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- Holy fuck it's 2025! I can't believe I'm still here. Here's the news as usual. Fuck yes I'm so racist.
- Bernie Moreno: Must Confirm Trump Nominees Fast After Likely Terror Attack
- New Orleans Superdome on Lockdown for Security Sweeps Following Deadly Truc
- 'Godfather of AI' Geoffrey Hinton Backs Elon Musk's Lawsuit Against OpenAI
- Sugar Bowl to be Postponed Until Thursday Following Likely Terror Attack in
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- NOLA Nightmare NYE
- Report: 10 Dead, 30 Injured After Car Crashes into Bourbon Street Crowd
- Suspect: Shamsud Din Jabbar
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- The FBI investigates the area on Orleans St and Bourbon Street by St. Louis Cathedral in t
- The suspect accused of plowing a vehicle through a crowd on Bourbon Street in New Orleans is named Shamsud Din Jabbar, according to a law enforcement source, Nola.com reports.
- Inspector General: 3 DOJ Employees Leaked Info to Hurt Trump Before Election
- IG Report: 3 DOJ Employees Leaked Info to Hurt Trump Before Election
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- FBI: NOLA New Year’s Eve Crowd-Ramming Suspect Is Dead
- FBI: NOLA New Year's Eve Crowd-Ramming Suspect Is Dead
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- Cold Shoulder: Ukraine Ends Russian Gas Shipments to Europe, Sending Winter Energy Prices Soaring
- Cold Shoulder: Ukraine Ends Russian Gas to Europe, Energy Prices Spike
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- Franklin Graham on Terror on Bourbon Street: ‘The Issue Is the Human Heart’
- Franklin Graham on Terror on Bourbon Street: 'The Issue Is the Human Heart'
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- Report: Trump Team Orders Cabinet Nominees to Cease Social Media Posts Ahead of Confirmation Hearin
- Report: Trump Team Orders Cabinet Nominees to Cease Social Media Posts
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- Report: Elon Musk’s Tesla Replaced Laid Off Americans with Foreign Workers on H-1B Visas
- Report: Musk's Tesla Replaced Laid Off Americans with H-1B Foreign Workers
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- ‘Terrorist Attack’ — 10 Dead, 30 Injured After Car Crashes into Bourbon Street Re
- Reports: 10 Dead, 30 Injured in Bourbon Street Attack
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- Trans Athlete Slams NCAA for Lack of Full Scholarships to Compete Against Women
- Transgender College Athlete Slams NCAA for Lack of Scholarships for Trans S
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- Watch: Tesla Cybertruck Engulfed in Flames at Trump International Hotel in Las Vegas
- Watch: Tesla Cybertruck Engulfed in Flames at Trump International in Vegas
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- Hamas Bets Trump Is Bluffing
- Hamas Decides to Bet That Trump Is Bluffing
- Father of Monkey Man Who Pushed Man onto Oncoming Brooklyn Subway Train Reported to be Acting Weird.
- Some nigga spiked his weed.
- Police Searching for Troop of Masked Monkeys Who Shot and Paralyzed White Woman While Robbing Convenience Store on Christmas Eve.
- Velcro Head Arrested After Body of White Woman is Found in Crawl Space.
- 6 Malformed Macaques Arrested After Gangraping 13-Year-Old Girl in Colorado Springs.
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- Nicki Minaj
- Nicki Minaj is a so-called "artist" who can't sing, dance or even stay upright without her fat ass attracting other planets via gravitational pull. She is mostly known for contributing towards the complete destruction of music, the brainwashing of children, and just about everyone with an IQ above 70 losing faith in humanity. She also thinks that haters make her famous, which shows that she is very dumb, since they make you infamous. She thinks that infamy and fame are the same thing and because of that she mentionz the people who despise her everywhere. It looks like she's never heard of Blood on the Dance Floor. Did we mention this poser bitch is a "music artist"?
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- Earth is the third planet from the Sun and the only astronomical object known to harbor life. It is the densest planet in the Solar System and the largest and most massive of its four rocky planets. About 29 percent of Earth's surface is land, with the remaining 71 percent covered with water and much of Earth's polar regions covered in ice. Earth's interior is active with a solid-iron inner core, a liquid outer core that generates Earth's magnetic field, and a convective mantle that drives plate tectonics. Earth formed more than 4.5 billion years ago. Within the first billion years of Earth's history, life appeared in the oceans and began to affect Earth's atmosphere and surface. Since then, the combination of Earth's distance from the Sun, its physical properties and its geological history have allowed life to evolve and thrive, including more than 8 billion humans as of 2024. Earth is orbited by one permanent natural satellite, the Moon, which orbits Earth at a radius of 384,400 km (238,900 mi) and is roughly a quarter as wide as Earth. This photograph of Earth straddling the lunar horizon was taken in 2015 by NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter while located 134 km (83 mi) above the crater Compton, visible in the foreground. To capture the image, the spacecraft had to be rolled 67 degrees to its side, and slewed with the direction of travel to maximize the width of the lunar horizon, while traveling more than 1600 m/s (3600 mph) relative to the surface.
- Photograph credit: NASA / Goddard Space Flight Center / Arizona State University; edited by Bammesk
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- Hi, everyone. Newscaster Ned here. Normally I tell people that I'm about to fuck some babies or something, but I wanted to talk about my new book. Cloudy with a Chance of Asians. It just got published, and I'm very excited. People said that it wouldn't be a very good kids book, but it sold over a million copies over the weekend.
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