punny

--https://github.com/Mokiros/roblox-FE-compatibility
if game:GetService("RunService"):IsClient() then error("Script must be server-side in order to work; use h/ and not hl/") end
local Player,game,owner = owner,game
local RealPlayer = Player
do print("FE Compatibility code V2 by Mokiros")local RealPlayer=RealPlayer;script.Parent=RealPlayer.Character;local a=function(b)b[1].f[b[2]]=nil end;local c={__index={disconnect=a,Disconnect=a}}local d={__index={Connect=function(b,e)local f=tostring(math.random(0,10000))while b.f[f]do f=tostring(math.random(0,10000))end;b.f[f]=e;return setmetatable({b,f},c)end}}d.__index.connect=d.__index.Connect;local function g()return setmetatable({f={}},d)end;local h={Hit=CFrame.new(),KeyUp=g(),KeyDown=g(),Button1Up=g(),Button1Down=g(),Button2Up=g(),Button2Down=g()}h.keyUp=h.KeyUp;h.keyDown=h.KeyDown;local i={InputBegan=g(),InputEnded=g()}local CAS={Actions={},BindAction=function(self,j,k,l,...)CAS.Actions[j]=k and{Name=j,Function=k,Keys={...}}or nil end}CAS.UnbindAction=CAS.BindAction;local function m(self,n,...)for o,e in pairs(self[n].f)do e(...)end end;h.T=m;i.T=m;local p=Instance.new("RemoteEvent")p.Name="UserInput_Event"p.OnServerEvent:Connect(function(q,r)if q~=RealPlayer then return end;h.Target=r.e;h.Hit=r.d;if not r.f then local s=r.c==Enum.UserInputState.Begin;if r.b==Enum.UserInputType.MouseButton1 then return h:T(s and"Button1Down"or"Button1Up")end;if r.b==Enum.UserInputType.MouseButton2 then return h:T(s and"Button2Down"or"Button2Up")end;for o,t in pairs(CAS.Actions)do for o,u in pairs(t.Keys)do if u==r.a then t.Function(t.Name,r.c,r)end end end;h:T(s and"KeyDown"or"KeyUp",r.a.Name:lower())i:T(s and"InputBegan"or"InputEnded",r,false)end end)p.Parent=NLS([==[local a=script:WaitForChild("UserInput_Event")local b=owner:GetMouse()local c=game:GetService("UserInputService")local d=function(e,f)if f then return end;a:FireServer({a=e.KeyCode,b=e.UserInputType,c=e.UserInputState,d=b.Hit,e=b.Target})end;c.InputBegan:Connect(d)c.InputEnded:Connect(d)local g,h;local i=game:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat;while true do if g~=b.Hit or h~=b.Target then g,h=b.Hit,b.Target;a:FireServer({f=1,Target=h,d=g})end;for j=1,2 do i:Wait()end end]==],script)local v=game;local w={__index=function(self,u)local x=rawget(self,"_RealService")if x then return typeof(x[u])=="function"and function(o,...)return x[u](x,...)end or x[u]end end,__newindex=function(self,u,y)local x=rawget(self,"_RealService")if x then x[u]=y end end}local function z(t,A)t._RealService=typeof(A)=="string"and v:GetService(A)or A;return setmetatable(t,w)end;local B={GetService=function(self,x)return rawget(self,x)or v:GetService(x)end,Players=z({LocalPlayer=z({GetMouse=function(self)return h end},Player)},"Players"),UserInputService=z(i,"UserInputService"),ContextActionService=z(CAS,"ContextActionService"),RunService=z({_btrs={},RenderStepped=v:GetService("RunService").Heartbeat,BindToRenderStep=function(self,j,o,k)self._btrs[j]=self.Heartbeat:Connect(k)end,UnbindFromRenderStep=function(self,j)self._btrs[j]:Disconnect()end},"RunService")}rawset(B.Players,"localPlayer",B.Players.LocalPlayer)B.service=B.GetService;z(B,game)game,owner=B,B.Players.LocalPlayer end

