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pc as jake convo w/jane

Dec 7th, 2011
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  1. -- golgothasTerror [GT] began bothering gutsyGumshoe [GG] at 03:30 --
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  3. [03:30] GT: Heya jane!
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  5. [03:30] GG: Hey, J! How goes it? :B
  6.  
  7. [03:31] GT: Pretty darn alright, if i do say so myself! How's my favorite baking buddy tonight?
  8.  
  9. [03:31] GG: She's splendid! Not doing a terrible amount of baking on account of her father blocking access to the kitchen, though!
  10.  
  11. [03:32] GG: How goes my favorite adventurer?
  12.  
  13. [03:33] GT: I managed to escape a herd of those darn fairybulls moments ago, so im taking a little breather.
  14.  
  15. [03:33] GG: Hoo! Are you alright?
  16.  
  17. [03:34] GT: Catching my breath and unharmed for the most part, but always on the lookout for more trouble. *grin and a wink.*
  18.  
  19. [03:34] GG: Don't look too hard! :B I worry enough about your safety as is!
  20.  
  21. [03:35] GG: Who knows what you'll run into on your island? Fairy bulls today! A giant seamonster the next!
  22.  
  23. [03:35] GT: Strider mentioned something about sending one of his machinations to help me, but im not sure how much he - heavens, crocker, dont remind me. One of those blasted seamonsters nearly had me by the chops not long before the fairybulls did!
  24.  
  25. [03:37] GG: Oh gracious! Thank goodness you got out of there alive! I warned you this morning about my dream!
  26.  
  27. [03:39] GT: I know, it had me worried a little bit. But i seem to be in one piece so far!
  28.  
  29. [03:39] GT: Ill be careful jane, dont worry.
  30.  
  31. [03:40] GT: Its against my chivalrous code to make a lady fret! *Imaginary hat tip.*
  32.  
  33. [03:40] GG: Hoo hoo, what a gentleman! :B
  34.  
  35. [03:41] GT: I do try!
  36.  
  37. [03:41] GT: Anyway, whats this you were saying about your dad blocking off the kitchen?
  38.  
  39. [03:41] GT: Some new-fangled punishment or are you still up to your ears in chastisement from your last supposed blunder?
  40.  
  41. [03:41] GG: Ohh Jake, it's absolutely awful! He took his grounding a whole step further!
  42.  
  43. [03:42] GG: Not allowed to leave the house, not allowed to bake! I may as well sit around doing nothing! :E
  44.  
  45. [03:42] GT: You could always see what lalonde can offer for entertainment! Im sure she has more up her sleeve than a bottle of brandy!
  46.  
  47. [03:43] GG: I did! Her first choice for entertainment was exactly that- a bottle of brandy!
  48.  
  49. [03:43] GG: She may be my best friend, but that is one piece of advice I will not take. :B
  50.  
  51. [03:44] GT: Im not one to blame you for that decision, either. Cant say thats my go-to for boredom!
  52.  
  53. [03:45] GG: Speaking of Lalonde, she said she spoke to you earlier. Although she got all "zippy-lipped" on the subject.
  54.  
  55. [03:46] GT: Oh? *Tugs at collar just a little. In a totally not-suspicious manner, mind you!*
  56.  
  57. [03:47] GG: Yes. I assumed they were more looney conspiracy theories! :P
  58.  
  59. [03:47] GT: Oh, haha. Yes, the batter witch and whatnot?
  60.  
  61. [03:48] GG: She wouldn't say. Hm. She is a mystery sometimes!
  62.  
  63. [03:48] GT: I must say, i dont like nay-saying any friends of mine, but she can be downright silly with those theories!
  64.  
  65. [03:50] GG: If it's not too much of me to inquire...what did she tell you?
  66.  
  67. [03:50] GT: *Tugs at collar again.* Well, i am not one to intrude on the personal affairs of a lady, but i also dont like keeping things from friends!
  68.  
  69. [03:51] GG: I don't believe we would be breaking anything in the "girl-code" regarding secret telling.
  70.  
  71. [03:52] GT: Well im not a girl so i can never be sure on these things, you know!
  72.  
  73. [03:52] GG: Yes, I would certainly hope not! I'm speaking in the case of Lalonde and I's friendship however.
  74.  
  75. [03:53] GT: Oh, yes of course.
  76.  
  77. [03:53] GT: On the subject however, i dont see the harm in telling you that she mentioned that you like me!
  78.  
  79. [03:54] GT: And you know that i hold you as well as lalonde and strider in the highest regards.
  80.  
  81. [03:54] GG: Hoo hoo! Well I...certainly do like you! Why wouldn't I? We are friends, after all!
  82.  
  83. [03:54] GG: It would be silly of me not to like my friends!
  84.  
  85. [03:54] GT: Yes! Those were my thoughts exactly.
  86.  
  87. [03:55] GG: Why would she be zippy-lipped about that? :B
  88.  
  89. [03:55] GG: :B
  90.  
  91. [03:55] GG: :B
  92.  
  93. [03:56] GT: Well i suppose she may have... found that to be a slight bit too much to share with me! *Nervously wrings kerchief.*
  94.  
