Calculator.lol

HAI 1.2
    CAN HAS STDIO?
    I HAS A NUM1 ITZ A NUMBAR
    I HAS A NUM2 ITZ A NUMBAR
    I HAS A OP ITZ A YARN
    I HAS A RESULT ITZ A NUMBAR

    VISIBLE "Can I has a number?"
    GIMMEH NUM1
    VISIBLE "Can I has another number?"
    GIMMEH NUM2
    VISIBLE "Can I has an operator?"
    GIMMEH OP

    HOW IZ I ADDING YR NUM1 AN YR NUM2
        RESULT R SUM OF NUM1 AN NUM2
        VISIBLE "Yur sum, itz " AN RESULT
    IF U SAY SO

    HOW IZ I SUBTRACTING YR NUM1 AN YR NUM2
        RESULT R DIFF OF NUM1 AN NUM2
        VISIBLE "Yur difference, itz " AN RESULT
    IF U SAY SO

    HOW IZ I MULTIPLYING YR NUM1 AN YR NUM2
        RESULT R PRODUKT OF NUM1 AN NUM2
        VISIBLE "Yur product, itz " AN RESULT
    IF U SAY SO

    HOW IZ I DIVIDING YR NUM1 AN YR NUM2
        RESULT R QUOSHUNT OF NUM1 AN NUM2
        VISIBLE "Yur dividend, itz " AN RESULT
    IF U SAY SO

    BOTH SAEM OP AN "+"
    O RLY?
        YA RLY
            I IZ ADDING YR NUM1 AN YR NUM2 MKAY
        MEBBE BOTH SAEM OP AN "-"
            I IZ SUBTRACTING YR NUM1 AN YR NUM2 MKAY
        MEBBE BOTH SAEM OP AN "*"
            I IZ MULTIPLYING YR NUM1 AN YR NUM2 MKAY
        MEBBE BOTH SAEM OP AN "/"
            I IZ DIVIDING YR NUM1 AN YR NUM2 MKAY
        NO WAI
            VISIBLE "I needz operator mkay?"
    OIC

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