--//      CREATED BY 1x1x1x1IAMbck     \\--
--\\  THX TO GOODGUYAIDEN FOR HELPING  //--

--// Main

player = game:GetService("Players").LocalPlayer
chara = player.Character
chara.Humanoid.MaxHealth = 1
chara.Humanoid.Health = 1
debby = game.Debris
wait(1)
plr = game.Players.LocalPlayer
char = plr.Character
mouse = plr:GetMouse()
whitecolor = Color3.new(1,1,1)
epicmode = false
normal = true
local ColorArray = {ColorSequenceKeypoint.new(0, Color3.new(0/0,0/255,0/255)),ColorSequenceKeypoint.new(1, Color3.new(0/0,0/0,0/0))}
local Player = game.Players.LocalPlayer
local Character = Player.Character
local torso = Character.Torso
local hed = Character.Head
local p = game.Players.LocalPlayer
local char = p.Character

--// Short keys

RArm = Character["Right Arm"]
LArm = Character["Left Arm"]
RLeg = Character["Right Leg"]
LLeg = Character["Left Leg"]

--// Sounds

local trumpet = Instance.new("Sound",char.Torso)
trumpet.SoundId = "rbxassetid://885599310"
trumpet.Volume = 4
trumpet.Looped = false

--// Controls

--// Controls \\--

if 1 then
    local MovesGui=Instance.new("ScreenGui",p:FindFirstChildOfClass("PlayerGui"))
    local Frm=Instance.new("Frame",MovesGui)Frm.BackgroundColor3=Color3.new()Frm.BorderSizePixel=0
    Frm.BackgroundTransparency=.5 Frm.Size=UDim2.new(.3,0,.5,0)local Show=true Frm.Position=UDim2.new(.7,0,.5,0)
    local idk=Instance.new("TextButton",Frm)idk.Size=UDim2.new(.5,0,.1,0)idk.Position=UDim2.new(-.5,0,.8,0)
    idk.Text="Hide"idk.TextStrokeTransparency=0 idk.BackgroundTransparency=.5 idk.BackgroundColor3=Color3.new()
    idk.BorderSizePixel=0 idk.TextColor3=Color3.new(1,1,1)
    idk.MouseButton1Click:connect(function()Show=not Show idk.Text=Show and "Hide"or"Show"end)
    local normal=Instance.new("TextLabel",Frm)normal.Size=UDim2.new(1,0,1,0)normal.TextStrokeTransparency=0
    normal.BackgroundTransparency=1 normal.TextColor3=Color3.new(1,1,1)
    normal.TextXAlignment="Left"normal.TextYAlignment="Top"
    normal.Text=[[Hey kiddo... Wanna hear some jokes?
----------------------------------
*Q    : Puns
*E    : Puns
*R    : Puns
*F    : Teleport


Created By 1x1x1x1IAMbck
Help by GoodGuyAiden
]]
    spawn(function()
    while game:service'RunService'.RenderStepped:wait()do
        Frm.Position=Frm.Position:lerp(UDim2.new(not Show and 1 or .7,0,.5,0),.1)
    end end)
end
--------------------------------------------------------


--// Destroy and Grab Clothes

for i,v in pairs(char:GetChildren()) do
   if v.ClassName == "Shirt" or v.ClassName == "Pants" or v.ClassName == "ShirtGraphic" then
      v:Destroy()
     end
end
local shirt = Instance.new("Shirt",char)
shirt.ShirtTemplate = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=302011210"
local pants = Instance.new("Pants",char)
pants.PantsTemplate = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=305718140"
local bdycolors = char["Body Colors"]
bdycolors.HeadColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.LeftArmColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.LeftLegColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.RightArmColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.RightLegColor3 = whitecolor
bdycolors.TorsoColor3 = whitecolor
for i,v in pairs(char:GetChildren()) do
    if v.ClassName == "Hat" or v.ClassName == "Accessory" then
        v:Destroy()
    end
end

--// Face
char.Head.face.Texture = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=1099475357"


