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- Pennsylvania Supreme Court Tosses Challenge to Vote-by-Mail Because It Came Too Late
- PHILADELPHIA, PA - OCTOBER 27: An "I VOTED TODAY" sticker lies amid fallen maple leaves outside of an early voting satellite polling location on October 27, 2020 in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. With the election only a week away, this new form of in-person voting by using mail ballots has enabled tens …Mark Makela/Getty Images
- The Pennsylvania Supreme Court issued an order Saturday vacating a lower court’s decision to suspend the certification of the state’s vote in the presidential election, holding that a challenge to the state’s vote-by-mail laws had come too late.
- WATCH: Vanderbilt’s Sarah Fuller Makes History by Becoming First Female to Play in Power 5 Game
- Sarah Fuller Makes History by Becoming First Female to Play in Power 5 Game
- 1,530
- Trump’s Legal Team to Participate in Public ‘Hearing on Election Integrity’ with Arizona Lawmakers
- Trump’s Legal Team to Participate in ‘Hearing on Election Integrity’ with ARiZona Lawmakers
- 7,494
- ‘Fine Me’: Texas Trump Supporters Defy COVID-19 Curfew near the Alamo
- ‘Fine Me’: Texas Trump Supporters Defy COVID-19 Curfew near the Alamo
- 1,692
- Two ‘Squad’ Members Peddle Campaign Merchandise on Black Friday
- Two ‘Squad’ Members Peddle Campaign Merchandise on Black Friday
- AMY FURR
- 1,068
- Zeldin: Gov’t Has ‘a Responsibility’ to Ensure Businesses it Shuts Down Are ‘Still Alive’ – NYC Isn’t Considering Impact of Restrictions
- Zeldin: Gov’t Has ‘a Responsibility’ to Ensure Businesses it Shuts Down Are ‘Still Alive’
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- GOP Rep. Comer: ‘Unconstitutional’ and ‘Un-American’ to Force Businesses to Shut Down
- GOP Rep. Comer: ‘Unconstitutional’ and ‘Un-American’ to Force Businesses to Shut Down…
- 477
- …Pelosi Wants ‘Liberal Christmas Wishlist’
- 36
- Fishermen: EU ‘Like Bully Who Steals Your Lunch’ and ‘Expects You to Be Grateful for a Few Crumbs Back’
- Fishermen: EU ‘Like Bully Who Steals Your Lunch’, ‘Expects You to Be Grateful for a Few Crumbs Back’
- 305
- Swedish Stats Agency to Investigate Link Between Migration and Rising Youth Robberies
- Swedes to Investigate Link Between Migration and Rising Youth Robberies
- 385
- Mexico Deports U.S. Citizen Accused of Stalking TV Anchor
- 132
- LA La Land Lockdown!
- Los Angeles County Officials Announce Three Week Stay-at-Home Order…
- 9,983
- NY Pastor: We Can Do Services with Distancing and Masks, No More ‘Hypocrisy’
- 1,175
- Pope Francis Criticizes Groups Protesting COVID Lockdowns
- 2,171
- Nolte: Andrew Cuomo’s Rat-Out-Your-Neighbor Thanksgiving Program Failed
- 3,244
- …Prohibits Private Gatherings with Non-Household Members
- 580
- Milwaukee County Recount Adds 132 Votes to Biden-Harris
- 6,040
- Dem Himes: On January 20, Biden Is President Regardless of What Trump ‘Says or Tweets’
- PAM KEY
- 2,195
- Report: Top California Official Pushes Payout to Democrat Consulting Firm as He Lobbies for Kamala Harris’s Senate Seat
- 425
- AP: Biden’s Win Means Some Guantanamo Prisoners May Be Released
- 644
- CNN’s Zakaria: Killing Iranian Nuclear Scientist Will ‘Make’ Iran ‘Raise Tensions’
- 1,477
- Hong Kong ‘Revamp’ of High School Course Requires ‘Study Trip’ to China
- 74
- France: Rapper Arrested for Song Praising Beheading of Teacher Samuel Paty
- 151
- Balding Migrant School Pupil Who Looked 40 Disappears from UK School
- 2,484
- John Brennan Frets over ‘Criminal, Reckless’ Killing of Iran Nuclear Scientist
