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- ............................Alright, all you niggers. Time for some news again, nigger!
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- OH NO, JOE!IMPEACHMENT MAYHEM2020 DEM $$$ RACECOMMUNIST CHINA PARADE
- Photo: Joe, Hunter Biden Golf with Ukraine Energy Company Board Member in 2014
- Veep Has Denied Ever Talking to Son About ‘Overseas Business Dealings’
- Former Vice President Joe Biden and his son Hunter golfing in the Hamptons with Devon Archer, who served on the board of the Ukrainian natural gas company Burisma Holdings with Hunter.
- A newly-unearthed photo shows former Vice President Joe Biden and son Hunter sharing a round of golf with Devon Archer, who sat on the board of a Ukrainian energy firm Burisma Holdings alongside Hunter.
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- GOP/Democrat Senators Beg Trump: Import ‘As Many Refugees as Possible’
- Dems Demand Trump Release More Phone Calls with Foreign Leaders
- Pelosi Fast-Tracks Impeachment Inquiry
- Breitbart’s Hudson to Deliver Primetime Speech at Turning Point USA’s Black Leadership Summit
- SNL ‘Weekend Update’: Impeachment Process Was Too Slow for John Wilkes Booth
- ‘Saturday Night Live’ Season Premiere Ratings Tank
- Actress Stacey Dash Arrested on Domestic Battery Charge
- Beto Asks 🍀️Fellow Candidates to Support Gun Control Plan
- AWR HAWKINS
- Kirk: Let’s Raise a Glass to Carson King
- Reports: China’s Nuclear Missile Can Reach U.S. in 30 Minutes
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- KATHERINE RODRIGUEZ
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- Mark Sanford: ‘I Think an Inquiry Is Justified’
- Beto 🍀 Uses Shotgun Attack to Push AR-15 Confiscation…
- AWR HAWKINS
- …Bloomberg Fears O’Rourke’s Approach Strengthens Opposition (It Does)
- South Africa: White Farmer is Repairing His Fence, Some Wild Kaffirs Appear and Murder Him
- Charles Martel
- This wasn't even a robbery - they clearly just decided to kill him for being white.
- Life Sentence for Nig Who Raped and Killed White Artist After Breaking Into Her Apartment
- Charles Martel
- White NYPD Cop Killed by Friendly Fire as He Wrestled a Prehistoric Ape
- Charles Martel
- Detroit: Elderly White Man Leaves Liquor Store, Gets Shot and Robbed by Local Wildlife
- Charles Martel
- North American Pavement Ape Threatens White Aussie, Gets KO’d in One Punch!
- Charles Martel
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- Weather time.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- OCT 1
- Partly Cloudy
- 95°73°
- 20%
- SSE 13 mph 59%
- WED
- OCT 2
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°72°
- 10%
- SE 9 mph 63%
- THU
- OCT 3
- Mostly Sunny
- 95°72°
- 20%
- E 9 mph 60%
- FRI
- OCT 4
- Partly Cloudy
- 94°70°
- 20%
- NE 8 mph 60%
- SAT
- OCT 5
- Sunny
- 94°70°
- 10%
- NE 6 mph 57%
- SUN
- OCT 6
- Mostly Sunny
- 94°70°
- 20%
- NE 9 mph 53%
- MON
- OCT 7
- Mostly Sunny
- 88°63°
- 20%
- NNE 16 mph 55%
- TUE
- OCT 8
- Sunny
- 84°59°
- 0%
- NNE 13 mph 46%
- WED
- OCT 9
- Sunny
- 85°61°
- 0%
- ENE 9 mph 47%
- THU
- OCT 10
- Sunny
- 88°64°
- 20%
- ESE 9 mph 54%
- FRI
- OCT 11
- Sunny
- 88°64°
- 0%
- NE 9 mph 53%
- SAT
- OCT 12
- Mostly Sunny
- 88°65°
- 0%
- E 8 mph 58%
- SUN
- OCT 13
- Mostly Sunny
- 89°65°
- 20%
- ESE 8 mph 60%
- MON
- OCT 14
- Mostly Sunny
- 89°65°
- 20%
- ESE 9 mph 58%
- TUE
- OCT 15
- Partly Cloudy
- 88°63°
- 20%
- ESE 11 mph
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- Current threat: 🎃 Angry!
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- DJ KEEMSTAR
- DJ Keemstar (Powerword: Daniel Keem) is a leader of a clan on exbawcks live made up of 12 year olds known as the "Federation of Asshole Gamers" or the "F@G". He gained a following of many 12 year old Halo fanboys who call their dungeon master "Halo's #1 Trashtalker": IRL he's a butthurt father with an extreme amount of unwarranted self importance. DJ spends his life on Xbox Live, BlogTV, and Youtube where he has 50,000 subscribers from dick riding machinima directors and Call of Duty commentators. He begged them to advertise his YouTube channel but, hilariously enough, the only people that actually subscribed were 12-year-old boys. Surprisingly he is the #1 most subscribed on BlogTV, which he accomplished by raging to his fans that its his life goal to be the most subscribed on the entire fucking website, but who the fuck uses BlogTV? Everyone uses Ustream. If you think about it, its not that hard getting #1 subscribed on a shitty web site that no one uses if you spend all day everyday streaming and commanding little kids to subscribe. It is extremely likely that he will at some point stumble upon this article and turn it into another excuse for him to fap to his own name while bitching and moaning on his BlogTV broadcast for five hours. When this time comes he should gtfo like the tool he is.
- (("EVERYONE CALL ALEX A NIGGER ON CHAT"))
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- Alright, time for some funny quotes.
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- <cooksii> incest is at least something the whole family can do.
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- <Moot> ok, here's what we do
- <Moot> we break into AOL HQ
- <Moot> and instead of the AOL setup utility, we put metallica mp3s on all of the startup cds
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- <EtherMan> stoner chicks suck
- <EtherMan> they're a waste of a perfectly good set of breasts.
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- <EM[mMF]> man
- <EM[mMF]> unix manuals would be so much cooler
- <EM[mMF]> if they had porn in them
- <EM[mMF]> like "Basics of the Bash Shell"
- <EM[mMF]> <LESBIAN PORN>
- <EM[mMF]> i'd read that shit
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- Kristina Inhof (born 1 October 1988) is an Austrian presenter and sports journalist at ORF, the Austrian national public service broadcaster. She was born in Vienna and grew up in Lower Austria, playing handball for Hypo Niederösterreich during her school years. Inhof graduated with a bachelor's degree in sports science with a focus on sports management at the University of Vienna in 2012. Her presenting career began in 2009, working first for Vienna Online and then for cable television station W24. She was hired by Austrian television broadcaster Puls 4 for the broadcast of the UEFA Champions League in 2012. For several months in 2015, Inhof joined the presenting team of Sky Sport News HD. She has been working exclusively for ORF since 2016, presenting for the football department.
- Photograph credit: Julia Engel
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- Alright, that's all. I'm gonna go get a blowjob from a snake.
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