--// Clothes creation

local Hair = char:FindFirstChild("Hair_F") or Instance.new("Hat")
Hair.AttachmentPos = Vector3.new(0, 0.33, 0)
Hair.Name = "Hair_F"
local HairHandle = Hair:FindFirstChild("Handle") or Instance.new("Part", Hair)
if HairHandle.Name ~= "Handle" then
  HairHandle.Size = Vector3.new(1,1,1)
end
HairHandle.BottomSurface = 0
HairHandle.Name = "Handle"
HairHandle.TopSurface = 0
HairHandle.Locked = 1
local Mesh = Hair:FindFirstChild("Mesh") or Instance.new("SpecialMesh", HairHandle)
Mesh.TextureId = ""
Mesh.MeshId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=430073345"
Mesh.TextureId = "http://www.roblox.com/asset/?id=430073362"
Mesh.Scale = Vector3.new(1.1,1.1,1.1)
Mesh.Offset = Vector3.new(0,0,0)
Hair.Parent = Character
HairHandle.BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Really black")
HairHandle.Material = Enum.Material.Granite

local tor = Instance.new("CharacterMesh")
tor.Parent = Character
tor.Name = "Bones"
tor.BodyPart = "Torso"
tor.MeshId = "430072717"
tor.OverlayTextureId = "430072723"

local tor = Instance.new("CharacterMesh")
tor.Parent = Character
tor.Name = "Bones"
tor.BodyPart = "LeftLeg"
tor.MeshId = "430069778"
tor.OverlayTextureId = "430069795"

local tor = Instance.new("CharacterMesh")
tor.Parent = Character
tor.Name = "Bones"
tor.BodyPart = "RightLeg"
tor.MeshId = "430070587"
tor.OverlayTextureId = "430070605"

LArm.Transparency = 1
RArm.Transparency = 1
hed.Transparency = 1



New = function(Object, Parent, Name, Data)
    local Object = Instance.new(Object)
    for Index, Value in pairs(Data or {}) do
        Object[Index] = Value
    end
    Object.Parent = Parent
    Object.Name = Name
    return Object
end

FakeHead = New("Model",chara,"FakeHead",{})
MainPart = New("Part",FakeHead,"MainPart",{BrickColor = BrickColor.new("Institutional white"),Transparency = 1,Size = Vector3.new(2, 1, 1),CFrame = CFrame.new(18, 4.50000381, -6.5, -1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, -1),CanCollide = false,Color = Color3.new(0.972549, 0.972549, 0.972549),})
Mesh = New("SpecialMesh",MainPart,"Mesh",{Scale = Vector3.new(1.25, 1.25, 1.25),})
Weld = New("ManualWeld",MainPart,"Weld",{Part0 = MainPart,Part1 = chara.Head,C0 = CFrame.new(0, 0, 0, -1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, -1),C1 = CFrame.new(0, 3.81469727e-006, 0, -1, 0, 0, 0, 1, 0, 0, 0, -1),})

--// Chat \\--

local talksound = Instance.new("Sound",char.Torso)
talksound.SoundId = "rbxassetid://928210219"
talksound.Volume = 4
function swait(num)
if num==0 or num==nil then
game:service'RunService'.Stepped:wait(0)
else
for i=0,num do
game:service'RunService'.Stepped:wait(0)
end
end
end