- Brennan Frets over ‘Criminal, Reckless’ Killing of Iran Nuclear Scientist…
- 4,544
- Armenians Accuse Soldiers from Azerbaijan of Desecrating Graves
- 22
- Belarus Dictator Lukashenko: I Won’t Be Here After Constitutional Reform
- Belarus Dictator: I Won’t Be Here After Constitutional Reform
- 39
- Mob Storms Argentina’s Presidential Palace During Diego Maradona Funeral
- Mob Storms Argentina’s Presidential Palace During Diego Maradona Funeral
- 156
- ‘Let’s Make History’: Vanderbilt’s Sarah Fuller Could Become First Female to Play in Power 5 College Football Game on Saturday
- Sarah Fuller Could Become First Female to Play in Power 5 College Football Game
- 1,183
- U.S. Women’s Soccer Team Wears Black Lives Matter Jackets to International Match
- U.S. Women’s Soccer Team Wears BLM Jackets to International Match
- 4,122
- Five Shot, Including 16-Year-Old Boy, on Thanksgiving Day in Mayor Lightfoot’s Chicago
- Five Shot on Thanksgiving Day in Mayor Lightfoot’s Chicago
- 1,485
- Lawsuit: Christian Claims NJ Starbucks Fired Her for Refusing to Wear ‘Pride’ T-Shirt
- Lawsuit: Christian Claims NJ Starbucks Fired Her for Refusing to Wear ‘Pride’ T-Shirt
- 2,489
- Three Antifa Protesters Arrested for Vandalizing Portland Businesses
- 1,073
- Nurse Dies While Trying to Rescue Paraplegic Patient from House Fire
- 161
- Southern California Edison: 16,000+ Customers Still Without Power
- Southern California Edison: 16,000+ Customers Still Without Power
- 1,233
- Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart, Bon Jovi Pose for Coronavirus Billboards in New Jersey: ‘Wear a Friggin’ Mask!’
- Bruce Springsteen, Jon Stewart, Bon Jovi Pose for Coronavirus Billboards
- 515
- Bette Midler: Doctors Should Sue over SCOTUS Protecting Rights of ‘Super Spreader’ Churches, Synagogues
- Bette Midler: Doctors Should Sue over SCOTUS Protecting Rights of ‘Super Spreader’ Churches, Synagogues
- 3,106
- Music Legends Van Morrison and Eric Clapton Team for Anti-Lockdown Anthem ‘Stand and Deliver’
- Music Legends Van Morrison and Eric Clapton Team for Anti-Lockdown Anthem ‘Stand and Deliver’
- 1,067
- The Pandemic Is Changing Hollywood, Maybe Forever
- The Pandemic Is Changing Hollywood, Maybe Forever
- 818
- Disney Cuts 28,000 Staff as Coronavirus Devastates Theme Park Business
- Disney Cuts 28,000 Staff as Coronavirus Devastates Theme Park Business
- 1,087
- Mike Tyson Eats Roy Jones Jr’s ‘Ear’ in Thanksgiving Video
- Mike Tyson Eats Roy Jones Jr’s ‘Ear’ in Thanksgiving Video
- 366
- Former Aide Mocks Andrew Cuomo for ‘Self-Congratulatory’ Book, ‘Depressing’ Emmy Win
- Former Aide Mocks Andrew Cuomo for ‘Self-Congratulatory’ Book, ‘Depressing’ Emmy Win
- 563
- Alan Dershowitz: Trump ‘Absolutely Right’ to Pardon Michael Flynn
- Alan Dershowitz: Trump ‘Absolutely Right’ to Pardon Michael Flynn
- 9,551
- Capehart: Trump Motivates Dem Voters ‘Who Want to Rid Themselves of This Man’
- Capehart: Trump Motivates Dem Voters
- PAM KEY
- 425
- Actor Faizon Love Sues Universal for Cutting Black Stars Out of ‘Couples Retreat’ Publicity Posters
- Actor Faizon Love Sues Universal for Cutting Black Stars Out of ‘Couples Retreat’ Publicity Posters
- 1,053
- ‘Fine Me’: Texas Trump Supporters Defy COVID-19 Curfew near the Alamo
- ‘Fine Me’: Texas Trump Supporters Defy COVID-19 Curfew near the Alamo
- 1,692
- Jon Voight Warns of 'Great Danger' if We Fall Under Biden
- Jon Voight Warns of 'Great Danger' if We Fall Under Biden
- 3,632
- Newt Gingrich: 2020 Election May Be 'Biggest Presidential Theft' Since
- Newt Gingrich: 2020 Election May Be 'Biggest Presidential Theft' Since
- 5,815
