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- T-Series! (Yeah!)
- It's your big day! (Woo!)
- Incredible job!
- I know we had our differences
- But today, I just wanna tell you
- A congratulations, it's a celebration
- Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Here we go!)
- A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration
- I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
- A congratulations to your corporation
- Guess to beat one Swedish boy, you need a billion Asians
- Yeah, you did it very nice, and all it took
- Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
- Now you're at number one (One), hope you did nothing wrong
- Like starting your business by selling pirated songs
- Oops! Didn't think we'd see? It's right there on Wikipedia
- Get used to your past being held against you by the media (Uh oh)
- I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
- I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the mafia
- For legal reasons, that's a joke
- For legal reasons, that's a joke
- For serious, Indian mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke
- India, I'm sorry 'bout the memes, you're the best
- I love my Indian Bros, from Bombay to Bangladesh
- I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
- 'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me Hi-
- A congratulations, it's a celebration
- Party all day, I know you've been waitin' (Oh yeah!)
- A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Yeah!)
- I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
- Congratulations (Uh)
- Congratulations (It's your big day!)
- Congratulations
- Congratulations (Such a big day)
- I got a letter in the post, hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
- T-Series saying "Cease and desist"
- Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
- But let me educate you, silly, that's not defamation (Woo)
- T-Series can eat a d___ (Still not defamation)
- Suck my fishin Swedish meatballs (Still not defamation, yum)
- Did you know that Indians have poo-poo in their brains?
- That's a blatant racist lie
- Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo)
- India got YouTube figured out, that's sick, son
- How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof)
- Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
- But looking at T-Series' past, I'm guessing not probably
- But never mind the poor people, we just here to party
- Just here to pop some bottles with the 9-Year-Old Army
- Non-alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
- But we still out here living like we 'bout to kamikaze
- So this is it, thanks for sticking with my channel
- Ever since I was a nobody, screaming at barrels
- Yeah, this is it, it's been an adventure
- It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
- Through all the change and controversy
- You've been by my side
- There's no army in the world
- I would rather give me watch time
- It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
- Here's one last brofist from the number one in the world
- A congratulations, it's a celebration (Oh)
- Party all day (Skrra), I know you've been waitin' (Yeet, party all day, yeah)
- A congratulations (Woo!), it's a celebration (Oh)
- I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing
- Congratulations
- Congratulations (Skrattar du, it's your big day!)
- Congratulations (I'm fucking lit!)
- Congratulations (Such a big day!)
- Oh yeah, yeah
- Congratulations, T-Series! You did it!
- Yatta desu ne
- Hope that #MeToo stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line
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