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??: Hellloooo~

TG: *grins.* hey john.

??: Whats up, BROOOO~~?

TG: not a whole fuck of a lot. kinda bored, actually.

TG: you?

??: Saameeeeeee

??: hey, we should play a gaaammeeee~

TG: what kinda game you thinkin, pal?~

??: hmmmmmmmm

??: truth or dare?

TG: sounds like a plan.

??: yayy!

??: davveeeee

??: truth or daree??~

TG: *shrugs carelessly, adjusting his garish, pink heart-shaped shades.* why the fuck not. dare.

??: Yayy!

??: i dare youu tooooo....

??: hehee. i dare you to trade glasses with me!

TG: wow, egbert. living life on the edge now, aren't we?

??: yeeep.

??: Now hand em' over, Palll~

TG: *slips his shades off, exposing his vivid pink irises. he tosses the shades john's way.*

??: *hands glasses at dave, smirking as he puts on the swagful shades*

TG: *puts on john's dorky glasses. he strikes a pose.* how do i look?

??: Hot as ever~! *winks dorkilly* am i cool now?

TG: oh totally. a++ would bang.

??: hehe.

TG: so now it's my turn, right.

??: yep. *leans forward*

TG: *narrows his eyes thoughtfully.* truth or dare, john.

??: *leans forward more intensely* dare.

TG: *he smirks a little, not moving.* i dare you...

TG: to...

TG: *puts his hands on his cheeks, batting his eyelashes. his voice takes on a falsetto.* kiss me, john~!

??: Okay! *leans forward and kisses dave, as if it were standard*

TG: *satisfied, he nods dutifully.* score.

TG: anyway, your turn.

??: hehe. Okai. truth or dare~?

TG: truth, this time.

??: okayyy. hmm. is it true you are as swag as you sayyyyy~~?

TG: *rolls his eyes, waving his hand.* bitch i am /all/ fuckin swag.

??: Okayyy, i believe you. Your turn, before the game gets boring and i have to hurt youuuu~ hehheh!

TG: ((i totes don't wanna like ruin the flow or anything but like... i ship it and i'm down for absolutely whatever so like don't be scared or anything uwu))

??: (( XD i ship it as well. *hugs* ))

TG: ((thank god i was like i... don't know if....???????//// *HUGS* *A*;;))

TG: *he scoffs, rolling his eyes again.* as if. your threats get more and more empty every time i hear them. but whatever. truth or dare, four-eyes.

??: Dare, as normal, King of swag~

??: im always up for anything!

TG: *reaches into his back pocket, pulling out his knife. the blade is pink, and has black dots on it. the handle is green. it looks vaguely watermelon-ish. he holds it up* be nice to my knife. show it a good time. i dare you.

??: *holds knife and smirks* awww, dave what kind of dare is that? how can i give a knife a good time? its not like ill /date/ it or anything! hahhaa!

TG: practice makes perfect, john.

??: Well, i guess

??: (( john doesnt get the dare XDDD ))

TG: ((MOG WHAT A CUTE DOOFUS))

??: (( LOL ))

TG: ((ALSO I'M SORRY I JUST.... TRICKSTER DAVE IMO IS REALLY LEWD AND BLOODTHIRSTY AND MASOCHISTIC I?? ahem. yes. that. sorry. i'm really excited to rp him.))

??: (( I AM AS WELL. XD i have a headcanon tricksters are violent, strong, and perverted. though when accused, they deny it. XD ))

TG: ((yes exactly omg))

??: Sooo... Okay. Uhhh. TRUTH OR DARE, and you better choose dare or ima get messy. hehe. Like to see a hollow threat eh? ill show you a hollow threat.

TG: ((i love cosplaying my headcanon trickster dave though because!!! i get to be a jerk!!! and giggle a lot!!!))

TG: *smirking again, he blows him a kiss.* i look forward to it. soooOOOoooOOoooOoo dare i guess.

??: (( trickster john = me irl every day. my god i love you. XD we should be friends. ))

??: yayy! i dare you toooo..... tell me how the hell you see out of these shades?

TG: ((falls over and dies this is my t!d http://demosthenes.tumblr.com/post/32204968427 ))

TG: ((AND YES PLEASE LET'S BE FRIENDS))

TG: pfff. it's easy. i'm also not blind as a bat like you are.

