her metaphorical (and literal) cock, considering them haters before running to her army of equally-drugged white knights.
- (( PASSENGERS ARE INSTRUCTED TO NOT APPLY GENITALS TO THE TRAIN ))
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- Gioachino Rossini (29 February 1792 – 13 November 1868) was an Italian composer who was best known for his 39 operas. This 1821 lithograph by the French artist Paul Delaroche is entitled Il signor Tambourossini, which is a combination of Rossini's name with a tambour, or drum. It caricatures Rossini's European reputation as a creator of noise. Tambourossini is seen with trumpet and drum and a screeching magpie, assisted by King Midas, with his ass's ears, both literally trampling on sheet-music and violins, while Apollo, the god of music, makes his escape in the background.
- Credit: Paul Delaroche; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go eat shit from a pelican's asshole.
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