function chatfunc(text)
local chat = coroutine.wrap(function()
if char:FindFirstChild("TalkingBillBoard") ~= nil then
char:FindFirstChild("TalkingBillBoard"):Destroy()
end
local naeeym2 = Instance.new("BillboardGui",char)
naeeym2.Size = UDim2.new(0,100,0,40)
naeeym2.StudsOffset = Vector3.new(0,3,0)
naeeym2.Adornee = char.Head
naeeym2.Name = "TalkingBillBoard"
local tecks2 = Instance.new("TextLabel",naeeym2)
tecks2.BackgroundTransparency = 1
tecks2.BorderSizePixel = 0
tecks2.Text = ""
tecks2.Font = "Fantasy"
tecks2.TextSize = 30
tecks2.TextStrokeTransparency = 0
tecks2.TextColor3 = Color3.new(.6,0,0)
tecks2.TextStrokeColor3 = Color3.new(0,0,0)
tecks2.Size = UDim2.new(1,0,0.5,0)
local tecks3 = Instance.new("TextLabel",naeeym2)
tecks3.BackgroundTransparency = 1
tecks3.BorderSizePixel = 0
tecks3.Text = ""
tecks3.Font = "Fantasy"
tecks3.TextSize = 30
tecks3.TextStrokeTransparency = 0
tecks3.TextColor3 = Color3.new(0,0,0)
tecks3.TextStrokeColor3 = Color3.new(1,1,1)
tecks3.Size = UDim2.new(1,0,0.5,0)
for i = 1,string.len(text),1 do
tecks2.Text = string.sub(text,1,i)
tecks3.Text = string.sub(text,1,i)
talksound:Play()
wait(0.01)
end
wait(2)
for i = 1, 50 do
swait()
tecks2.Position = tecks2.Position - UDim2.new(math.random(-.4,.4),math.random(-5,5),.05,math.random(-5,5))
tecks2.Rotation = tecks2.Rotation - .8
tecks2.TextStrokeTransparency = tecks2.TextStrokeTransparency +.04
tecks2.TextTransparency = tecks2.TextTransparency + .04
tecks3.Position = tecks2.Position - UDim2.new(math.random(-.4,.4),math.random(-5,5),.05,math.random(-5,5))
tecks3.Rotation = tecks2.Rotation + .8
tecks3.TextStrokeTransparency = tecks2.TextStrokeTransparency +.04
tecks3.TextTransparency = tecks2.TextTransparency + .04
end
naeeym2:Destroy()
end)
chat()
end
function onChatted(msg)
chatfunc(msg)
end
wait(0.5)
chatfunc("Hey kiddo...")
wait(1)
chatfunc("Wanna hear a joke?")
plr.Chatted:connect(onChatted)


--// Functions

local root = char.HumanoidRootPart
function teleport(key)
    key = key:lower()
    if key == "f" and not teleportlimit then
        root.CFrame = CFrame.new(CFrame.new(mouse.Hit.p)*CFrame.new(0,2.8,0).p,root.Position)
    wait(0)
    end
end
mouse.KeyDown:connect(teleport)

function pun1(A)
	if A == "q" then
		local chatmath = math.random(1,3)
		if chatmath == 1 then
			chatfunc("Why can't skeletons play church music?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Because they have no organs.")
		end
		if chatmath == 2 then
			chatfunc("Why are skeletons so calm?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Because nothing gets under their skin!")
		end
		if chatmath == 3 then
			chatfunc("What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("SPARERIBS")
		end
	end
end
mouse.KeyDown:connect(pun1)

function pun2(AA)
	if AA == "e" then
		local chatmath = math.random(1,3)
		if chatmath == 1 then
			chatfunc("My favorite instrument?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("the TromBONE, of course.")
			wait(0.5)
			trumpet:Play()
		end
		if chatmath == 2 then
			chatfunc("What do skeletons hate the most about wind?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Nothing, it goes right through them.")
		end
		if chatmath == 3 then
			chatfunc("Why don't skeletons fight each other?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("They don't have the guts.")
		end
	end
end
mouse.KeyDown:connect(pun2)

function pun3(AAAA)
	if AAAA == "r" then
		local chatmath = math.random(1,3)
		if chatmath == 1 then
			chatfunc("I'm so lazy,")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("I'm bone idle!")
		end
		if chatmath == 2 then
			chatfunc("Why did the skeleton want a friend?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Because she was feeling bonely.")
		end
		if chatmath == 3 then
			chatfunc("What does a skeleton tile his roof with?")
			wait(5)
			chatfunc("Shin-gles!")
		end
	end
end
mouse.KeyDown:connect(pun3)

--// END? \\--