??: (( my god youre amazing. i wish i had pics of my t! john cosplay uploaded ;; ))

??: Hey, shut up, man! *lowers shades all swag*

TG: ((th-thank ;^;))

TG: giving me bedroom eyes is a dangerous idea, egbert.

??: hehehe. What bedroom eyes, dave? *puts shades back up* haha. i did no such thing.

TG: you're a dirty fuckin' liar.

??: Am i? *twiddles with pocket knife in hands*

TG: i don't like dirty fuckin' liars.

??: What are you gonna do about it, hm? you gave me your pocketknifeee~

TG: *moves quickly, pinning him by his shoulders to the floor.* i think it's your turn, john. truth or dare.

??: Dare, bitch. *giggles and covers mouth with one hand*

TG: i dare you to show me that you know how to use that knife.

??: Okay. hehehe *casually slashes with the blade towards dave's chest*

TG: *gasps, the sound tapering into a drawn out giggle.* aha...ahaha. haaa. hehe. good boy.

??: *smirks* is the dare over? or are my treats still /EMPTY/?

TG: *looms over him for a minute longer before getting up, inspecting the wound and lifting a hand to taste his own blood. it's sweet.* nah, your turn.

??: Okay! *Sits up straight and slouches against wall* dave...?

??: Truth. or. dare...?

TG: truth why not.

??: Why not? aww, finee... *sheaths knife and stares at* how about you tell me if you like JAADDEEEE~~?

TG: *scrunches his nose.* i mean, she's cute and all, don't get me wrong. but her affiliation with animals is a little weird.

TG: why, do you like her?

??: *busts out in laughter* HAHAhaAH! Ohhh, dave! ha! oh... no, dude! shes like... my sister.. /sorta/. I dont know. HAHA!

TG: hah. good.

??: why? what, afraid of competition? hehe. you can have her for all i care. *shoves* your turn.

TG: hey that's not what i said.

TG: but yeah, truth or dare.

??: hmmm... Fuck it, truth. *flops on back*

TG: *puts his hands on his cheeks again, looking over to john and batting his eyelashes once more.* tell me you love me.~

??: *stares at dave and chuckles, daves eyes large in his glasses* I love you, dave. *hugs strongly*

TG: *giggles, hugging john back with equal force.* good. i love you too, john.

??: *Grips harder* I wonder if im still stronger than you.. *smirks*

TG: don't you dare.

??: Oh, but i tought we were playing the Gammeeeee?

TG: i wasn't aware this was part of the game.

??: you idiot, im referring to the dares. *lets go* youre no funnnnnnn~

TG: i'm plenty fun.

??: prove it.

TG: your turn to ask, loser.

??: ffft. lame-o. Hmm. truth or dare, davee?

TG: dare.

??: Finally! Okay, i dare you toooo........

??: say i have more swag than youuuu. *flaunts giant lollipop around derpilly*

TG: but it's such a fucking liiiiiiiiiiie.

??: Too bad, its a daree~

TG: ugh.

TG: fine.

TG: *grits his teeth.* you... have more swag.... than me.

??: Hhehehe. well done, strider~

TG: ugh.

??: Your turn

TG: truth or dare.

??: hmm. you seem angry. Truth~

TG: *thinks for a moment.* you ever think about doin' stuff?

??: what kind of stuff?

TG: *shrugs casually.* oh... you know.

??: Do i really knowww? *stares at until he tells*

TG: THAT kind of stuff.

TG: the kind you don't mention in polite company.

??: I know Lots on stuff not to be said in polite companyyy.

TG: such as?

??: such assssssssssssssssss.......... How delicious john would be, and how i would just love to rip open his eyes and gouge out the flesh and drink his blood and just~~~

??: *sigh* and then theresss......

TG: *nods appreciatively, letting him continue.*

??: (( i also just realized... trickster john likes cake, and normal john hates it. ULTIMATE WEAPON ))

??: OHHHHHH. /THAT/ stufff..... Yeah. Pretty much.

TG: *smirks.* THAT stuff, huh?

TG: so you've thought of it.

??: Yeah, of course ive thought of /that/ who hasnt.

TG: *looks at john over his glasses, pausing a little. his next words are cautious.* ...what about with me?

??: with you? NoOooo!!!! i would never do that with you! I mean... i would NEVER. NEVER eat you! youre my friend, bro! i like you as you, not food. (god john you idiot. hes not talking about cannibalism. )

TG: ..eat me?

TG: my god you're dense.