  95. [03:57] GG: Well certainly she wasn't implying anything along the lines of "like-liking!"
  96.  
  97. [03:57] GG: Or however the kids say it these days.
  98.  
  99. [03:58] GT: Kids and their lingo.
  100.  
  101. [03:59] GG: Hoo, Lalonde and her lingo!
  102.  
  103. [03:59] GT: She.... certainly has a way with words, thats for sure!
  104.  
  105. [04:00] GG: Here, here! :B
  106.  
  107. [04:01] GT: Indeed! On a slightly unrelated note.. Have you spoken with strider lately? Its like pulling a frillion damn teeth to get anything useful out of him these days.
  108.  
  109. [04:01] GG: I have! I spoke with the man himself, even! A rare occurance as of late, apparently.
  110.  
  111. [04:02] GT: Wow, color me a little on the side of jealous!
  112.  
  113. [04:02] GT: I keep getting his blasted auto-responder. And i must say, the darn thing makes me a little nervous.
  114.  
  115. [04:03] GG: Oh, how so? I find the AR very human-like! Charming, even!
  116.  
  117. [04:04] GT: Another point on the jealousy tally-board! Well... i cant describe it very accurately. It seems to enjoy putting me on the spot in the most awkward of ways.
  118.  
  119. [04:05] GG: Hoo hoo but that's half the fun. :B A quick response to throw you off guard!
  120.  
  121. [04:05] GG: Simply thrilling!
  122.  
  123. [04:06] GT: Whatever you say, jane! Im not one to question a lady! *Wink.*
  124.  
  125. [04:07] GG: ;B
  126.  
  127. [04:07] GG: Strider did say he was going to contact you soon though!
  128.  
  129. [04:07] GG: You'll have that uranium in no time!
  130.  
  131. [04:07] GT: Oh, splendid! I am still in dire need of that stuff.
  132.  
  133. [04:08] GG: I realize how unlady-like impatience is, but hoo hoo! I can't help it! It's so close now!
  134.  
  135. [04:09] GG: Fetch that uranium ASAP! :B
  136.  
  137. [04:09] GT: Im well on my way, im sure! I do wonder how your seemingly never-ending quest for freedom is coming along, though. Has any progress been made or are you still in a stalemate with the kitchen?
  138.  
  139. [04:11] GG: The kitchen is the main goal right now. :E
  140.  
  141. [04:11] GG: It may have something to do with the hole in the wall thanks to the fridge!
  142.  
  143. [04:11] GT: And nothing is present to help you out?
  144.  
  145. [04:11] GT: Heavens!
  146.  
  147. [04:11] GT: How did that happen?
  148.  
  149. [04:12] GG: Long story. It did have to do with the bunny Mr. Strider sent me though!
  150.  
  151. [04:12] GG: It ran off a while ago, but it will come back soon I hope. How else am I to get past the high tech security blocking the entrance to the kitchen?
  152.  
  153. [04:13] GT: Like.... a bunny bunny?
  154.  
  155. [04:13] GG: A robot bunny!
  156.  
  157. [04:13] GT: Oh, wait. Strider. Its some high-tech gadgetry isn
  158.  
  159. [04:13] GT: Yes, i figured as much.
  160.  
  161. [04:13] GG: Yes. He said it's to be used in case of emergency.
  162.  
  163. [04:13] GG: I don't know what he considers and emergency, but this situation is pretty dire!
  164.  
  165. [04:14] GG: *An. Hoo hoo!
  166.  
  167. [04:15] GT: Thats strider for you!
  168.  
  169. [04:15] GT: I daresay he enjoys erring on the opposite side of simplicity.
  170.  
  171. [04:16] GG: Oh speaking of which! How goes the hunt for your own robot?
  172.  
  173. [04:17] GT: Its mostly been fairybulls and giant seamonsters! And a giant crabular creature, too.
  174.  
  175. [04:17] GT: I wonder if theyre all set to kill since i accidentally killed one of the little ones. :(
  176.  
  177. [04:18] GG: My, my! It seems both of our lives are hectic as ever! :B
  178.  
  179. [04:21] GT: Indeed!
  180.  
  181. [04:22] GG: Glad to know I'm not alone, at least.
  182.  
  183. [04:22] GG: In the hectic life category!
  184.  
  185. [04:22] GT: In our frustrated suffering we can be together!
  186.  
  187. [04:23] GG: Hoo hoo! In the end, we'll finally get some peace of mind and play this darn game.
  188.  
  189. [04:24] GT: Blast, striders no help.
  190.  
  191. [04:25] GG: What has he said?
  192.  
  193. [04:25] GT: Basically that im on my own.
  194.  
  195. [04:26] GT: And im short a few cartridges. I must have dropped them fleeing that seamonster. Hells bells i dont think this could get much worse!
  196.  
  197. [04:27] GG: Oh no! How are we supposed to get this game started then?
  198.  
  199. [04:28] GT: Ill figure something out. Adventurous gentlemen are never without a backup plan!
  200.  
  201. [04:29] GG: Ooh Mr. English ooh! When you figure out this backup plan, do share!
  202.  
  203. [04:30] GT: Heheh. *Double pistols and a wink.* My best gal will know for sure.
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