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Mercilessly delivering value.

Mar 1st, 2023
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  1. In a recent conference held by the top consultants in the industry, a new buzzword has emerged that has taken the corporate world by storm. The word? "Mercilessly delivering value." Yes, you read that right. No longer is it enough to simply deliver value - it must be done mercilessly.
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  3. According to top consultants, the key to success in today's cut-throat business world is to mercilessly deliver value to your clients. This means never taking a break, never letting up, and always striving to provide more value than your competitors. In fact, some have even gone so far as to suggest that companies should create entire departments dedicated to mercilessly delivering value.
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  5. So what does this actually mean? Well, according to our sources, it involves a lot of meaningless corporate jargon and buzzwords. For example, instead of saying "We will provide excellent customer service," you should say "We will mercilessly deliver value through a customer-centric approach that leverages innovative solutions to optimize the customer experience."
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  7. It's all about being aggressive and relentless in your pursuit of value delivery. And if that means sacrificing employee well-being, work-life balance, and basic human decency, so be it! After all, who needs happy employees when you're mercilessly delivering value?
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  9. But don't worry - the consultants have assured us that this approach is perfectly ethical and sustainable. As long as you're delivering value, you're doing the right thing. And if you're not delivering value, well, you're just not being merciless enough.
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  11. So go forth, corporate drones, and mercilessly deliver value! Don't let anyone stand in your way - not even your own conscience. Remember, in the world of business, the ends always justify the means. And the end goal is always the same: more value, delivered more mercilessly than anyone else.
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