- Pinkerton: Barack Obama Is a Machiavellian Fox in 'A Promised Land'
- Pinkerton: Barack Obama Is a Machiavellian Fox in 'A Promised Land'
- 3,805
- Milwaukee County Recount Adds 132 Votes to Biden-Harris
- Milwaukee County Recount Adds 132 Votes to Biden-Harris
- 6,040
- Himes: Jan 20th Biden Is President Regardless of What 'Trump Says'
- Himes: Jan 20th Biden Is President Regardless of What 'Trump Says'
- 2,195
- Iran Reports Top Nuclear Scientist Assassinated in Tehran
- Iran Reports Top Nuclear Scientist Assassinated in Tehran
- 5,023
- Elisa Martinez: 'We’re Experiencing 2-4 Hour Lines'
- Elisa Martinez: 'We’re Experiencing 2-4 Hour Lines'
- 2,706
- Vanderbilt Makes History, Plays First Female Football Player in Power
- Vanderbilt Makes History, Plays First Female Football Player in Power
- 1,530
- Pennsylvania Supreme Court Tosses Challenge to Vote-by-Mail
- Pennsylvania Supreme Court Tosses Challenge to Vote-by-Mail
- Simian Fatally Stabs White Woman and Her Daughter, Sets House on Fire in Mayfield Heights.
- She was worried the negro might be stocking her.
- Oklahoma City: Spearchucker Shoots Convenience Store Clerk, Misses, and Shoots White Man to Death, Before Critically Injuring Woman.
- Curious George Stunt Double "Accidentally" Kills His White Friend After Reloading Gun While Fixing Marijuana Joint in Wilkes-Barre.
- Sheboon Grabs Knife off Shelf in Family Dollar, Fatally Stabs Elderly Customer in Head.
- Negro Serial Killer Admits to Killing 90 More People After Prison Transfer in Texas.
- Ft. Wayne: Two of Three Nig Nogs Arrested After Killing White Man and Two Fellow Primates.
- Male and Female Gorillas Arrested After Forcing Woman into Prostitution in Edgewater.
- .......... Time to never forgive and forget... Weather.
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- Current threat: Joe and the Hoe. 👴🏻 👩🏿
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- Cocaine
- Cocaine (AKA: Crack, Coke, Blow, Rock and Food of the Gods), is a stimulant that people take to heighten their worst traits and optimise the volume at which they talk, usually at the next fucking table in the bar I'm trying to have a quiet goddamn drink in. It gives the user energy, confidence, and the desire to go to the bathroom every ten minutes. It is usually powdered, and helpfully cut with even more toxic white powder in order to fuck your nose up, awesome. You can also mix it with a tiny amount of water and put it up your ass, though if you do this, remember to ram it home with a twelve-inch black dildo, you big queer.
- You can obtain cocaine off any guy who is being a smug loud asshole in a bar, anybody who works in any kind of bank, black people, and off my buddy Rick's housemate, he does tons of blow.
- (( GORILLA DOWN ))
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- Luncheon of the Boating Party was painted by the French impressionist Pierre-Auguste Renoir between 1880 and 1881. It depicts a group of his friends relaxing on a balcony at the Maison Fournaise restaurant beside the Seine River in Chatou, France. Included in the Seventh Impressionist Exhibition in 1882, it was purchased from the artist by Paul Durand-Ruel before being bought after a decade-long pursuit in 1923 by industrialist Duncan Phillips. The painting, now in The Phillips Collection in Washington, D.C., has a richness of form, a fluidity of brush stroke, and a flickering light.
- Painting: Pierre-Auguste Renoir
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- I shall return. I'm off to defeat Smaug.
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