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[`Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.`,
`I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y.`,
`How do you organize a space party? You planet.`,
`Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.`,
`Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta way.`,
`What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.`,
`Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.`,
`What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.`,
`Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.`,
`I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.`,
`How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.`,
`Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.`,
`Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.`,
`What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.`,
`Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.`,
`I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.`,
`Why don't scientists trust stairs? They're always up to something.`,
`What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.`,
`I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.`,
`Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts.`,
`What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!`,
`Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.`,
`How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet!`,
`Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.`,
`What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.`,
`Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.`,
`What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.`,
`Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.`,
`Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.`,
`I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.`,
`How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.`,
`What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!`,
`I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.`,
`What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sophish-ticated.`,
`Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.`,
`Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.`,
`What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.`,
`Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.`,
`I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.`,
`How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.`,
`Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.`,
`Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.`,
`What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.`,
`Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.`,
`I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.`,
`Why don't scientists trust stairs? They're always up to something.`,
`What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.`,
`I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.`,
`Why don't skeletons go to scary movies? They don't have the guts.`,
`What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!`,
`Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.`,
`How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet!`,
`Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? He was outstanding in his field.`,
`What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.`,
`Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.`,
`What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.`,
`Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He needed a little space.`,
`Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.`,
`I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.`,
`How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.`,
`What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!`,
`I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.`,
`What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sophish-ticated.`,
`What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.`,
`Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.`,
`How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.`,
`Why don't scientists trust stairs? They're always up to something.`,
`I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.`,
`How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.`,
`What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!`,
`I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.`,
`What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? Sophish-ticated.`,
`What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I'll go on ahead.`,
`Why don't scientists trust stairs? They're always up to something.`,
`I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down.`,
`What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.`,
`How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!`,
`What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.`,
`Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.`,
`What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.`,
`How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!`,
`What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.`,
`Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.`,
`Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.`,
`I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.`,
`What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.`,
`Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.`,
`What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.`,
`How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!`,
`What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.`,
`Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.`,
`What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.`,
`How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!`,
`What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.`,
`Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.`,
`How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!`,
`What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.`,
`Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.`,
`How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!`,
`What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.`,
`Why don't oysters donate to charity? Because they are shellfish.`,]