??: (( dave ftw e//w//e )

??: What? dont you have cannibal thoughts?

TG: that's /not/ what i'm talking about.

??: OH. well then i dont know. *shrugs*

TG: *whiiines.* dammit, john.

??: Tell meeeee *leans ear towards*

TG: *leans over, whispering what he means into it. he leans back with a smirk.*

??: Oh...... OH! *nods* yeah. i think we all have.

TG: the same question still stands.

??: whick one? *I\fiddles with knife*

TG: the one... where i asked... if you'd thought about it.... with me.

TG: *he's actually blushing a little.*

??: Hmmm. well fuck, its truth. Yep! *giggles*

TG: anything in particular, or...

??: Truth or dare, davee?

TG: uh.

TG: dare.

??: Okay!i dare youuu.... fuck it lets make this interesting, i dare you to fight me like a badass, im bored!

TG: 'fight you like a badass'?

??: yeah. without your little knife you gave me. here, i wont use weapons either.

TG: so you basically want to wrestle.

??: i asked earlier if i was still stronger than you. hehehe

TG: oh, that's true.

TG: then bring it, homes.

??: Lets go. *hugs casually* i love you, dave~

TG: *smiles, shaking his head and hugging him back.* i love you too, john.

??: *grips stongly, smirking*

TG: *hugs him tighter, pulling back to look him in the eye. or to the best of his abilities, given his shades.*

??: hehehe. *lowers shades again, then placing them back up* lets see what you can do.

TG: you're on. *throws his weight to the side, aiming to take the other kid down with him.*

??: *wraps ars around, flailing down and landing next to him, fingers digging into his shoulderblades*

TG: *he attemps to push john away from him; the gash he suffered earlier hindering his movement a little bit.* cmon bro this isn't fair. you're shorter than me why the fuck are you stronger.

??: maybe because i.. *whispers evilly* have more swag than you....

TG: oh don't you even.

??: hehehe. Dont even what.

TG: go there. you don't have more swag than me.

??: But you said it yourself, rememberrr?~

TG: *grooooooaaaaaaannnnnssss.*

??: Awww,what the matter, *shoves back* cmoooonnnn~

??: this isnt funnn~

TG: *manages to flip him over, pinning him again.* you're the one making this not fun.

TG: telling me i ain't got no swag.

??: Am i? Awww, im sorry....

??: Well then prove to me you have more swag, and more strength

TG: i'll charm your pants right off, egbert. don't try me.

??: oh reaalllyyy? ill have you know my pants are very secure, strider.

TG: *leans in, staring into the sunglasses. he smirks coolly.* we'll see about that.

??: (( im sorry, but youre so Amazing XD im sitting here like "FFFFF. *posts* ......FFFFFFFFF *posts*/...."

TG: ((omg how even i suck and am awful))

??: (( as dave would say: "but it's such a fucking liiiiiiiiiiie." ))

??: hehe. Lets see, then. *tugs at pants lightly before shoving again*

TG: but johhhhhn. you make me so hoooooooot.

??: haha, i hope its hot enough to get youre blood boiling!

TG: you have no fucking idea.

??: *giggles*

TG: truth or dare, john.

??: dare. Hehhehe

TG: i dare you to let me try to get into your pants.

??: You can /TRY/ dave. butyou ain't~

TG: ((alsoooo like!!! we can move this to skype or pesterchum or aim or msn or something if you want ;o; i hate to keep you from other people...))

??: (( XD lol i have nothing better to do than tumblr XD i just realized weve been RPing for about 4/5 hours? maybe 3.... LOL ))

TG: ((gosh ;w;))

TG: ((i mean if we move to something else we can do longer posts? i'm totes okay with this but idk /hides forever))

??: (( i haz skype. o3o lol id be scared if we call because rping all youd hear is "type type type.... *FANGIRLGIGGLELOL* type type............." ))

TG: ((i don't make calls on skype XD so you're safe))

??: (( lolokay XD))

TG: ((insomniac.mercury is mine uwu))

??: (( my user is emily.cacace315 ))

??: (( my gosh i love your user eFe ))

TG: ((wha))

??: (( insomniac and mercury are both words i fukin love ;;w;; ))

??: (( lol i should be sleepin but i aint~ ))

TG: ((eeee thank))

TG: ((me too i have work tomorrow))

??: (( ah x3 lool it's 2:21 am for me ;F; ))

TG: ((it's 4.22 for me ;D))

??: (( loool ))

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